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[Myth Bustin'] April Fools 2009
EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
We find ourselves at the magical time of year where print magazines, if they still existed or if anyone read them, would have overwhelmed us with ridiculous April Fool's gags. This thread is to wade through the bullshit that will be inundating our internet tubes in the coming week and to relive some of the previous years pranks.
In Recent Memory:
2008 - IGN Releases The Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer Strangely preceded by .gifs appearing on various websites, IGN drops the bomb, and it doesn't look as terrible as many other video game movies end up being. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oqwFNKN8MA
2007 - Think Geek's 8-Bit Tie Stylish and nerdy, Think Geek eventually produced and sold the tie due to incredible demand.
2003 (?) - Pandarens join Warcraft 3 as 5th Race Blizzard shot up an entire mini-site to the lovable furballs. The Frozen Throne did see the birth of Pandaren Brewmaster mecenary units, and the pen and paper gamers based on World Of Warcraft allows the creation of Pandaren heroes.
2002 - EGM "reveals" how to unlock Sonic and Tails in Super Smash Brothers Melee
And the internet is still reeling, even after Brawl's release.
April Fool's! It's Actually REAL!
Games that have been announced during late march that lead to skepticism are few and far between, but Nights (Wii), Mario and Sonic at the Summer Games, and Rock Band were in fact not figments of our collective imagination.
What's in-store for '09?
Habitual offenders such as Blizzard, ThinkGeek and IGN undoubtedly have tricks up their sleeves, and until then the following images are placeholders.
Every year there's been a new Street Fighter game since SF2 - EGM has claimed Sheng Long is a hidden boss character with insane requirements to encounter (like, eight perfects and going five or so rounds with Bison ending in ties)
Every year there's been a new Street Fighter game since SF2 - EGM has claimed Sheng Long is a hidden boss character with insane requirements to encounter (like, eight perfects and going five or so rounds with Bison ending in ties)
Well, EGM can go die in a fire
Oh wait....
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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Every year there's been a new Street Fighter game since SF2 - EGM has claimed Sheng Long is a hidden boss character with insane requirements to encounter (like, eight perfects and going five or so rounds with Bison ending in ties)
Well, EGM can go die in a fire
Oh wait....
I'm sure they would have done it yet again this year if they were still around
Every year there's been a new Street Fighter game since SF2 - EGM has claimed Sheng Long is a hidden boss character with insane requirements to encounter (like, eight perfects and going five or so rounds with Bison ending in ties)
Well, EGM can go die in a fire
Oh wait....
I'm sure they would have done it yet again this year if they were still around
Technically Sheng Long is in SFIV under his real name, not the confusion from Ryu's win quote in SFII.
One of Gouken's titles is even "Also known as Sheng Long".
Every year there's been a new Street Fighter game since SF2 - EGM has claimed Sheng Long is a hidden boss character with insane requirements to encounter (like, eight perfects and going five or so rounds with Bison ending in ties)
Well, EGM can go die in a fire
Oh wait....
I'm sure they would have done it yet again this year if they were still around
Technically Sheng Long is in SFIV under his real name, not the confusion from Ryu's win quote in SFII.
One of Gouken's titles is even "Also known as Sheng Long".
This is EGM we're talking about here
The only thing that would stop them from doing it again would be if they stopped making EGM
FeriluceAdrift on the morning star.Hoquiam, WARegistered Userregular
One I remember reading and was foolish enough to believe at the time was in C&VG I think it was. They had a preview for a fighting game that included characters from many games from a couple different companies. Tekken, Soul Blade, Virtua Fighter, Fighting Vipers etc... it may have been just Namco and Sega games, but I'm not sure.
One I remember reading and was foolish enough to believe at the time was in C&VG I think it was. They had a preview for a fighting game that included characters from many games from a couple different companies. Tekken, Soul Blade, Virtua Fighter, Fighting Vipers etc... it may have been just Namco and Sega games, but I'm not sure.
Just so we're clear, you're not talking about Fighters Megamix, right?
One I remember reading and was foolish enough to believe at the time was in C&VG I think it was. They had a preview for a fighting game that included characters from many games from a couple different companies. Tekken, Soul Blade, Virtua Fighter, Fighting Vipers etc... it may have been just Namco and Sega games, but I'm not sure.
Just so we're clear, you're not talking about Fighters Megamix, right?
Nope, definitely not. I think that's where they got the idea though. It was called something similar, like Fighters Ultramix or something to that effect.
