damnit all of a sudden all of my thoughts are in the voice of Brock Samson
That is pretty awesome.
Like, I had a period where all my thoughts were in the voice of Morgan Freeman, just cause he narrates so well.
I've been really sick and two nights ago my throat was so messed up that I sounded exactly like Roy LaFontaine, so I walked around the house all night annoucning things like the movie guy.
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if you consider Hell a state, sure.
You are now leaving Rhode Island.
Yes.
"We wear shoes, assholes."
More flannel than a lumberjack convention.
aw I'm just sayin', dawn
it rains all the damn time in chattanooga
it sucks because it will feel warm for like a day and then it will rain at night and be cold as balls the next morning
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You mean like Chicago?
That is pretty awesome.
Like, I had a period where all my thoughts were in the voice of Morgan Freeman, just cause he narrates so well.
Dammit now I've got Morgan Freeman inside my brain too.
I've been really sick and two nights ago my throat was so messed up that I sounded exactly like Roy LaFontaine, so I walked around the house all night annoucning things like the movie guy.
"We've got beer. No seriously, we have tons of beer, you should come over and hang out."
Balls are pretty cold. What's that all about?
Thank you.
I aaaalmost went for that, but I have a lesbian friend that would have kicked my ass. And I don't really want to get my ass kicked. It kinda sucks.
California
"More lesbians than a flannel convention"
greener herbs, greener cards
"Book free since '63"
"If you have chronic headaches we have medicinal chronic!"
la dee da.
"I have a rap star living down my street :U"
"Combining the urban decay of the north and the casual racism of the south for over 100 years."
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
You want something? Well you have to drive way over there for it!
New Mexico: The land of entrapment
Except half of them would be 'Look we are near to London' and the others would be 'I fuck farmyard animals'
If I ever emmigrate, its gonna be to fuckin Australia I swear to god.
May as well start working on a state slogan now.
Charming like the North, Efficient like the South
I hate that man
Fuck Toyota
Seriously, I can just type anything here. No one'll ever see it.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
fuck you, move somewhere else
he was here first
Fuck car insurance
and stupid commercials!
Come on vacation, leave on probation
"Remember Mexico, better wages are only a hop, skip and a jump away!"
Week-long rodeos and hating gays since whenever we became a state.
Winner.
Or maybe something along the lines of 'sorry we dont know the way to Michigan'
haha
Kansas
Hopefully, you're not in it anymore.
Wyoming: Where the skies are gray year round