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Saturday Morning Watchmen (Spoilers)

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Chicken... done?

    I think I'm missing the euphemism here

    headlights?

    cold in Antarctica?

    Your nipples are showing through your suit?

    Thank ya much

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh ok that works too i guess

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Chicken... done?

    I think I'm missing the euphemism here

    i think it's supposed to be "the turkey's done"

    like that thing that pops out when it's done cooking, which I guess could also mean a boner.

    the dude is the turkey, the chick is obviously the chicken

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I really wish Jeff Morgan had gotten more screen time because he was great too

    at least he got a kick-ass fight-scene as opposed to just LOL OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOU!

    Something about the way this is worded made me laugh some more.

    I am apparently in a really good mood, tonight.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I really wish Jeff Morgan had gotten more screen time because he was great too

    at least he got a kick-ass fight-scene as opposed to just LOL OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOU!
    ahaha, when he jumps off of Archie and just sucker punches that girl, me and my girlfriend like cackled.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I enjoyed this movie. Even though the douchebag next to me was bitching about it the whole fucking time.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zephos wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I really wish Jeff Morgan had gotten more screen time because he was great too

    at least he got a kick-ass fight-scene as opposed to just LOL OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOU!
    ahaha, when he jumps off of Archie and just sucker punches that girl, me and my girlfriend like cackled.

    First target he picks: not one of the 3 dudes right there, but the woman screaming at him

    wonderful

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    I enjoyed this movie. Even though the douchebag next to me was bitching about it the whole fucking time.
    you should have sliced his face in half with a meat cleaver

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    I enjoyed this movie. Even though the douchebag next to me was bitching about it the whole fucking time.

    What was he saying?

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    PhoneCellPhoneCell Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zephos wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I really wish Jeff Morgan had gotten more screen time because he was great too

    at least he got a kick-ass fight-scene as opposed to just LOL OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOU!
    ahaha, when he jumps off of Archie and just sucker punches that girl, me and my girlfriend like cackled.

    He doesn't even scope out any other targets. Just goes strait for her face.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like how everyone's "jump-down" scenes involved them kicking like 30 peoples' asses too.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    IF I COULD ONLY GET THAT KISS

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    I like how everyone's "jump-down" scenes involved them kicking like 30 peoples' asses too.

    Just once in my life, I want to pull off an awesome jump-down

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It'd be kinda funny if, on an episode of Supernatural, the guys are at a video store and stumble upon a Watchmen DVD.

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    PhoneCellPhoneCell Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    I like how everyone's "jump-down" scenes involved them kicking like 30 peoples' asses too.

    I love the look on some of their faces when Blake first jumps down. Its like "oh no, what have we done?"

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh god the tear gas in the back

    the whole fucking theatre flinched and laughed and cheered

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    I enjoyed this movie. Even though the douchebag next to me was bitching about it the whole fucking time.

    What was he saying?

    Bitching about how terrible the acting was and just making snarky comments about everything that happened. Dude was just a dick. Started flicking his cigarette lighter near the end of the movie.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    I enjoyed this movie. Even though the douchebag next to me was bitching about it the whole fucking time.

    What was he saying?

    Bitching about how terrible the acting was and just making snarky comments about everything that happened. Dude was just a dick. Started flicking his cigarette lighter near the end of the movie.

    you should have told him to fuck the hell off

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    oh god the tear gas in the back

    the whole fucking theatre flinched and laughed and cheered

    Hahaha shit yeah

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    I enjoyed this movie. Even though the douchebag next to me was bitching about it the whole fucking time.

    What was he saying?

    Bitching about how terrible the acting was and just making snarky comments about everything that happened. Dude was just a dick. Started flicking his cigarette lighter near the end of the movie.

    you should have told him if he didn't knock that shit off you'd show him how dogs are put down

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    "I think it's hilarious" was potentially the coolest motherfucking moment from Jeff Morgan.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Were there a lot of costumes at your theaters? I think I only saw one Rorschach and a shitty Comedian at mine.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    14 hours till I saw Malin Akerman's (apparently) perfect tits and ass in IMAX.

    Also, some movie about guys who watch stuff.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Were there a lot of costumes at your theaters? I think I only saw one Rorschach and a shitty Comedian at mine.

    One guy painted his face blue and wore a blue swim cap type thing. Another guy went all braveheart for some reason.

    Also the douchebag forgot his water bottle after the movie and I threw it away?

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    14 hours till I saw Malin Akerman's (apparently) perfect tits and ass in IMAX.

    Also, some movie about guys who watch stuff.

    Are you Dr. Manhattan or something?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    14 hours till I saw Malin Akerman's (apparently) perfect tits and ass in IMAX.

    Also, some movie about guys who watch stuff.

    Are you Dr. Manhattan or something?

    No, Manhattan doesn't refer to future things in past-tense.

    I think.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Were there a lot of costumes at your theaters? I think I only saw one Rorschach and a shitty Comedian at mine.

    oh god the chick dressed up like Dr. Manhattan was totally ridiculous looking. She looked like the green alien stripper from Free Enterprise except with glasses and unattractive.

    We had one Rorschach which was decent, but ugh the girl in the silk spectre II costume, major vom.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    When dan and laurrie where eating lunch and they talked about the guy who use to try to get them to beat him up, it made my manager and I laugh even thouhg I knew it was comming, and at the midnight tonight everyone cracked up.

    I really really loved this movie.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Without WATCHMEN, DC would be up the creek without a paddle. Does anything work for them anymore?

    my friends who saw the Watchmen at Wondercon are all like, "but it wasn't faithful to Moore...lots of action".I'm like"thats why i luv it!"

    After seeing Nite Owl in Watchmen, they have paved the way for what Wolverine's costume should look like in future films. The mask rocks!

    Nite Owl in the movie is bad ass! In the comic, a fat frump. I was always like, this guy is a dork...the costume seemed a parody.

    Seriously, at what point in reading Watchmen did you look at Nite Owl, did you look at him and go, hey, a seamless combo of Wolverine-Batman

    Once again I must remind everyone how far superior the Watchmen movie is to the comic book! Take that intelligensia!

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DarkPrimus I was this close to internet-punching you. Then I clicked the spoiler.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can we internet-make out?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What he said.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Can we internet-make out?

    totally.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Can we internet-make out?

    totally.

    okay hold on lemme brush my teeth first

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    should I demand another ticket for free since my movie got cut short by a good couple minutes at least?

    Nah, I think I'll just go see it again and if it THEN fucks up, I demand my money back

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Can we internet-make out?

    totally.

    okay hold on lemme brush my teeth first

    How do robots bruth their teeth?

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    should I demand another ticket for free since my movie got cut short by a good couple minutes at least?

    go for it. theaters are pretty lenient about that, since they don't really make money from the tickets anyways.

    plus you got cheated and that sucks.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Can we internet-make out?

    totally.

    okay hold on lemme brush my teeth first

    How do robots bruth their teeth?

    Like so.
    optimusprimebyguilherme.jpg

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    AHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AHHHHHHHH

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Can we internet-make out?

    totally.

    okay hold on lemme brush my teeth first

    How do robots bruth their teeth?

    Like so.
    optimusprimebyguilherme.jpg

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AHHHHHHHH


    DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT.

    DON'T DO IT, MCCLY.

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