As the little rowing boat speeded towards the shore, the figure of Norma Carrington (Andrew Ryan) could be seen furiously paddling. As soon as the vessel hit the beach she bolted, ignoring all the people around her, straight towards to city's main square. She suddenly spotted someone talking on their mobile phone and, without thinking, grabbed it off of them and dialled a number she had been meaning to for a long time.
Breaking News, I repeat, this is Breaking News! Everybody in the city must evacuate to the Main Square immediately! The Rhombulans have been spotted and they’re attacking civilians indiscriminately! I repeat, evacuate to the Main Square immediately! Evac- KRAKKOWZAPPP
...
On the interstate, a Lorry swerved wildly, narrowly avoiding the other traffic. The driver Jake (JaysonFour), adjusted his rear-view mirror before putting the pedal to the metal. The zombie plague would have to wait.
The City Square was now alive with activity. There was a panic in the air, a communal sense that this was the end of the line. A young dancer called Amanda (scrivenerjones) struggled to make her way through the masses. It was then that she bumped into the famous artist, Leonardo (Romantic Undead), who looked very shaken by what he was experiencing. Not soon after their meeting Jake and Norma also arrived, the four survivors of the EBA forum project. At least, the ones who still cared.
As the Rhombulan ships grew closer, the panic turned to hysteria, with people weeping and screaming all around. The four looked at each other, and then up to the sky, and knew what they had to do. “HEEAAAALLLLP!â€
This call brought a silence to the crowd. A few stunned seconds later, another call came from further in. “HEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLP!â€
The calls spread like a ripple, with the entire crowd now screaming the mantra at the top of their lungs. “HEEEEEAAAAAALLLLP!â€
“YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!â€
The plane came screeching down from the sky like a banshee. Piloted by Commander Kahn, on its wings stood Agent Morris (Matatat) and Agent J (B:L). It came to a stop of few metres above the crowd, hovering in place. “Hey!â€
“Mission!â€
The throngs of people cheered as the Agents produced their microphones, throwing them into the air and catching them in a single, graceful movement. Agent J addressed the crowd. “We’re the last thing standing between these Aliens and the destruction of the human race. And we’re not going to let that happen, are we?â€
“NO!â€, the crowd responded in unison. Agent Morris began to speak as well. The two Rhombulans (Gumpy + WilDPanthA05) were now directly above them, staring down malevolently. “We’re going to play a little song now, to teach these creatures a lesson! You wanna join in?â€
“YES!â€
The two Agents looked at each other, smiled and nodded. Bringing the mikes once more to their lips, they spoke together. “Are you ready? Three, Two, One, Go!â€
As the crowd danced, sang and cheered, the whole of the City Square started to glow with a blue aura. The aura grew and grew, until suddenly it leaped into the air, a gigantic streak of shining blue light. As it twisted and curved through the sky, the Rhombulans fired their petrifying beams wildly it, but to no prevail. Before anyone knew it, the light had engulfed the Ailens, causing them to explode in what seemed like a majestic fireworks display. The people were ecstatic, weeping and cheering and hugging each other with joy. They looked up to the Agents, who merely tipped their wings, before flying off into the clouds.
The world was safe at last.
WINNERS
Agent J - B:L
Agent Morris - Matatat Norma Carrington (Mason) - Andrew Ryan
Jake (Vig) - Jayson Four
Amanda - scrivenerjones
Leonardo - Romantic Undead
LOSERS
Thomas (Seer) - kuhlmeye - Turned to Stone
Hulk (Role Blocker) - simonwolf - Turned to Stone Rhombulan - cj iwakura - Exploded Jack - Kime - Turned to Stone
Sam - Fiaryn - Gave up Hope Agent Derek (EBA) - Ergandar - Turned to Stone Cap White (Guard) - crimsoncoyote - Turned to Stone
Ken Ozu - Tommy2Hands - Turned to Stone Rhombulan - Kay - Exploded Jane - Wildcat - Turned to Stone
Sophie - With Doctor, DBM - Turned to Stone Rhombulan - Gumpy - Exploded
RHombulan - WilDPanthA05 - Exploded
???
