Your country smells bad and I wouldn't serve it breakfast.
My country can falsely accuse your country of doing something crazy to the UN and then invade your country, starting a war which would quickly devolve into a quagmire, which would then result in a near civil war breaking out amongst the primary cultures of your country.
Your country smells bad and I wouldn't serve it breakfast.
My country can falsely accuse your country of doing something crazy to the UN and then invade your country, starting a war which would quickly devolve into a quagmire, which would then result in a near civil war breaking out amongst the primary cultures of your country.
Oh, also, which country are you from?
Iraq.
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NadsBob DuccaAsleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPAregular
edited March 2009
A very informative answer to a question I did not ask.
Your country smells bad and I wouldn't serve it breakfast.
My country can falsely accuse your country of doing something crazy to the UN and then invade your country, starting a war which would quickly devolve into a quagmire, which would then result in a near civil war breaking out amongst the primary cultures of your country.
Your country smells bad and I wouldn't serve it breakfast.
My country can falsely accuse your country of doing something crazy to the UN and then invade your country, starting a war which would quickly devolve into a quagmire, which would then result in a near civil war breaking out amongst the primary cultures of your country.
Oh, also, which country are you from?
Iraq.
u owe us 1
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited March 2009
so reading about soldiers being eaten alive by ants and listening to lamb of god at the same time is pretty metal.
Your country smells bad and I wouldn't serve it breakfast.
My country can falsely accuse your country of doing something crazy to the UN and then invade your country, starting a war which would quickly devolve into a quagmire, which would then result in a near civil war breaking out amongst the primary cultures of your country.
metz i get those too
they're called charlie horses
and the best thing to do if you get one next time is immediately stand up and put all your weight on that leg
it seems like the fucking worst idea but trust me
if you do this, you won't have the excruciating pain for like 10 minutes and you won't have the dull aching pain all day the next day
it's usually caused by dehydration, so i get them when i'm drunk sometimes, the results are hilarious as i stumble around in the dark hopping on one foot yelling "owwwww"
there are creatures in georgia that do not belong in the world of men.
Yes, like young females who just got back from a tour in Korea and are suffering from Korean goggle syndrome.
I have to ask... what is this?
Another alternative for solving leg cramps is to reach down and grab the toes on the offending leg, then pull back. Arch your foot while you do it. It always fixes the problem for me, at least.
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Another alternative for solving leg cramps is to reach down and grab the toes on the offending leg, then pull back. Arch your foot while you do it. It always fixes the problem for me, at least.
yeah you're basically stretching out the calf muscle, i.e., the cramp
never heard it described the way you're describing it though
most efficient way to beat down any cramp is to stretch through it, and preventing cramps just means upping potassium intake
You know, you guys can just stand up straight. That usually solves most cramps.
I mean, that is if the cramps are in the leg muscles.
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
That might be because I'm bad at describing things! But that makes sense. If only I didn't have an irrational but intense hatred of bananas, my calf muscles would be cramp-free.
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edited March 2009
man how homophobic do you have to be to hate bananas
Pfft, you say that like I didn't already say that standing up fixes that.
It isn't like I'm going to be thinking very rationally when I go from asleep to blinding pain in no time flat. Standing up doesn't even occur to me sometimes.
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man how homophobic do you have to be to hate bananas
But I love the gays! And I'm more than fond of most parts of male anatomy!
It is the rotten-meat texture and awful taste of bananas that offends me. It is what I imagine giving a zombie a blowjob would be like, and I don't want to do that.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
man how homophobic do you have to be to hate bananas
But I love the gays! And I'm more than fond of most parts of male anatomy!
It is the rotten-meat texture and awful taste of bananas that offends me. It is what I imagine giving a zombie a blowjob would be like, and I don't want to do that.
i just....goddammit, i'll never be able to eat a banana with out this coming to mind.
and you sand hilton fags suck. harmony church for life!
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My country can falsely accuse your country of doing something crazy to the UN and then invade your country, starting a war which would quickly devolve into a quagmire, which would then result in a near civil war breaking out amongst the primary cultures of your country.
Oh, also, which country are you from?
Yes, like young females who just got back from a tour in Korea and are suffering from Korean goggle syndrome.
Iraq.
I'm a fucking psychic.
u owe us 1
it is trooly grim
Yeah, srsly. You're welcome.
they're called charlie horses
and the best thing to do if you get one next time is immediately stand up and put all your weight on that leg
it seems like the fucking worst idea but trust me
if you do this, you won't have the excruciating pain for like 10 minutes and you won't have the dull aching pain all day the next day
it's usually caused by dehydration, so i get them when i'm drunk sometimes, the results are hilarious as i stumble around in the dark hopping on one foot yelling "owwwww"
My friends were around at the time so they started kicking me in the leg, increasing the pain even further.
My friends are dicks.
leg cramp/charlie horse buddies hi5
drink gatorade
stretch
I have to ask... what is this?
Another alternative for solving leg cramps is to reach down and grab the toes on the offending leg, then pull back. Arch your foot while you do it. It always fixes the problem for me, at least.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
yeah you're basically stretching out the calf muscle, i.e., the cramp
never heard it described the way you're describing it though
most efficient way to beat down any cramp is to stretch through it, and preventing cramps just means upping potassium intake
I mean, that is if the cramps are in the leg muscles.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
But my mom would have none of that, and told me to suck it up.
Oh god, how I wanted to kill her in the most painful manner possible that day.
Atleast make her feel the pain I felt.
she knows
It isn't like I'm going to be thinking very rationally when I go from asleep to blinding pain in no time flat. Standing up doesn't even occur to me sometimes.
But I love the gays! And I'm more than fond of most parts of male anatomy!
It is the rotten-meat texture and awful taste of bananas that offends me. It is what I imagine giving a zombie a blowjob would be like, and I don't want to do that.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Ha. Yeah, I guess.
Don't get me wrong though, I love my mother dearly.
it was quite clever, i thought
my mother gave birth to me and pooped at the same time
i came out literally surfin' the brown wave
my emotional pain never went away
This is pretty common.
Also, Javen you should come maple sugaring with us tomorrow.
though I have no idea what maple sugaring entails, aside from the obvious
I hope they have maple butter. The one my mom went to in PA has maple cotton candy.
i just....goddammit, i'll never be able to eat a banana with out this coming to mind.
and you sand hilton fags suck. harmony church for life!
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
but don't worry, it will soon become super-strong and magical
it will be like Devil May Cry 4, but with a leg instead of an arm
hey, you drove by me kind sir
edit: wait, you live by me
edit again: oh wait, probably not, I was across the street from obama painting in my painting class