Also, scared of horses? Really? Horses are unbelievably skittish. Blink, cough, fart, whatever, and most horses will fucking book it away from you. God forbid you do anything like clap or shout at them - they don't stop running for hundreds of yards!
The 35-year-old man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Gorontalo province Tuesday when the horse attacked him and bit his crotch, the state Antara news agency said.
A bystander found a piece of the man's testicle after the victim was taken to a hospital and later gave it to the doctor in charge of the operation.
Yeah, doesnt help that I was watching a show about horse taming earlier this week.
Docile seeming horses rearing up for no reason and taking a guy's face out.
Really? Why didn't he step the fuck back? When a horse rears, they are actually moving away from you - take a step back, and there is a ten to twelve foot gap between you. Apply some tension to the reins, and if they don't get back down, it will start to hurt them.
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Rode horses for most of my life so far. Nothing special about them, they're dumber than sheep.
intelligence of the horse ain't the issue
ability to fuck you up is
Yeah Druhim, it's not the intelligence of the horse, it's the intelligece of the person handling it that counts.
now you're just being a cunt
Wait, what? How? A strange horse is just like a strange dog. Approach with caution, make slow movements, and you should be hugging and patting said horse in a matter of seconds...
Rode horses for most of my life so far. Nothing special about them, they're dumber than sheep.
intelligence of the horse ain't the issue
ability to fuck you up is
Yeah Druhim, it's not the intelligence of the horse, it's the intelligece of the person handling it that counts.
now you're just being a cunt
Wait, what? How? A strange horse is just like a strange dog. Approach with caution, make slow movements, and you should be hugging and patting said horse in a matter of seconds...
see, I've seen this same mentality in the diving community
until fairly recently, it was commonly assumed that a diver who died or was injured (say from DCS) just fucked up and it was his fault
the problem with that mentality is that a bunch of macho diver dudes were strutting around like they were hot shit divers that knew how to play it safe simply because they hadn't had any serious accidents yet
big deal, you never got injured
so some dude gets injured by a horse and it must be due to him being a retard because it can't be due to a really big animal sometimes acting unpredictably
It looks like they are in a car commercial. Like, the next frame would be of a car driving down an empty mountain pathway with loud revving noises dubbed in.
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Of course I've been injured. When you get bucked off a 15 hand Arabian, it fucking hurts.
The point I was trying to make is, if a handler allows a horse to rear while someone is approaching the horse, then they are an idiot. If you are approaching a strange horse on your own, just be careful, like you would with a strange dog.
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And Drowzee ain't no fucking tapir.
My border collie/chow chow. Haven't seen her in years, but I'm sure she's still having fun somewhere.
Aww poor kitty!
Also, scared of horses? Really? Horses are unbelievably skittish. Blink, cough, fart, whatever, and most horses will fucking book it away from you. God forbid you do anything like clap or shout at them - they don't stop running for hundreds of yards!
mother fuckers will kill a dude
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Docile seeming horses rearing up for no reason and taking a guy's face out.
Rode horses for most of my life so far. Nothing special about them, they're dumber than sheep.
ability to fuck you up is
Really? Why didn't he step the fuck back? When a horse rears, they are actually moving away from you - take a step back, and there is a ten to twelve foot gap between you. Apply some tension to the reins, and if they don't get back down, it will start to hurt them.
Yeah Druhim, it's not the intelligence of the horse, it's the intelligece of the person handling it that counts.
Thus people bred mules. Donkeys were smarter, but horses were stronger.
Mules got the best of both worlds.
Wait, what? How? A strange horse is just like a strange dog. Approach with caution, make slow movements, and you should be hugging and patting said horse in a matter of seconds...
This is best
until fairly recently, it was commonly assumed that a diver who died or was injured (say from DCS) just fucked up and it was his fault
the problem with that mentality is that a bunch of macho diver dudes were strutting around like they were hot shit divers that knew how to play it safe simply because they hadn't had any serious accidents yet
big deal, you never got injured
so some dude gets injured by a horse and it must be due to him being a retard because it can't be due to a really big animal sometimes acting unpredictably
It looks like they are in a car commercial. Like, the next frame would be of a car driving down an empty mountain pathway with loud revving noises dubbed in.
Dozens of people are killed each year by horse penises rupturing their colons.
teh cool ryan never forget
The point I was trying to make is, if a handler allows a horse to rear while someone is approaching the horse, then they are an idiot. If you are approaching a strange horse on your own, just be careful, like you would with a strange dog.
Which otter was more drunken when those pictures were taken?
Here be spiders:
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