Captain Brooke - Sticks - Found his Treasure
Lucy (Little Girl) - warban - Reunited with Dead Father
Max - Nitsua - Got his Plate of Fish
Norma Carrington (Mason) - GrimmyTOA - Resumed Life of Luxury
Chris - Stew_Stick - Film was a Blockbuster
Colonel Bob (Tycoon) - Keika - Regained his Billions
Sorry for being so selfish, but I'm not going to stick around if people are being stupid.
I'm pretty sure the last baddies left are Gumpy and WildPanth. Gumpy for having the post restriction of having to post his true thoughts ("STOP THE MUSIC!"), and downright lying about me, and WildPanth as an alternate guess.
If the game's not over once I'm voted out, those two should probably go. I'll post as such and hope the EBA are still around to flush them out. Good luck!
Allright, thanks dude. Gumpy has been in touch with me and given me some interesting info, so if you're in touch with anyone else who you think should be in the know, send them my way if you can.
You guys certainly had a vigilante. And must have had a bus driver of some description, 'cause I sent an order in to kill JaysonFour and CrimsonCoyote, Tommy2Hands and CrimsonCoyote died, and I got smooshed by a vig kill.
You guys certainly had a vigilante. And must have had a bus driver of some description, 'cause I sent an order in to kill JaysonFour and CrimsonCoyote, Tommy2Hands and CrimsonCoyote died, and I got smooshed by a vig kill.
Actually, the EBA controlled the vig kills. We got cj, WilDPanth, and you.
I don't know what Jayson was doing the whole game. :P
You guys certainly had a vigilante. And must have had a bus driver of some description, 'cause I sent an order in to kill JaysonFour and CrimsonCoyote, Tommy2Hands and CrimsonCoyote died, and I got smooshed by a vig kill.
Actually, the EBA controlled the vig kills. We got cj, WilDPanth, and you.
I don't know what Jayson was doing the whole game. :P
You guys certainly had a vigilante. And must have had a bus driver of some description, 'cause I sent an order in to kill JaysonFour and CrimsonCoyote, Tommy2Hands and CrimsonCoyote died, and I got smooshed by a vig kill.
Actually, the EBA controlled the vig kills. We got cj, WilDPanth, and you.
I don't know what Jayson was doing the whole game. :P
When you say WE
You are of course referring to yourself
Shh if word gets out about this and Bioshock they'll suspect Obbi or I if there's a string of baddie deaths.
You were a good teammate. You had the right instincts about Gumpy!
You guys certainly had a vigilante. And must have had a bus driver of some description, 'cause I sent an order in to kill JaysonFour and CrimsonCoyote, Tommy2Hands and CrimsonCoyote died, and I got smooshed by a vig kill.
Actually, the EBA controlled the vig kills. We got cj, WilDPanth, and you.
I don't know what Jayson was doing the whole game. :P
When you say WE
You are of course referring to yourself
Shh if word gets out about this and Bioshock they'll suspect Obbi or I if there's a string of baddie deaths.
You were a good teammate. You had the right instincts about Gumpy!
The proboards didn't see much action. Between CJ going on day one, and Panth being a little quiet most of the time, it was just Gumpy and I.
So what made you decide to spare me? Was it my charming sweet talk?
Gumpy said not to.
I always sent the kill orders in early in the day, in case other people forgot or just weren't around, but always said 'if anyone wants to change these...' so yeah.
Though I never sent a kill order in on you, I went by what was on the proboard. Note that posting there stopped after I died. I am a compulsive poster, enough for everyone else on the team!
The proboards didn't see much action. Between CJ going on day one, and Panth being a little quiet most of the time, it was just Gumpy and I.
So what made you decide to spare me? Was it my charming sweet talk?
