With my luck, I'll mistakenly make the same proclamation come November 1st. And boy, will that ever be silly!
At least as silly as you're going to feel when the drugs wear off and you wake up tied to a goat in an Appalachian township that doesn't recognise daylight savings!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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AegisFear My DanceOvershot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I will not be moved from my magical state of nonsense, Zimmy. At least not on those two days of the year.
Hey Gim, you remember that... umm... video I helped you secure, that one time?
That was actually me playing with the Wii. I'm a girl.
I was going to make you a man tonight. I was going to let you make me a woman. I was going to show you all the majesty of the universe, smothered between my big beautiful jubblies.
But you've broken my heart, so now I'm going to give Silly a titwank instead.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I will not be moved from my magical state of nonsense, Zimmy. At least not on those two days of the year.
Hey Gim, you remember that... umm... video I helped you secure, that one time?
That was actually me playing with the Wii. I'm a girl.
I was going to make you a man tonight. I was going to let you make me a woman. I was going to show you all the majesty of the universe, smothered between my big beautiful jubblies.
But you've broken my heart, so now I'm going to give Silly a titwank instead.
You're British? I don't believe it.
Gim on
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GoslingLooking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
You keep purple mountains between your boobs?
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
I actually don't get it. Can somebody explain the joke in Zimmy's sig?
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I actually don't get it. Can somebody explain the joke in Zimmy's sig?
As Zimmy was saying, it is impossible to not quote him when he goes all IRC n00b with the caps lock on. But then I tried to pretend like he didn't have an effect on me by cutting off his quote visually.
Reading that explanation, I think I castrated him.
Gim on
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
I actually don't get it. Can somebody explain the joke in Zimmy's sig?
As Zimmy was saying, it is impossible to not quote him when he goes all IRC n00b with the caps lock on. But then I tried to pretend like he didn't have an effect on me by cutting off his quote visually.
Reading that explanation, I think I castrated him.
I'm sure that won't manifest itself in a way that leaves me horribly maimed and suicidal at some point years from now when I go into an ether-fueled rage and insult your lasagna in front of our dinner guests causing you to snap and fetch a rusty cleaver from the kitchen drawer.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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cj iwakuraThe Rhythm RegentBears The Name FreedomRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
Did daylight savings just kick in? Seeing as how my computer's clock just changed.
You'll spend years wondering why I insisted in having a kitchen drawer installed specifically for the rusty cutlery. "But why keep those around," you'll say, "when we could easily get rid of them or sharpen them on that grindstone I bought you for Hanukkah?"
Oh, what a moment of realization you'll have.
Gim on
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
someone has a loud car engine running outside
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fuck gendered marketing
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
This could be your Tom Brokaw moment. He documented the Greatest Generation, and you have the Crappiest Generation.
The Greatest Generation gets too much credit. Those World War II guys, if they had all the shit we have today, they'd be assholes too.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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cj iwakuraThe Rhythm RegentBears The Name FreedomRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
At least it's not a car alarm. One of those has been going off almost every day lately.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
Alright, actually it's magically late now and I should get some sleep.
If anybody needs me to defend their honor, call my answering service.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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cj iwakuraThe Rhythm RegentBears The Name FreedomRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
Dark Helmet: defender of honor, drinker of coffee.
My female dog always paces at nighttime- after she's been fed, walked, etc. It's so annoying because she has these long claws that clickety clack on the floor. Her gait is pretty much like a steady, 40wpm on one of those old Model M keyboards.
This could be your Tom Brokaw moment. He documented the Greatest Generation, and you have the Crappiest Generation.
The Greatest Generation gets too much credit. Those World War II guys, if they had all the shit we have today, they'd be assholes too.
Going drinking with a friend's ex isn't foolish, right? Right?
Well, let's consider the two possible outcomes:
A) "Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me..."
"Dear H/A, I never thought it would happen to me..."
Well we already went drinking. Was wondering if that was foolish. Neither A or B seem to apply, so...
She bought both of my beers, and man I must still be sick because I haven't eaten since 3pm and now trying to eat this pasta I feel I'm about to be sick.
My bitch always paces at nighttime- after she's been fed, walked, etc. It's so annoying because she has these long nails that clickety clack on the floor. Her gait is pretty much like a steady, 40wpm on one of those old Model M keyboards.
Use that vocabulary!
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fuck gendered marketing
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
Going drinking with a friend's ex isn't foolish, right? Right?
Well, let's consider the two possible outcomes:
A) "Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me..."
"Dear H/A, I never thought it would happen to me..."
Well we already went drinking. Was wondering if that was foolish. Neither A or B seem to apply, so...
She bought both of my beers, and man I must still be sick because I haven't eaten since 3pm and now trying to eat this pasta I feel I'm about to be sick.
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Or you live in the UK, in which case it's the last sunday in March and not the second sunday.
Also, good morning.
At least as silly as you're going to feel when the drugs wear off and you wake up tied to a goat in an Appalachian township that doesn't recognise daylight savings!
Canada was forced to move its DST forward to match the US like, last year or the year before. They're mean to us.
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at the time I was going to mock the effort you put in but I guess once again, I'm wrong and you're right.
It was about me.
Honestly, was there any chance I wasn't going to use it?
Hey Gim, you remember that... umm... video I helped you secure, that one time?
That was actually me playing with the Wii. I'm a girl.
I was going to make you a man tonight. I was going to let you make me a woman. I was going to show you all the majesty of the universe, smothered between my big beautiful jubblies.
But you've broken my heart, so now I'm going to give Silly a titwank instead.
You're British? I don't believe it.
Don't worry, I'm on tetracycline.
As Zimmy was saying, it is impossible to not quote him when he goes all IRC n00b with the caps lock on. But then I tried to pretend like he didn't have an effect on me by cutting off his quote visually.
Reading that explanation, I think I castrated him.
I'm sure that won't manifest itself in a way that leaves me horribly maimed and suicidal at some point years from now when I go into an ether-fueled rage and insult your lasagna in front of our dinner guests causing you to snap and fetch a rusty cleaver from the kitchen drawer.
Oh, what a moment of realization you'll have.
Yes it's tonight.
Hate daylight savings time.
Yes it's stupid.
I grew up in Indiana. We have no time for daylight savings time.
Scarlett ruffian! Uncivilized montebank!
M'lady, kindly show me where I may find this knave who troubles you so, that I might deign to educate the cur with the tip of my blade!
If anybody needs me to defend their honor, call my answering service.
Well, let's consider the two possible outcomes:
A) "Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me..."
"Dear H/A, I never thought it would happen to me..."
Oh wow, this video of him on Conan is amazing.
Well we already went drinking. Was wondering if that was foolish. Neither A or B seem to apply, so...
She bought both of my beers, and man I must still be sick because I haven't eaten since 3pm and now trying to eat this pasta I feel I'm about to be sick.
Use that vocabulary!
Why not? Who said you could?
C) "Dear Gim, go fuck yourself..."
Message received, Fluffster!