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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    ITT we learn that NibCrom is a clone of DMAC.

    Too bad I didn't receive any of his talent! Oh well. My wife agreed to renew our vows based on how handsome I will look in the future.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    So what do you look like without the funny glasses?

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    God fucking dammit. Big Huge Games is going to close down [unless somebody buys it within the next two months, or so I read]. GAHRghagrhgar

    So that's, like, 33% of my internship applications right there.

    POOP, YOU GUYS

    IT IS WHAT THIS IS.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    That sucks ND, tho I admit I was never a big Rise of Nations fan.

    Cheese.
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    God fucking dammit. Big Huge Games is going to close down [unless somebody buys it within the next two months, or so I read]. GAHRghagrhgar

    So that's, like, 33% of my internship applications right there.

    POOP, YOU GUYS

    IT IS WHAT THIS IS.

    That's odd, I was there yesterday.

    Also, Moriveth's sister works there.

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    shit's tanking left and right

    I wonder what the projections for dental field are...

    might have to switch majors and become and auditor

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    D-Robe wrote: »
    That sucks ND, tho I admit I was never a big Rise of Nations fan.

    Um.


    ok.




    Spoiler:

  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    So what do you look like without the funny glasses?

    I dunno, probably like a balding guy that people think is Jewish but is not actually Jewish.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    So what do you look like without the funny glasses?

    I dunno, probably like a balding guy that people think is Jewish but is not actually Jewish.

    you don't look particularly jewish to me

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    What?! D: They made Catan? NoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Forget ND, this just got personal.

    Cheese.
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    So what do you look like without the funny glasses?

    I dunno, probably like a balding guy that people think is Jewish but is not actually Jewish.

    you don't look particularly jewish to me

    Yeah, most people probably think I'm Jewish because of my name.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    So what do you look like without the funny glasses?

    I dunno, probably like a balding guy that people think is Jewish but is not actually Jewish.

    you don't look particularly jewish to me

    Yeah, most people probably think I'm Jewish because of my name.

    Is it Goldbergenbaumstein?

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    So what do you look like without the funny glasses?

    I dunno, probably like a balding guy that people think is Jewish but is not actually Jewish.

    you don't look particularly jewish to me

    Yeah, most people probably think I'm Jewish because of my name.

    Is it Goldbergenbaumstein?

    Smith

  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    So what do you look like without the funny glasses?

    I dunno, probably like a balding guy that people think is Jewish but is not actually Jewish.

    you don't look particularly jewish to me

    Yeah, most people probably think I'm Jewish because of my name.

    Is it Goldbergenbaumstein?

    Ha! It's actually Guldberg! People think I'm related to Whoopie or Goldberg the wrestler.

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  • SixSix Registered User regular
    NibCrom wrote: »
    So I recently used one of those age progression photo services for myself. I'm pretty pleased with the results.

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    Those glasses are so thick I bet you could see my spirit animal.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    I don't actually have glasses yet, but I'm guessing yours is...house cat?

    Actually, based on his self-portrait, I currently kind of look like a wimpier version of NotACrook.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    So I put this X-ray image on a poster for one of my clients, and they printed out the posters, and now they're saying you can see the patient's ding-a-ling. Whoopsie!

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  • KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    hahahaha

    what are they saying they can see the cock bones?

    flesh doesnt show up on xray I thought.




    So much good candy is on sale at the grocery store right now. Im murdering my teeth.

  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    I told them a "boner" doesn't actually have a bone in it, but they didn't believe me. But after examining the photo with my co-workers there is definitely something there.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    Has anyone ever played the board game Agricola? I heard its supposed to be fun.

    Cheese.
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    They named a game "farmer"?

    I guess Latin makes it sound fancier

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    I think the game is about farming.
    Spoiler:

    Cheese.
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    NibCrom wrote: »
    I told them a "boner" doesn't actually have a bone in it, but they didn't believe me. But after examining the photo with my co-workers there is definitely something there.

    Maybe it's some sort of implant.

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    I told them a "boner" doesn't actually have a bone in it, but they didn't believe me. But after examining the photo with my co-workers there is definitely something there.

    Maybe it's some sort of implant.

    a penis implant? What the hell would they implant in your dick?

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    NibCrom wrote: »
    I told them a "boner" doesn't actually have a bone in it, but they didn't believe me. But after examining the photo with my co-workers there is definitely something there.

    Maybe it's some sort of implant.

    What the hell would they implant in your dick?

    A new heart! ZING.


    I really need to stop with the Cheney jokes. :(

    Cheese.
  • KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    implant a penis into your penis.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    I figured you guys would be more worried about using the penis you already have.

  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    God fucking dammit. Big Huge Games is going to close down [unless somebody buys it within the next two months, or so I read]. GAHRghagrhgar

    So that's, like, 33% of my internship applications right there.

    POOP, YOU GUYS

    IT IS WHAT THIS IS.

    I have two buddies who were working internships there...actually one might still be there, I haven't talked to him in awhile. Hope they don't close.

    Though I am a little confused, both of my buddies were working internships there while attending classes at my school but their website says they are in Maryland? I must be thinking of some other company...

    skype: rtschutter
  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    Godfather wrote: »
    Who wants to go to Sweden with me?

    Come by and take a ferry to Finland and I'll show you around. Also I could take a ferry to Sweden but then I would probably be very much drunk when I get there, the Stockholm - Helsinki ferries are infamous for that :winky:

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Wait a minute...

    33% of your intern applications? Did you only send in three?

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    She could have sent out 99.

    33 of which to BHG....you know...to improve the odds.

    Cheese.
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    ok fancy hotel.

    I am not paying 18 dollars for a cheeseburger just for the novelty of being able to order it in French for no good reason.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    Sweet, my hand painting is gonna be featured at the school's open house!

    Got a high pass on that one, and a pass plus overall! She said this was the painting where I sort of "broke through" into understanding the process.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    ok fancy hotel.

    I am not paying 18 dollars for a cheeseburger just for the novelty of being able to order it in French for no good reason.

    Un hamburger s'il vous plaît!
    Spoiler:

    e: Where are you Bacon?

    Cheese.
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    D-Robe wrote: »
    ok fancy hotel.

    I am not paying 18 dollars for a cheeseburger just for the novelty of being able to order it in French for no good reason.

    Un hamburger s'il vous plaît!
    Spoiler:

    e: Where are you Bacon?

    Well, it specifiies it's a 'Traditionnel Cheeseburger', which I suppose is supposed to be different from an "Avant-Garde Cheeseburger", which is oddly not listed.

    And I'm in glittering and prestigious Redwood City! Home of such wonderout sites as various office parks, a local airfield and that Oracle guy's stupid sailboat!

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    A local airfield you say? Fancy.

    Also, you don't want the Avant-Garde Cheeseburger. The buns are made of beef and the patties are made of bread. CRAZY! You don't even want to know what the cheese is made of.

    Cheese.
  • Forbe!Forbe! NEAPOLITAN Registered User regular
    Avant-Garde Cheeseburger is post-post-postmodern.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    It's like 80 degrees outside and I"m sitting here bundled up in a sweatshirt and freezing my ass off. I hate being sick.

    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
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