Gumpy said not to.
I always sent the kill orders in early in the day, in case other people forgot or just weren't around, but always said 'if anyone wants to change these...' so yeah.
Though I never sent a kill order in on you, I went by what was on the proboard. Note that posting there stopped after I died. I am a compulsive poster, enough for everyone else on the team!
After you kicked the bucket we used PMs, but the damage had already been done
In the future, don't vote B:L. :P (Or reveal that you don't know the villager win condition but that's secondary to voting B:L in the suspiciousness department)
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cj iwakuraThe Rhythm RegentBears The Name FreedomRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
I did know the villager win condition, just the way it was phrased had me confused. I was hoping I could avoid being too suspicious, but I guess not. :P I really thought we had the win in the bag, but alas, last minute shenanigans.
Also, I had a feeling you were EBA by day 2.
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warbanWho the Hoof do you think we are?Registered Userregular
edited April 2009
That was fun game. Too bad I got a Role which on turning to stone would of killed an elite beat agent.
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As the little rowing boat speeded towards the shore, the figure of Norma Carrington (Andrew Ryan) could be seen furiously paddling. As soon as the vessel hit the beach she bolted, ignoring all the people around her, straight towards to city's main square. She suddenly spotted someone talking on their mobile phone and, without thinking, grabbed it off of them and dialled a number she had been meaning to for a long time.
Breaking News, I repeat, this is Breaking News! Everybody in the city must evacuate to the Main Square immediately! The Rhombulans have been spotted and they’re attacking civilians indiscriminately! I repeat, evacuate to the Main Square immediately! Evac-
KRAKKOWZAPPP
...
On the interstate, a Lorry swerved wildly, narrowly avoiding the other traffic. The driver Jake (JaysonFour), adjusted his rear-view mirror before putting the pedal to the metal. The zombie plague would have to wait.
The City Square was now alive with activity. There was a panic in the air, a communal sense that this was the end of the line. A young dancer called Amanda (scrivenerjones) struggled to make her way through the masses. It was then that she bumped into the famous artist, Leonardo (Romantic Undead), who looked very shaken by what he was experiencing. Not soon after their meeting Jake and Norma also arrived, the four survivors of the EBA forum project. At least, the ones who still cared.
As the Rhombulan ships grew closer, the panic turned to hysteria, with people weeping and screaming all around. The four looked at each other, and then up to the sky, and knew what they had to do.
“HEEAAAALLLLP!â€
This call brought a silence to the crowd. A few stunned seconds later, another call came from further in.
“HEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLP!â€
The calls spread like a ripple, with the entire crowd now screaming the mantra at the top of their lungs.
“HEEEEEAAAAAALLLLP!â€
“YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!â€
The plane came screeching down from the sky like a banshee. Piloted by Commander Kahn, on its wings stood Agent Morris (Matatat) and Agent J (B:L). It came to a stop of few metres above the crowd, hovering in place.
“Hey!â€
“Mission!â€
The throngs of people cheered as the Agents produced their microphones, throwing them into the air and catching them in a single, graceful movement. Agent J addressed the crowd.
“We’re the last thing standing between these Aliens and the destruction of the human race. And we’re not going to let that happen, are we?â€
“NO!â€, the crowd responded in unison. Agent Morris began to speak as well. The two Rhombulans (Gumpy + WilDPanthA05) were now directly above them, staring down malevolently.
“We’re going to play a little song now, to teach these creatures a lesson! You wanna join in?â€
“YES!â€
The two Agents looked at each other, smiled and nodded. Bringing the mikes once more to their lips, they spoke together.
“Are you ready? Three, Two, One, Go!â€
As the crowd danced, sang and cheered, the whole of the City Square started to glow with a blue aura. The aura grew and grew, until suddenly it leaped into the air, a gigantic streak of shining blue light. As it twisted and curved through the sky, the Rhombulans fired their petrifying beams wildly it, but to no prevail. Before anyone knew it, the light had engulfed the Ailens, causing them to explode in what seemed like a majestic fireworks display. The people were ecstatic, weeping and cheering and hugging each other with joy. They looked up to the Agents, who merely tipped their wings, before flying off into the clouds.
