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WH40K: Tonight we're gonna party like it's m40.999 (New Ig on page 66)

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Taking my orks out for a game tomorrow. Probably going to play my brother's Salamanders, but may get to see the new guard in action.

    I hate you so much.


    If only there was a Prime Minister I could talk to.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    I found this...here is your new IG codex cover Tim...
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    Power Hug: Grants LD 10 to all Guard units within 12" and delivers 2d6 str 10 hits to all enemy models within 24".

    Wow. Jesus.
    That's the power offff Love!

    Codex creep man. Plus you get normal armor saves against the hit...

    Thats true. You do get a normal armor save against all 2d6 hits, per model.

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    UnarmedOracleUnarmedOracle Evolution's Finest Hour Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Taking my orks out for a game tomorrow. Probably going to play my brother's Salamanders, but may get to see the new guard in action.

    I hate you so much.


    If only there was a Prime Minister I could talk to.

    Don't worry Tim, I'm Pretty Much in the same situation.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Taking my orks out for a game tomorrow. Probably going to play my brother's Salamanders, but may get to see the new guard in action.

    I hate you so much.


    If only there was a Prime Minister I could talk to.

    Don't worry Tim, I'm Pretty Much in the same situation.

    Agreed. It's a shame that we don't have Private Messages we can be sent....



    To sublte?

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    niiiiiiiiice

    Nax on
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    UnarmedOracleUnarmedOracle Evolution's Finest Hour Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Taking my orks out for a game tomorrow. Probably going to play my brother's Salamanders, but may get to see the new guard in action.

    I hate you so much.


    If only there was a Prime Minister I could talk to.

    Don't worry Tim, I'm Pretty Much in the same situation.

    Agreed. It's a shame that we don't have Private Messages we can be sent....



    To sublte?

    Geez, Plagiarize Much?

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    TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pejorative Menstruation.

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    UnarmedOracleUnarmedOracle Evolution's Finest Hour Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're doing it wrong

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    TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Doing it... wrong?..

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well it really depends on what he shows up with doesn't it? :P
    Game is tomorrow evening, i'll be back a day or two after, so maybe i'll write up a battle report. I doubt it'll be world rocking though, most of what I find out through him I read on the net weeks earlier. You should get to see his dudes all painted up nicely though! And mine*!




    *My dudes are not as painted

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Well it really depends on what he shows up with doesn't it? :P
    Game is tomorrow evening, i'll be back a day or two after, so maybe i'll write up a battle report. I doubt it'll be world rocking though, most of what I find out through him I read on the net weeks earlier. You should get to see his dudes all painted up nicely though! And mine*!




    *My dudes are not as painted

    Can you take a picture of his models? I mean just in general. I like to see painted guardsmen.

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    Dareth RamDareth Ram regular
    edited March 2009
    I went and bought a Space Wolves dreadnought just for the cool claw CCW. I feel spoiled.

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    NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Well it really depends on what he shows up with doesn't it? :P
    Game is tomorrow evening, i'll be back a day or two after, so maybe i'll write up a battle report. I doubt it'll be world rocking though, most of what I find out through him I read on the net weeks earlier. You should get to see his dudes all painted up nicely though! And mine*!




    *My dudes are not as painted

    Can you take a picture of his models? I mean just in general. I like to see painted guardsmen.

    Your 10,000+ points not good enough for you? :P

    Nax on
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nax wrote: »
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Well it really depends on what he shows up with doesn't it? :P
    Game is tomorrow evening, i'll be back a day or two after, so maybe i'll write up a battle report. I doubt it'll be world rocking though, most of what I find out through him I read on the net weeks earlier. You should get to see his dudes all painted up nicely though! And mine*!




    *My dudes are not as painted

    Can you take a picture of his models? I mean just in general. I like to see painted guardsmen.

    Your 10,000+ points not good enough for you? :P
    NEVER!:lol:

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Well it really depends on what he shows up with doesn't it? :P
    Game is tomorrow evening, i'll be back a day or two after, so maybe i'll write up a battle report. I doubt it'll be world rocking though, most of what I find out through him I read on the net weeks earlier. You should get to see his dudes all painted up nicely though! And mine*!




    *My dudes are not as painted

    Can you take a picture of his models? I mean just in general. I like to see painted guardsmen.
    Will attempt to! Even if they're Salamander shaped guardsmen!

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ok, so Astronomi-con Toronto is coming up soon so I need to think about finalizing my list.

    What do you Orks think?

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    Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    All this talk of non-space marines, from tyranids, to IG, to Orks...they make me think of this.
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    leafleaf Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I love you

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    SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I wish I had that original image...

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    Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alright, heres the last one for a bit, aimed directly at Tim, and any other IG supporters:
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    DampCatDampCat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is it me, or are the bolter cartridges in the first pic not even remotely large enough?

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    "EVEN IN DEATH I STILL COOK MOTHERFUCKERS".
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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Technically, there shouldn't even be any cartridges (bolters are supposed to be caseless, except when it looks cool), but yeah, those things are too long and narrow to be proper bolt casings.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Reminds me of the minigun in the Matrix pumping out cases with the bullets still inside them. :P

    Also Dareth, once I got DoW II installed I started having very very good fun indeed - congrats.

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    DampCatDampCat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Caseless? How would that even work, in reality? Also, haven't the models even got (i dont know any gun terminology, sorry) the exits for spent cases?

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Probably a bit like the caseless ammo already developed.

