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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One of these days, I'd like us as a forum to look at one of these political or religious threads and collectively say, "No, not today."

    Maybe next time.

    sigg'd

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I might not do Ash Wednesday but I'm going to give something up.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Let's all just give up the obvious, like some brave fool does every year.

    We'll report back to the mother thread if we fail or tell disgusting stories on how we resisted God's will.

    Obviously the honor system will be in place for most of us.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It's Episcopalians too, dogg.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i should probably go to mass tomorrow or something but shit i have a job interview god damnit.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    i should probably go to mass tomorrow or something but shit i have a job interview god damnit.

    I guess it won't take that long...gah. I don't know what to give up!

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Do you ever have annecdotes that you try to tell people, but about half way through you realize that this story is far less interesting than you thought it was?

    I just had one of those moments.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Do you ever have annecdotes that you try to tell people, but about half way through you realize that this story is far less interesting than you thought it was?

    I just had one of those moments.
    All too often.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    i should probably go to mass tomorrow or something but shit i have a job interview god damnit.

    I guess it won't take that long...gah. I don't know what to give up!

    I don't know what to give up either.

    i also need to find a new church.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Roll On Floor Laughing

    Christians are all dee dee dee
    Non-Christians are all lilelolelu

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm going to try and give up jerking it.

    But if that fails (likely), I'll give up chocolate milk.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    oh my god it's the la li lu le lo

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh my god it's the la li lu le lo

    my bad whippy

    for Lent I think I will try to give up loving you

    I don't think I can do it

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like not having itchy ashes on my head all day, thank you very much.

    Ubik on
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    See, I grew up in a primarily Protestant area, so I was in High School before I ever heard about Lenten. We only had a few Catholics in town, and they were pretty much treated like most of you would treat a Satanist if they moved into your neighborhood. You'd wave and smile if they said hello, but you'd always be looking at them with a certain amount of suspicion. I can't explain why, it was just the way they were back then, I guess.

    The strange thing is, I learned about Lenten from a Hovie, not a Catholic.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Lenten is the adjective.

    You just say Lent.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    A Hovie sounds like a Hogie

    delicious

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Lenten is the adjective.

    You just say Lent.

    LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.

    It's a bullshit holiday made up by one of the Popes whose brother-in-law was a fucking fish-monger anyway.

    LOOK IT UP PEOPLE.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like how Christmas came from Pagans.


    Well probably most of it came from Pagans.


    Yes I capitalized Pagans.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Easter, too.

    I always thought it was kind of odd to celebrate Jesus with eggs and bunnies.

    And that time I crucified that bunny to a big, wooden egg? They didn't really go for that.

    Stupid Baptists.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    I like not having itchy ashes on my head all day, thank you very much.

    They are not that itchy

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My God totally doesn't give a shit whether I eat meat on Fridays or not.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dyna, your sig is the only one here that has made me laugh in a loooooong while

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    My God totally doesn't give a shit whether I eat meat on Fridays or not.
    Neither does mine.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Never ask the internet for advice, for it only has two answers.

    1) In da butt
    2) Suck some dicks

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    just like christianity's stance on abortion stemmed from the pope passing it so the french would have more troops for their army

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But there are a fuckshitload of Protestant sects that are against abortion as well, Rane.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    I'm giving up

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    JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You spelled hoagie wrong wtf

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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Damn, maybe i should go to mass

    This will be the first year i dont get a creepy black cross on my forehead

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OHHHH, LIGHTNING!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    BOOOOM HEADSHOT!

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    JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    catholics are so fucking hardass they practice crazyass rituals out of fear god will be a total dickface and toss their ass to hell.

    pfft

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Eh I probably will take some heat for this
    someone will think im tin foil hat crazy but ok fine

    I don't feel catholicism is really all that christian

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That is why the lutherans left, Seph

    It's ok, Martin Luther took most of the heat

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Eh I probably will take some heat for this
    someone will think im tin foil hat crazy but ok fine

    I don't feel catholicism is really all that christian

    Considering the other forms of Christianity arose FROM it I don't see how that's possible.

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    JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Eh I probably will take some heat for this
    someone will think im tin foil hat crazy but ok fine

    I don't feel catholicism is really all that christian

    Considering the other forms of Christianity arose FROM it I don't see how that's possible.

    People thought it was too christian and had to kick it down a notch.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Eh I probably will take some heat for this
    someone will think im tin foil hat crazy but ok fine

    I don't feel catholicism is really all that christian

    Considering the other forms of Christianity arose FROM it I don't see how that's possible.

    People thought it was too christian and had to kick it down a notch.
    maB!

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Eh I probably will take some heat for this
    someone will think im tin foil hat crazy but ok fine

    I don't feel catholicism is really all that christian

    Considering the other forms of Christianity arose FROM it I don't see how that's possible.

    Not Really

    Catholicism is short for Roman Catholicism and all Catholicism is, is the repacked religion of the Roman empire. Garments and pointy hats to entice the rich and saints in place of pagan lesser known deities.

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