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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Massachusetts
    "Moar liek plymouth cock."

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    beefbeef Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    Colorado
    "No tragic school shootings since 1997"

    1999

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Washington:
    "Now even moister!"

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arizona:

    "The best thing about our state is a big fucking hole in the ground."

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Louisiana:
    "Now even moister!"

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Washington:
    "Now even moister!"

    This is a good one.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    beef wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    Colorado
    "No tragic school shootings since 1997"

    1999

    whatev. my post fact-checker is on lunch.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kansas

    Proud of Superman until Smallville fucked it up for everyone

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Massachusetts
    Mooninite free for 3 weeks!!

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tennessee:

    "We are all just products of nuclear testing. Also, the ku klux klan was started here. In conclusion, come on down and buy some high-quality drugs."

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    South Dakota: Get Ready to Move.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2007
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Thread Delivers so far!


    CALIFORNIA: WE'RE GONNNA SUE YOU
    TEXAS: We kill presidents.
    NEW YORK: It's Ground Zero-iffic!
    KANSAS: There's no good god damned reason to come here.
    NEVADA: What commandments?
    LOUISIANA: So Catholic It Hurts

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh by the way, Chattanooga gets WAY more rain than Seattle

    most of Tennessee is considered a rainforest

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wisconsin:

    Do you like...beer?

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    How about

    Massachusetts:

    "Wicked sweet."

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Louisiana

    Visit for the tits, stay for the OHMYFUCKINGGODWE'REALLGONNADROWN

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Michigan - Our college football team is pretty good...

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Massachusetts: GO CUBS

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    California
    More mexicans than mexico city.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wisconsin: Because fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life unless everyone else is doing it with you

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    okay I will make it more slogan-y

    Tennessee:

    "Come for the mountains, stay for the.....real estate?"

    I'm not very good at this

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maryland
    Fuck you Virginia.

    Virginia
    Fuck you Maryland

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Massachusetts: GO CUBS

    huh?

    do you mean GO BEARS?

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Tennessee
    Mimal's raging hard-on

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    jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why is North Dakota's "Legendary"?

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    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Virginia

    Croatoan

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Massachusetts

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    jpeg wrote: »
    Why is North Dakota's "Legendary"?

    when you don't have anything to work with you sort of just throw some shit out there

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Massachusetts

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Win.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Massachusetts: GO CUBS

    huh?

    do you mean GO BEARS?

    MASS: GO CUBS!

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Tennessee
    Mimal's raging hard-on

    huh??

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Virginia

    Croatoan

    Fucking yes.

    hi fucking 5

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "Enter a Higher State"? What the fuck is that?!

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    RonjonRonjon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arkansas: Wal*mart is the source of 90% of our tax income, the other 10% comes from the Bill Clinton Library

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Massachusetts

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Win.

    What language is that? It's not coming up on Babelfish.

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Tennessee
    Mimal's raging hard-on

    huh??

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIMAL

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Vermont:

    Classy

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "Enter a Higher State"? What the fuck is that?!

    mountains lol

    fort collins weed lol

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Virginia

    Croatoan

    Fucking yes.

    hi fucking 5

    I aim to please. Didja like the Louisiana one? I thought it was kind of forced.

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