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    40k and reality don't really mix very well.

    tSharp the only thing I can think of is that maybe the nobz are a bit vulnerable running off in the wagon by themselves without fast moving support, although you have the stormboyz so you're probably fine. Also, Zap gun on the battlewagon seems an odd choice but that might be because i've never used one.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alright, heres the last one for a bit, aimed directly at Tim, and any other IG supporters:
    1932.page

    Heh yeah, funny. Guard are horrible.... So now I roll scatter on my intercontinental ballistic missile, oh look a hit!

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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DampCat wrote: »
    Caseless? How would that even work, in reality? Also, haven't the models even got (i dont know any gun terminology, sorry) the exits for spent cases?
    Caseless ammo works just like it did before people invented the case; you have a bullet, a propellant and a primer that are fitted into the chamber without being bound in brass/steel/aluminium/plastic/paper. Several different attempts have been made to construct a workable caseless firearm for military deployment, but they tend to have technical hurdles that make them unsuitable for issue to grunts, The closest anyone's rally got to a proper caseless system is the Metal Storm family of weapons.
    As for the "exit" port; you either need ready access to the chamber for cleaning purposes and to eject duds/misfires, or you have to have special tools like the muzzle loaders did.
    Plus, they changed the fluff (remember, in the year 40,000 the Rule of Cool is physics).

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    DampCatDampCat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I see. I hadn't really considered things like cannons and muskets which are the basic principle of caseless ammunition. Honestly i think about guns like i think about the wind. I'm aware of it's existence, but i've put no thought into how it works. It's easier just to think of it as the result of tree's sneezing.

    Thanks.

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    UtsanomikoUtsanomiko Bros before Does Rollin' in the thlayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bolters are definitely in brass cases; they were only referred to as caseless in the occasional, older source. Every time they've shown a bolt round since 3rd Edition or made a physical mockup it's been in a brass case.

    See, it's supposed to be fired from the barrell in a conventional cartridge for the initial momentum, followed by the rocket propellant kicking in and continuing its accelleration.

    Some autoguns are caseless, however.

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    Foolish ChaosFoolish Chaos Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Also Dareth, once I got DoW II installed I started having very very good fun indeed - congrats.

    Same. Just bought/installed it yesterday, and am having a ton of fun with it so far. :^:

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DampCat wrote: »
    It's easier just to think of it as the result of tree's sneezing.
    :^: for calvin and hobbes reference

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    DampCat wrote: »
    It's easier just to think of it as the result of tree's sneezing.
    :^: for calvin and hobbes reference

    :v: for inappropriate apostrophe!

    I would like to track down some old wh40k books sometime. I keep hearing how the weapons used to be really crazy, like Marines have some kind of grenade that froze time inside of a bubble.

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    ApogeeApogee Lancks In Every Game Ever Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sharp101 wrote: »
    Ok, so Astronomi-con Toronto is coming up soon so I need to think about finalizing my list.

    What do you Orks think?

    I was all excited about this until it turned out its in Oakville, not Toronto as advertised. Bit of a pain in the ass for me to drive out half an hour (and back) every day... not sure if I'll go.

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    DampCatDampCat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    DampCat wrote: »
    It's easier just to think of it as the result of tree's sneezing.
    :^: for calvin and hobbes reference

    :v: for inappropriate apostrophe!

    I would like to track down some old wh40k books sometime. I keep hearing how the weapons used to be really crazy, like Marines have some kind of grenade that froze time inside of a bubble.

    the sneezing that belongs to the tree! it's fine! the actual error is that i missed out "a" before tree ;)

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dayspring wrote: »
    DampCat wrote: »
    It's easier just to think of it as the result of tree's sneezing.
    :^: for calvin and hobbes reference

    :v: for inappropriate apostrophe!

    I would like to track down some old wh40k books sometime. I keep hearing how the weapons used to be really crazy, like Marines have some kind of grenade that froze time inside of a bubble.
    Every army used to have access to stuff like that. Eldar used to be able to field their own land raiders, IG had rhinos. Both the traitor forces of Horus and the Imperium made heavy use of robots during the Heresey to limit the loss of human life.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ah, virus and psyk-out grenades. Those were the days.

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    MorskittarMorskittar Lord Warlock Engineer SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vortex - the Inquisition power, was pretty insane too. For when you absolutely, positively, gotta eliminate every last motherfucker in a terrain piece. And the terrain piece too. And maybe the one next to it.

    Also, programming robots.

    And my old Assault squad outfitted with Blind grenades. I had dozens and dozens of cut-out templates in various sizes, and would leave a trail of variously-sized smoke clouds across the table to cover their advance.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DampCat wrote: »
    Dayspring wrote: »
    DampCat wrote: »
    It's easier just to think of it as the result of tree's sneezing.
    :^: for calvin and hobbes reference

    :v: for inappropriate apostrophe!

    I would like to track down some old wh40k books sometime. I keep hearing how the weapons used to be really crazy, like Marines have some kind of grenade that froze time inside of a bubble.

    the sneezing that belongs to the tree! it's fine! the actual error is that i missed out "a" before tree ;)

    Or you could have capitalized the "T" in "tree", making it a proper noun (i.e. the tree named Tree).
    Alright, heres the last one for a bit, aimed directly at Tim, and any other IG supporters:

    I think we have a new thread name, gentlemen: "WH40K: Now THAT'S a whole lotta Diddely!"

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That comic would make more sense if the third panel read, "Does diddely" not "doesn't do diddely." The assertion is that there's a whole lot of diddely, but we already established that an IG gun doesn't do diddely. If it doesn't do diddely, i.e. there is 0 diddely, then multiplaying the guardsman by 50, results in 50x0. Still diddely.

    I disagree with the premise of your silly cartoon!

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