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From the makers of retard fight club, comes high school CAGE MATCH

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    #pipe wrote: »
    The Economics teacher is like "I've got 50 Quatloos on the newcomer"

    oh my goodness

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    So what's next?

    Nursing home ladder matches?

    Psychiatric hospital royal rumbles?

    LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN' BROTHER! I GOT STEEL IN MY HIPS AND TAPIOCA IN MY STOMACH AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'LL GIVE UP THE BUMPER POOL TABLE FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    You can all go to Hell.

    I am going to Texas.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    You can all go to Hell.

    I am going to Texas.

    Are you also a screamer?

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    jesus fucking

    God damn

    That shit is wrong!

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    So what's next?

    Nursing home ladder matches?

    Psychiatric hospital royal rumbles?

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Mother fucker, high schools need cage matches.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    i heartily approve

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    jesus fucking

    God damn

    That shit is wrong!

    the first person in this thread to sound somewhat against the practice

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Obbi wrote: »
    jesus fucking

    God damn

    That shit is wrong!

    the first person in this thread to sound somewhat against the practice

    obbi i think you must be blind if you missed some of the other things people said.

    like xero, for example.

    i believe he said he finds it "abhorrent". now you know, being in a number of retarded cage matches in high school myself, i don't understand these big words, but i hope you are capable of using a dictionary and maybe a thesaurus to find synonyms to perhaps describe your disdain, revulsion, disapproval, etc about this incident.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Robcham wrote: »
    guys what happened with Leli?
    that's it Rob, you're off the force!
    hand in your badge

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    DL is my retarded child but he has retard strength and makes me lots of money on the bets so I love him

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    DL is my retarded child but he has retard strength and makes me lots of money on the bets so I love him

    you know we have the same first name so i don't know why the fuck you didn't just name me jr.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mark Jr. is my son and I love him even though he's gay and retarded!

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    but i have bowled five perfect games and i challenged the president about his special olympics comments

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Obbi wrote: »
    jesus fucking

    God damn

    That shit is wrong!

    the first person in this thread to sound somewhat against the practice

    obbi i think you must be blind if you missed some of the other things people said.

    like xero, for example.

    i believe he said he finds it "abhorrent". now you know, being in a number of retarded cage matches in high school myself, i don't understand these big words, but i hope you are capable of using a dictionary and maybe a thesaurus to find synonyms to perhaps describe your disdain, revulsion, disapproval, etc about this incident.

    People are never truly in disdain over somethin' if they still feel inclined to use big words.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
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    the man on the far right

    he is an athlete

    he has bowled five perfect games and averages like 212 a game. dude is a stud. he is also "cognitively impaired". i don't know if that's the new pc en vogue term though

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    guy looks like he could take a bowlin' ball through a brick wall

    while keepin' that look on his face

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    his name is Kolan McConiughey

    and he has had the same job for 16 years.

    and that's five perfect games since 2005. dang.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    really this just reminds me of the announcer from

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    yelling "CAAAAAAAAAAGE MATCH"

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    This thread is why I love you SE++

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  • CatnipCatCatnipCat Registered User
    I blame vidya games

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    I don't see a problem with this

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    y'know, lots of high-school kids do need a ferocious ass beating. i've been in the classes these kids were probably in. they suck, and the kids in them all needed a vicious pummeling.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    This thread is why I love you SE++

    Personally, I think the space-bat thread is a better example of why you should love SE++

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    y'know, lots of high-school kids do need a ferocious ass beating. i've been in the classes these kids were probably in. they suck, and the kids in them all needed a vicious pummeling.

    about 15% of highschool kids don't need a vicious beating

    the rest are fair game

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    This thread is why I love you SE++

    Personally, I think the space-bat thread is a better example of why you should love SE++

    They are both standout threads

    This one was funnier though

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  • KoolaidguyKoolaidguy Registered User
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    This thread is why I love you SE++

    Personally, I think the space-bat thread is a better example of why you should love SE++

    They are both standout threads

    This one was funnier though

    Texans fighting with their fists insted of revolvers?
    Thats just sick and wrong.

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    y'know, I've always advocated settling high school disputes against cage matches

    the only problem is it would turn into everybody who knows me ganging up against me :(

  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    more like Randall_Fagg

    Ok, I need to stop that.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    y'know, I've always advocated settling high school disputes against cage matches

    the only problem is it would turn into everybody who knows me ganging up against me :(

    This is exactly why we're all in favor of it

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    I don't think SE++ cage matches would be as hard core as you guys think

    it would go like this

    TWO MEN ENTER

    ONE MAN LEAVES

    ANOTHER MAN LEAVES A LITTLE BIT LATER, SLIGHTLY INTOXICATED.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter I love watching you. Let's play tag.Registered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    I don't think SE++ cage matches would be as hard core as you guys think

    it would go like this

    TWO MEN ENTER

    ONE MAN LEAVES

    ANOTHER MAN LEAVES A LITTLE BIT LATER, SLIGHTLY INTOXICATED.

    Wook vs. ________ would be hardcore

  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    wook Vs. anyone except a very few people in the big man thread would probably end in tears or be a low grade fetish pornography for people who enjoy watching vicious beatings.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    Zoel wrote: »
    I don't think SE++ cage matches would be as hard core as you guys think

    it would go like this

    TWO MEN ENTER

    ONE MAN LEAVES

    ANOTHER MAN LEAVES A LITTLE BIT LATER, SLIGHTLY INTOXICATED.

    TWO STRAIGHT MEN ENTER

    ONE GAY MAN LEAVES

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    I don't think SE++ cage matches would be as hard core as you guys think

    it would go like this

    TWO MEN ENTER

    ONE MAN LEAVES

    ANOTHER MAN LEAVES A LITTLE BIT LATER, SLIGHTLY INTOXICATED.

    TWO STRAIGHT MEN ENTER

    ONE GAY MAN LEAVES

    It gives the title Master Blaster a whole new meaning. :winky:

  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    ALL RIGHT I'M ENTERING
    WHERE IS THE OTHER STRAIGHT MAN
    WE NEED TO HAVE A GAY MAN LEAVE

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Rob why don't you have an avatar

    you need an avatar robcham

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    this is good news

    more high schoolers need to be beaten to a pulp

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    it's there
    only it's like the deal with the emperor's new clothes

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