The joke was on them when everyone actually wanted one.
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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I thought Youtube Rick-Rolling everyone was pretty good. :^:
As much as I loathe Rick-Rolling that was easily my favourite one last year.
I saw that and thought to myself well played Youtube.
Well Played.
the best rick roll i ever got was being awake at 4AM, watching MTV, and seeing a show called busted. It was really stupid, basically, but ridiculous and easy to laugh at in my sleep-deprived state.
So anyways I fumble into MTV's section on on demand and see they have a few episodes. Flipping through the descriptions I found most of them were just really boring "getting busted" stories.
Until I hit the motherlode. This episode was gonna be so awesome, it had sex and drugs and violence. So I hit OK to order it, and Rick Astley pops up on the screen.
I sat there in quiet silence for the 4 minute duration of the song. With my mouth wide open. I had been fooled, just when I thought it was safe.
Hell MTV even went through the trouble to lie about the runtime of the video in the description.
I still remember EGM had one where you could unlock nude mode in one of the DOA Beach Volleyballs. "Rock on, you pervs!" The letters sent in the next issue were great.
The joke was on them when everyone actually wanted one.
No good sir, the joke is on you.
edit: it's already mentioned in the op
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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FeriluceAdrift on the morning star.Hoquiam, WARegistered Userregular
C&VG also had a nude cheat for the original Tomb Raider on the PS. You had to tap a bunch of buttons on the controller to the beat of the Spice Girls song Wannabe.
I can't remember which magazine it was but someone put up a gore code for Mortal Kombat on the SNES and then showed screenshots of extra special gory finishers, like Kano ripping someone in half.
I must have spent 2 days trying to get those cheats to work on a friends SNES.
Steam: Sir_Grinch
PSN: SirGrinchX
Xbox Live: SirGrinch X
No April fools is complete without a gag race/class/unit from Blizzard for one of their games.
Something like the new protoss in SC3 will have hybrid human/protoss infiltrators.
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME " moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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Rhesus PositiveDamn these electric sex pants!Registered Userregular
Wizards of the Coast brought out a sneak preview of the 4th edition D&D character sheet last year, which was chock full of jokes; I can't seem to find it online any more, though.
Preorder deals for videogames tend to fall into three categories:enticing(like the Resident Evil 4 making-of DVD), typical (the Metroid Prime 2: Echoes T-shirt), and incredibly lame (one extremely useless Need for Speed Underground 2 cheat code). But not Nintendo's upcoming giveaway--this one's easily in a class of its own.
Beggining the first day of April, those who plop down at least $10 on this fall's highly anticipated and mature-looking The Legend of Zelda for GameCube will receive a bonus disc that features a visually remade version of Link's 2003 adventure, The Wind Waker. So instead of a cartoony look, the ever-popular elf will be traveling the oceean blue in search of his little sis with the same superslick and grown-up graphics as the next console installment.
But that's not all: The game will also include two full-length dungeons that were cut from the original Wind Waker because series creator and legendary game designers Shigeru Miyamoto felt "it had gotten too big for all ages to play." Told you this oh-so-sweet deal deserves its own category.
I fell for this one hardcore. Really didn't help that the local EB Games was swearing it was real and accepting pre-orders whilst trumpeting "updated Wind Waker" as a bonus.
One year, Blizzard's aprils fools was that there would be playable two-headed ogres in WoW, controlled by two players at the same time and I actually believed it.
So since this is the Bustin' thread, I chalk up Onlive as a definite April Fool's joke. It just wouldn't work, the lag is way too noticeable. Wikipedia says that the transfer speed through a DVI cable (so from your computer to your screen) is 3.96 Gbit/s, that's what it would have to match. They say that 1.5 Mbit/s will be enough for SD... sure fellas.
What about GIA's somewhat infamous FF8 Gaiden, which was one of the first really well-done fake videogame April Fool's jokes?
Yeah, I miss that site. They always had great April Fools' stuff. The FF8 Gaiden one even got picked up in a pretty decent number of print publications, as I recall.
What about GIA's somewhat infamous FF8 Gaiden, which was one of the first really well-done fake videogame April Fool's jokes?
Yeah, I miss that site. They always had great April Fools' stuff. The FF8 Gaiden one even got picked up in a pretty decent number of print publications, as I recall.
I thought it quite fitting that their "We're closing forever" announcement came on April Fool's Day (2002, IIRC), and no one was sure if it was real.
