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New State Slogans

edited February 2007 in Singularity Engine++
So I'm looking at the list of state slogans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_slogans) and I'm thinking that we can do better than this.

New Jersey
"We don't like you either."

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Texas needs to make up its fucking mind.
    New slogan:
    "Mine's bigger!*"

    *Except with Alaska, and a couple dozen countries.

    It's perfect to fit in with the feux ego we put on. And yes, some take it for real, sadly.

    Machismo on
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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Guess where I wont be visiting next time Im over there

    Idaho Great Potatoes. Tasty Destinations.

    (Formerly) Famous Potatoes; also on its license plate

    ToadTheMushroom on
    He seems to project beyond himself, exerting a kind of Reggie Field that dogs and many birds find unpleasant. Hearing a man speak with this much drive and confidence about an imaginary plumber is sort of enthralling.
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Texas

    Everything's bigger here, especially the caliber.

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  • MarcusMarcus Registered User
    edited February 2007
    New Hampshire - Live free AND die!
    Seriously. No seatbelts, no motorcycle helmets, no car insurance, and guns for everyone!

    Marcus on
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pennsylvania

    "Guys it's seriously not us that smells. It's coming from New Jersey."

    Keith on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Ohio
    "We're not fucking Idaho. Jesus."

    Monkeybomb on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Michigan
    "zzzzzzzzzz.... huh what? oh, yeah, were a state.

    Zephos on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm liking the new buttons but the timestapmps are ugly

    The Far Side on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Colorado: "Come for the mountains, stay because the apocalyptic weather crashed your car and blew your plane down"

    mrpaku on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    New Hampshire - Live Free and Fucking Bored to Tears

    Homeless on
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Colorado
    "No tragic school shootings since 1997"

    Zephos on
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  • RonjonRonjon Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Kansas is "As big as you think" but should be "fucking windy because Oklahoma Sucks and Nebraska Blows" or simply "Oklahoma sucks worse"

    Ronjon on
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm liking the new buttons but the timestapmps are ugly

    The new buttons are ugly

    Keith on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Alaska
    "Please send us more women"

    Zephos on
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  • MarcusMarcus Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    New Hampshire - Live Free and Fucking Bored to Tears

    Yeah.....

    Marcus on
  • edited February 2007
    North Dakota
    Become one with absolute nothingness.

    Kane2073 on
  • jpegjpeg Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Illinois
    We are pretty cool I guess, I mean at least we aren't Iowa.

    jpeg on
    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Nevada: Why

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nevada: Why

    :D

    mrpaku on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maryland
    The north thinks we're retards and the south thinks we're stuck up.

    We're both.

    Callius on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maine:

    "Canada's beachead. Prepare for the assault."

    Massachusetts:

    "Only Sweden has higher taxes than we do"

    Maryland:

    "That stretch of I-95 between DC and Philadelphia."

    The Otaku Suppository on
    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wisconsin:

    Dangerously Cheesy

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kentucky
    "Inbred daughter of Tennessee and Arkansas"

    Zephos on
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  • jpegjpeg Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Michigan
    Hee hee hee, it looks like a hand about to grab a horribly malformed penis I get it.

    jpeg on
    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arkansas:

    Seriously, we still don't know how to fucking spell.

    Callius on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Nevada: Why
    All of the Southwest: America should of really lost the Mexican-American War

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  • edited February 2007
    Florida
    Come when your young, come back when your old

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oklahoma
    "Our toll roads never get repaired!"

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Texas:
    "Really not that great. Lots of spiders."

    New York:
    "Terrorism free since 2001!"

    Monkeybomb on
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  • GraydeathGraydeath Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    Alaska
    "Please send us more women"

    Lol this is the truth

    Another for Alaska "I live here for the free money"

    Graydeath on
  • edited February 2007
    Nevada: Why
    All of the Southwest: America should of really lost the Mexican-American War

    I'm still waiting for Texas to annex

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    New York:
    "Terrorism free since 2001!"
    EDGY AS FUCK

    The Far Side on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wyoming: If you can't convince the kids that Yellowstone is better than Disneyland maybe you shouldn't have had kids

    mrpaku on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    District of Columbia

    Raping the common man since 1776

    Darth Waiter on
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Don't cut yourself on my wit.

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Someone do Massachusetts.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    New York

    "Terrorism free since april 2007...."


    oh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Washington DC:

    Homeless capital of the country

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The midwest:
    "I vote Republican to keep myself safe from terrorists even though I am nowhere near anything that could be considered a target"

    The Otaku Suppository on
    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Seriously, careful. It's sharp.

    An example:

    Mississippi:
    "Civil War durr durr"

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