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Team Fortress 2: Sandman becomes Nerfbat, Scouts become Emos

Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Games and Technology
This is an on topic thread. It's under the microscope so keep it on topic or I will kill you.
If you want bitch and moan about those god damn cheaters getting weapons before you because they god damn cheated, go to another thread. Something about achievement unlocks or something, I don't care, you can find it. We have enough things to bitch about.
TEAM FORTRESS 2
Where we take BSNS SRSLY.
Serious People, Serious Business.

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Herein is a team based multiplayer FPS by Valve. It rocks. The best resource for questions pertaining to one of the nine classes is either asking in game or TF2 WIKI DOT NET. They have everything from what damage each weapon does to (sometimes outdated) HOW TO PLAY VIDEOS. We have servers for the community and friends:

How to add a server:
Before you start TF2, right click Steam in your toolbar and click on Servers. Go to the Favorites tab, click Add a Server, and type in the IP. Next time you launch TF2, go to the Favorites tab and select one of the servers that has people in it, type in the password(wang), and you should be good to go. Also make sure "Show map list" is unchecked in the bottom left. It makes finding servers stupid as hell.

Job's
Hyperbolic Drama Chamber
Normal server with sourcemod for votes. Recently has had lag problems.
66.55.142.242:27015

JonXP's
JonXP's Server
Regular vanilla server. No votes. Significantly less lag. It's a trade off.
tf2.finalmeasure.com

PMAvers's
House of Non-Conformity (Not for Critics)
Definately not for critics. PMAvers does a great service by weeding through FPS banana and picking out the interesting/non-crap maps for us to play on when people vote for dustbowl on Job's for the 17th time in a row.
208.167.243.68:27015
Download the Map Pack now so you dont have to later.
Extract to: Steam\steamapps\<your account>\team fortress 2\tf\maps

SERVER BANNERS:
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Server owners: Please PM me your donation information or if there are any changes to your servers.

IMPORTANT NOTE: There is no real PA TF2 Steam Group. The HoNC has a Honc Night group that occasionally announces a custom map night, but that's about it. To get involved and meet people post here and add the servers to your favorites and hop on.

Join us on IRC: irc.slashnet.org #paforums_tf2

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MISCELLANEOUS TIDBITS:
General Public: "Where do you get that snazzy signature image?"
Me: "from http://steamcalculator.com where our forum friend Alabaster "Suds" Slim has done the great service of providing them to us."

QUESTION: How do I make my screenshots not some fucktarded format?
ANSWER: Enable developers console in your advanced settings and hit the ~ key. Then type "bind F5 jpeg" and hit enter. Done.

QUESTION: Where do I get news pertaining to TF2?
ANSWER: Valve's TF2 Blog

QUESTION: Why does that one guy complain all the time?
ANSWER: It's goose. Just let it go. 8-)

QUESTION: Who is Fatcakes, Tons o' Fun, Lardfat, and Fat Bald Fatty Fat Fat?
ANSWER:
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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    put up the link for the web-based IRC

    jah

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am not a fan of the Scout and the Scout patch has made me less of a fan.

    Arikado on
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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hahahahahah

    FaN

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  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mooman, give me the info if you want in the OP, you god damn stoner.

    And damnit, we aren't talking about that turbl update with that stupid ass bat. We're talking about how the game hasn't changed at all in a year and half, and we like it like that.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    hahahahahah

    FaN

    I thought of that after I hit Post Quick Reply.

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  • Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pyro is more fun for me now then it was during the pyro update.

    Also, people don't expect engineers to be able to hit shit with their shotgun. These people are wrong. Dead wrong.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I swear I'll get around to playing this.

    Although Killzone 2 and Riddick are mighty tasty.

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    are we allowed to talk about how egypt is the most terrible map to ever be terrible?

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  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NO. THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HAPPY THINGS. TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY. (That are related to TF2)

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Egypt is not the most terrible but it is pretty terrible.

    tofu on
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Engie pistol crits make me extremely happy.

    Arikado on
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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I haven't played egypt yet!

    I need to find a server that has it running this weekend.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    are we allowed to talk about how egypt is the most terrible map to ever be terrible?
    Why all the Egypt hate? I like it.

    Hydro, that's another story.

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bonking people with the sandman makes me happy. But getting bonked with it makes me angry.

    I'm confused. This is just too complex for me.

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  • LagnarLagnar Halifax, Nova scotiaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Arikado wrote: »
    Engie pistol crits make me extremely happy.

    Its better when the Engi's pistols shoot rockets. Man, Job, that was an awsome time. I want rocket pistols back damnit!

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  • remlap13remlap13 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Just posting here so I have it tagged. Gonna actually start playing some in the next few days once my projects are out of the way.

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  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I remember going engy one time because our team desperately needed one to stave off the Scout-rush. Every single time I'd get a level 1 almost up, a Scout would come along and blow it up. But, thanks to the all the twitch practice I'd gotten out of playing a Scout, one or two Shotgun blasts would put the dude down. Then up goes the sentry, hey look another Scout, shotgun him to death again. I think I got more kills (and about two or three dominations) out of the shotgun than I ever did out of the sentry.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Bonking people with the sandman makes me happy. But getting bonked with it makes me angry.

    I'm confused. This is just too complex for me.

    It's okay man this happens to a lot of guys

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bonking people with the sandman makes me happy. But getting bonked with it makes me angry.

    I'm confused. This is just too complex for me.

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Bonking people with the sandman makes me happy. But getting bonked with it makes me angry.

    I'm confused. This is just too complex for me.

    oh...

    that makes much more sense the second time around

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Things I hate:
    1. Heavies
    2. The Sandman
    3. everything else

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    G-mod Album

    After thinking about it, realising I had some spare cash this month and that I really enjoy making these sequences, I decided to take up photobucket pro, so now my bandwidth is unlimited for viewing.

    So I have linked my album for all to browse. I need to trim out the bad pictures and I will eventually sort all my sequences in the correct albums. As of now only Horror Movie has an album on the left side.

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  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Good to know that even with the changes, backstabs can still fluff in completely non-ambiguous situations.

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  • TVs_FrankTVs_Frank Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Thread title is lies. Gravel Pit is the best.

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TVs_Frank wrote: »
    Thread title is lies. Gravel Pit is the best.

    Badwater is also creeping up on my 'maps that kick ass' list

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think it is crazy that this game has been out for over a year and a half now.

    Does that include the beta, cause I've been playing since day one. (And definitely don't have even an hour a day.)

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Badlands is bestlands

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  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like the map with the cart that goes through the tunnel!

    Choo choo!

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like the map with the cart that goes through the tunnel!

    Choo choo!
    That's badlands

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  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ok beat'd on that.

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like the map with the cart that goes through the tunnel!

    Choo choo!
    That's badlands

    quit spreading your filthy lies

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMEVCFAy5Ng

    prepare your ears

    to bleed rainbows

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like Well, Granary, and Badlands more than Dustbowl or Gravelpit.

    tofu on
  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is it wrong that I really liked that?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dustbowl IS the best map.

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    donhonk wrote: »
    some crap

    prepare your ears

    to bleed rainbows

    i thought i still had my ocremix stream running in the background...

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i like mariokart

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is it wrong that I really liked that?

    Its not wrong, its very right.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    and now the second page in a thread that could not possibly be as horrible as its predecessor.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    In fact, heres more TF2 things.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5cavOpPOTg

    If you know what that song is from, you are very naughty. (I know what it is.)

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