The world was safe at last.
WINNERS
Agent J - B:L
Agent Morris - Matatat
Norma Carrington (Mason) - Andrew Ryan
Jake (Vig) - Jayson Four
Amanda - scrivenerjones
Leonardo - Romantic Undead
LOSERS
Thomas (Seer) - kuhlmeye - Turned to Stone
Hulk (Role Blocker) - simonwolf - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - cj iwakura - Exploded
Jack - Kime - Turned to Stone
Sam - Fiaryn - Gave up Hope
Agent Derek (EBA) - Ergandar - Turned to Stone
Cap White (Guard) - crimsoncoyote - Turned to Stone
Ken Ozu - Tommy2Hands - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - Kay - Exploded
Jane - Wildcat - Turned to Stone
Sophie - With Doctor, DBM - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - Gumpy - Exploded
RHombulan - WilDPanthA05 - Exploded
???
Captain Brooke - Sticks - Found his Treasure
Lucy (Little Girl) - warban - Reunited with Dead Father
Max - Nitsua - Got his Plate of Fish
Norma Carrington (Mason) - GrimmyTOA - Resumed Life of Luxury
Chris - Stew_Stick - Film was a Blockbuster
Colonel Bob (Tycoon) - Keika - Regained his Billions
EPILOGUE COMING SOME TIME TOMORROW
It's easy as 1,2,3.
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Grimmy voting himself out was the worst!
So...the power of song and dance isn't enough to bring back our stone compatriots?
AND WHAT THE HELL WE HAD A VIG?
HELL YES
Fuck you inactives. Fuck yoooooouuuu.
Yeah, I still feel bad about that, actually. But hey, we won! Yay Winning!
Hahahaha.
Oh, you are going to love tomorrow's epilogue.
naknaknaknaknak
Hitting Gumpy and noticing his text change was good.
Not contacting B:L was bad.
It balances out. :P
Uh oh. Perhaps 'enlightened self-interest' wasn't the theme of this Phalla.
Oh well. Andrew Ryan won, anyway. At least 50% of the Carringtons are victorious!
Actually, the EBA controlled the vig kills. We got cj, WilDPanth, and you.
I don't know what Jayson was doing the whole game. :P
Instead he was probably off doing meth with Kuhlmeye.
When you say WE
You are of course referring to yourself
Shh if word gets out about this and Bioshock they'll suspect Obbi or I if there's a string of baddie deaths.
You were a good teammate. You had the right instincts about Gumpy!
Kay, did you guys have a proboard? LET US SEE.
I wouldn't call it "instincts"
More like "past experience"
Oh no!
B:L for MVP
Actually I wanted to kill you tonight
Yeah, and again I apologize ... I was really drunk this weekend and I had a tough time offering anything ... sincerest apologies
So what made you decide to spare me? Was it my charming sweet talk?
SSSHH
Gumpy said not to.
I always sent the kill orders in early in the day, in case other people forgot or just weren't around, but always said 'if anyone wants to change these...' so yeah.
Though I never sent a kill order in on you, I went by what was on the proboard. Note that posting there stopped after I died. I am a compulsive poster, enough for everyone else on the team!
:P
Hurrah for victory, even though I played little part.
I did suspect gumpy from the beginning, though.
After you kicked the bucket we used PMs, but the damage had already been done
Well, if helping a family member pack up so she can head off across the state on a move to her college apartment can be considered that, well...
I can has cheezburger, yes?
That's some good intuition.
In the future, don't vote B:L. :P
(Or reveal that you don't know the villager win condition but that's secondary to voting B:L in the suspiciousness department)
Also, I had a feeling you were EBA by day 2.