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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    CANADA

    We use that lame ass metric system

    United States of America

    Apparently, we still love The Empire. Plus, you know, multiplying and dividing by ten is so hard.

    Ruckus on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    CANADA

    We use that lame ass metric system

    United States of America

    Apparently, we still love The Empire. Plus, you know, multiplying and dividing by ten is so hard.

    Actually, it's not hard enough.

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    RonjonRonjon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Taramoor wrote: »
    Arkansas
    "In 1872 Kansas outlawed Pirates, so we all came over here."

    This is easily my favorite.

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    Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Iowa:
    "Where else can you find the most politics and the most meth in one state?"

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    CANADA

    We don't really like you.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    SlipperyJim.IMSlipperyJim.IM Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Idaho
    You don't have to be very evolved to get a job here.

    Kansas
    We have a ring of Jesus fire that guides our decisions.

    Milwaukee
    We stand behind our irresponsible journalism.

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    South Carolina
    "North Carolina will never see it coming.

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    ElQuackElQuack Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nebraska
    "Don't stop for the night or might just close the Interstate on ya! HAHAHAHA!!!!"

    Currently stuck in the middle of a blizzard, I80 won't be open until morning according to the locals, ugh.


    South Carolina
    "The Palmetto Bug state"

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible


    How about a jump to conclusions mat?

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible


    How about a jump to conclusions mat?

    lived here all my life

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    Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Georgia

    Nothing to see here but an airport

    Moe Fwacky on
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    Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hawaii

    Not as cool as everybody thinks we are.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hawaii

    Not as cool as everybody thinks we are.

    Hawaii
    Dog's not here. Go home bro.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible


    How about a jump to conclusions mat?

    lived here all my life

    No no no, you see it would be this mat, that had different conclusions on it, that you would jump to. See that's what you gotta do; you gotta think outside the box.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Georgia sucks.

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    BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    RecklessReckless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Long Island

    without the bridges and tunnels we'd pretty much float away

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    California, Pennsylvania:

    Bitter rivals with Indiana, Pennsylvania for worst town ever since inception.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Washington

    Fucking killing for fun.

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    ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Washington : Where, apparently, life isn't worth living.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Makershot wrote: »
    Washington

    Fucking killing for fun.

    YES

    TheySlashThem on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Makershot wrote: »
    Washington

    Fucking killing for fun.

    YES

    <3

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Germany

    Seriously we stopped liking David Hasselhoff long time ago

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Germany

    Seriously we stopped liking David Hasselhoff long time ago

    Arizona
    Hotter than David Hasslehoff (use to be) in Germany

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible


    How about a jump to conclusions mat?

    lived here all my life

    No no no, you see it would be this mat, that had different conclusions on it, that you would jump to. See that's what you gotta do; you gotta think outside the box.

    oh okay
    that sounds fun

    mackingtheknife on
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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible


    How about a jump to conclusions mat?

    lived here all my life

    No no no, you see it would be this mat, that had different conclusions on it, that you would jump to. See that's what you gotta do; you gotta think outside the box.

    oh okay
    that sounds fun

    It's like the guy with the pet rock...we can make a million dollars

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Austria

    Well, we've got some good skiers, or maybe not, I don't know. I mean, we didn't get that many gold medals 'n' stuff, but we still won the whole world cup because of that one racing in the end that fucks up the whole system. But then again, no one really cares about skiing. No one who's important. Because Austria isn't. That's why it cares about skiing. I don't.

    Short version:

    Austria

    Not important.

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    HankStamperHankStamper Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Montana:
    We're fucked

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Missouri: Loves company.

    Alternately: Stephen Colbert doesn't like us anymore.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oregon:
    Come for the green stay for the meth.

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    NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oregon:
    Here lies
    Poophed
    shit fuck asshoel

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible


    How about a jump to conclusions mat?

    lived here all my life

    No no no, you see it would be this mat, that had different conclusions on it, that you would jump to. See that's what you gotta do; you gotta think outside the box.

    oh okay
    that sounds fun

    It's like the guy with the pet rock...we can make a million dollars

    that guy didn't make a million dollars

    mackingtheknife on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    he made a billion dollars

    he was RICH, mack

    rich as balls

    Raneados on
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible


    How about a jump to conclusions mat?

    lived here all my life

    No no no, you see it would be this mat, that had different conclusions on it, that you would jump to. See that's what you gotta do; you gotta think outside the box.

    oh okay
    that sounds fun

    It's like the guy with the pet rock...we can make a million dollars

    that guy didn't make a million dollars

    You're right.

    He made several million.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Georgia
    Deliverance was meant to be a documentary

    absolutely terrible


    How about a jump to conclusions mat?

    lived here all my life

    No no no, you see it would be this mat, that had different conclusions on it, that you would jump to. See that's what you gotta do; you gotta think outside the box.

    oh okay
    that sounds fun

    It's like the guy with the pet rock...we can make a million dollars

    that guy didn't make a million dollars

    You're right.

    He made several million.

    precisely

    mackingtheknife on
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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    he made a billion dollars

    he was RICH, mack

    rich as balls

    rich as balls as balls have sperm or rich as balls as balls have chocolate chip buttercups

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    DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    he made a billion dollars

    he was RICH, mack

    rich as balls

    rich as balls as balls have sperm or rich as balls as balls have chocolate chip buttercups

    I have only read 2 of your posts and I am already killing you so hard with my mind

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