What about GIA's somewhat infamous FF8 Gaiden, which was one of the first really well-done fake videogame April Fool's jokes?
Yeah, I miss that site. They always had great April Fools' stuff. The FF8 Gaiden one even got picked up in a pretty decent number of print publications, as I recall.
I thought it quite fitting that their "We're closing forever" announcement came on April Fool's Day (2002, IIRC), and no one was sure if it was real.
When Valve renamed their editing program Hammer Editor from Worldcraft on April 1st years back, I remember a much of people thought it was an AFJ because the change was just so arbitary...
What about GIA's somewhat infamous FF8 Gaiden, which was one of the first really well-done fake videogame April Fool's jokes?
Yeah, I miss that site. They always had great April Fools' stuff. The FF8 Gaiden one even got picked up in a pretty decent number of print publications, as I recall.
I thought it quite fitting that their "We're closing forever" announcement came on April Fool's Day (2002, IIRC), and no one was sure if it was real.
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Well, EGM can go die in a fire
Oh wait....
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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Friendships were destroyed.
I'm sure they would have done it yet again this year if they were still around
Wii: 5024 6786 2934 2806 | Steam/XBL: Arcibi | FFXI: Arcibi / Bahamut
Wii: 5024 6786 2934 2806 | Steam/XBL: Arcibi | FFXI: Arcibi / Bahamut
Technically Sheng Long is in SFIV under his real name, not the confusion from Ryu's win quote in SFII.
One of Gouken's titles is even "Also known as Sheng Long".
Steam: Feriluce
This is EGM we're talking about here
The only thing that would stop them from doing it again would be if they stopped making EGM
And oh hey, would you look at that
Wii: 5024 6786 2934 2806 | Steam/XBL: Arcibi | FFXI: Arcibi / Bahamut
EGM does it best.
Steam: Feriluce
Just so we're clear, you're not talking about Fighters Megamix, right?
Nope, definitely not. I think that's where they got the idea though. It was called something similar, like Fighters Ultramix or something to that effect.
Steam: Feriluce
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hats-ties/9352/
The joke was on them when everyone actually wanted one.
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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As much as I loathe Rick-Rolling that was easily my favourite one last year.
I saw that and thought to myself well played Youtube.
Well Played.
No good sir, the joke is on you.
edit: it's already mentioned in the op
the best rick roll i ever got was being awake at 4AM, watching MTV, and seeing a show called busted. It was really stupid, basically, but ridiculous and easy to laugh at in my sleep-deprived state.
So anyways I fumble into MTV's section on on demand and see they have a few episodes. Flipping through the descriptions I found most of them were just really boring "getting busted" stories.
Until I hit the motherlode. This episode was gonna be so awesome, it had sex and drugs and violence. So I hit OK to order it, and Rick Astley pops up on the screen.
I sat there in quiet silence for the 4 minute duration of the song. With my mouth wide open. I had been fooled, just when I thought it was safe.
Hell MTV even went through the trouble to lie about the runtime of the video in the description.
Xbox : gunst4r
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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Steam: Feriluce
I must have spent 2 days trying to get those cheats to work on a friends SNES.
PSN: SirGrinchX
Xbox Live: SirGrinch X
Something like the new protoss in SC3 will have hybrid human/protoss infiltrators.
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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They should actually do one on April Fool's Day this year.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGom_CCz4so
I want a bard class wielding electric guitars... that looked awesome.
At least they have the Tauren Chieftains.
Steam: Feriluce
I'm doing Movember for Men's Health! Donate if you can - thanks.
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4dnd/20080401b
In my mind, nothing beats EGM's AFD 2005.
I fell for this one hardcore. Really didn't help that the local EB Games was swearing it was real and accepting pre-orders whilst trumpeting "updated Wind Waker" as a bonus.
That's just mean mean mean!
Yeah, I miss that site. They always had great April Fools' stuff. The FF8 Gaiden one even got picked up in a pretty decent number of print publications, as I recall.
I thought it quite fitting that their "We're closing forever" announcement came on April Fool's Day (2002, IIRC), and no one was sure if it was real.
Well, can always take a few moments to remember.
http://web.archive.org/web/20010210021946/www.thegia.com/news/n990401b.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20001216000900/www.thegia.com/features/f000402.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010304041050/www.thegia.com/news/n990401a.html
Buahaha.
That's brilliant.
wait a minute...
Resident Evil Snap = Dead Rising?!?