I accidentally made eye contact and he started talking to me.
Do you really hate me this much?
That's unfortunate. I guess I'll learn from it though.
If you want to learn anything, learn that arguing with someone's opinion is as useful as fishing in the toilet.
Learn that brevity is the soul of wit.
And learn that arguing, debating, and conversating all mean the same thing to you.
But mostly, learn that you are an annoying fucker and nobody wants to read your long, windy, bullshit diatribes about the most retarded shit on earth.
And you're a brainless jackass whose opinion I couldn't care less about (and who should learn to act by his own judgments).
Brief enough?
srsizzy on
BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
Okay, you win this time. But, I'll be here, in front of my computer just waiting for you to slip up *slides finger across neck in a menacing way, somehow implying death*
Speaking of misogyny, this teaching gig is starting to leave me with less and less hope for the male sex...a vast, vast majority of the smarter, more studious, kinder, and more mature students are girls; I keep thinking back to my past and asking myself, "I wasn't that bad when I was their age, was I?" I'm trying to tell myself it's societal upbringing.
In other news, I can't get the faint smell of turpentine out of my room. If I get brain cancer here, I just want you to know, I love you, Metalbourne.
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Yeah I hear ya, it's not really my thing but I hear Michael Bay has a good collection.
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It was fantastico.
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Go see Taken.
Liam Neeson plays a former SPY. So, you know, similarities abound.
Did some cooking last night. Spicy Roast Chicken with Sweet Onions.
i am destroyed
This looks lovely. Asparus is the greatest.
Indeed!
There was apparently a breeze in my kitchen felt only by the asparagus.
*raises hand*
If you want to learn anything, learn that arguing with someone's opinion is as useful as fishing in the toilet.
Learn that brevity is the soul of wit.
And learn that arguing, debating, and conversating all mean the same thing to you.
But mostly, learn that you are an annoying fucker and nobody wants to read your long, windy, bullshit diatribes about the most retarded shit on earth.
tl;dr: YOU ARE AN ANNOYING FUCKER
exciting!!
is it everything you dreamed it would be?
and so much more?
Raise your hand if you're currently in Tokyo and watching Hector through his window.
*raises hand*
Because it is poking fun at silly Asian foreigners!
Whoa, I think that's a little racey betel.
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There is nothing racy about what I said!
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Brief enough?
Not racy!
Arguably racist, but still no!
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It means you're a misogynist. </d&d>
Now you're just making shit up.
also: California! California! Hey!
Ugh I hate women so much.
I hate women so much that I didn't even know that I hated women.
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Find something else to hate.
stop it
i think you're neat.
alternatively: fly to florence with me.
italy
By problems, do you mean too much self-loathing or not enough?
In other news, I can't get the faint smell of turpentine out of my room. If I get brain cancer here, I just want you to know, I love you, Metalbourne.
I was wondering if anyone would notice that. I jokingly meant too much, but in reality maybe there is not enough.
It was just a joke about me being a misogynist!
Beavo can I still go to Italy with you if I don't actually hate myself?
yes
come draw with me!
it's 13k a year, and we will leave as super artists!
EDIT: Why am I still looking at it?!
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