Edit: Wait a minute, Haks. You are gorgeous. You ought to be able to simply leave your dorm / apartment / whatever and say "buy me a drink" and have at least 15 young men appeal willing to do whatever it takes to get you to smile at them.
I promise I'm hornier. I haven't successfully masturbated in a few months at this point. If somebody looks at me right I just might go all binobo on their shoulder.
I promise I'm hornier. I haven't successfully masturbated in a few months at this point. If somebody looks at me right I just might go all binobo on their shoulder.
Edit: Wait a minute, Haks. You are gorgeous. You ought to be able to simply leave your dorm / apartment / whatever and say "buy me a drink" and have at least 15 young men appeal willing to do whatever it takes to get you to smile at them.
i had to go to ireland to do that and i'm fairly certain it was because they don't see skin much darker than marble over there and they were afraid i was gonna curse them with my djinn powers
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
also cause i was like hay guys i just turned 18 let's learn me some draaaaank
Edit: Wait a minute, Haks. You are gorgeous. You ought to be able to simply leave your dorm / apartment / whatever and say "buy me a drink" and have at least 15 young men appeal willing to do whatever it takes to get you to smile at them.
i had to go to ireland to do that and i'm fairly certain it was because they don't see skin much darker than marble over there and they were afraid i was gonna curse them with my djinn powers
Why would your skin color matter given how beautiful your face is? And, yeah, i'm sure the djinn powers help. But you ought to have no problem getting guys in any sense of the word.
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edited April 2009
I cant access page 83 of [chat]. It says there's bad content from a site called allticketsuk.com, and that it contains malware.
Edit: Wait a minute, Haks. You are gorgeous. You ought to be able to simply leave your dorm / apartment / whatever and say "buy me a drink" and have at least 15 young men appeal willing to do whatever it takes to get you to smile at them.
i had to go to ireland to do that and i'm fairly certain it was because they don't see skin much darker than marble over there and they were afraid i was gonna curse them with my djinn powers
Really though: Girls, self-esteem, and wtfs.
Well to be fair, not just girls. But it tends to be more frequent.
Edit: Wait a minute, Haks. You are gorgeous. You ought to be able to simply leave your dorm / apartment / whatever and say "buy me a drink" and have at least 15 young men appeal willing to do whatever it takes to get you to smile at them.
i had to go to ireland to do that and i'm fairly certain it was because they don't see skin much darker than marble over there and they were afraid i was gonna curse them with my djinn powers
Really though: Girls, self-esteem, and wtfs.
Well to be fair, not just girls. But it tends to be more frequent.
True. But, really, it blows my mind when someone as awe-inspiringly-beautiful as Haks has trouble with guys. That seems to indicate that the dating system is fundamentally broken.
Why would your skin color matter given how beautiful your face is? And, yeah, i'm sure the djinn powers help. But you ought to have no problem getting guys in any sense of the word.
stop that you'll give me a swelled head
oh
oh no too late
where are my palm frond bearers
I need grapes on a golden platter and a nubian slave posthaste
Huh. There's a couple low-level dungeons I haven't done. I should try to hit those, too.
lets see if i still remember the ranges...
deadmines: 15-22
WC: 20-25
Stockades: 25-28
Something like that.
VC I could take you through some stuff later tonight probably, like midnight PST ish.
Well my inventory and bank are both too full to do anything exciting, but I like collecting dungeon achievements and there seem to be a couple my rogue ought to be able to solo. I think I'm going to sell off all the stuff I was saving for a potential hunter, though, and that should make some room.
Edit: Also I'm really liking Carbonite, it makes life so much easier.
Why would your skin color matter given how beautiful your face is? And, yeah, i'm sure the djinn powers help. But you ought to have no problem getting guys in any sense of the word.
stop that you'll give me a swelled head
oh
oh no too late
where are my palm frond bearers
I need grapes on a golden platter and a nubian slave posthaste
You deserve to have a swelled head. Both in terms of your opinion of yourself and in terms of having a hot cock pleasuring you.
Really, though. If you cannot find a partner then what help do the rest of us have?
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Hrm. Maybe I'm not thinking of the right one, now that I think about it.
razon fen Kraul is the newbie instance. level 25-30 if i remember
RFD is the 40s instance right before mauradon and ST
so unless you are in your 50s... probably not.
I am a boy. AND I have ice cream. AND i'm horny.
Edit: Wait a minute, Haks. You are gorgeous. You ought to be able to simply leave your dorm / apartment / whatever and say "buy me a drink" and have at least 15 young men appeal willing to do whatever it takes to get you to smile at them.
I promise I'm hornier. I haven't successfully masturbated in a few months at this point. If somebody looks at me right I just might go all binobo on their shoulder.
Yeah, but I'm nerdy cute.
lets see if i still remember the ranges...
deadmines: 15-22
WC: 20-25
Stockades: 25-28
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Why would your skin color matter given how beautiful your face is? And, yeah, i'm sure the djinn powers help. But you ought to have no problem getting guys in any sense of the word.
Really though: Girls, self-esteem, and wtfs.
Well to be fair, not just girls. But it tends to be more frequent.
You has infection please wear condoms when using the forums.
I am the saddest
The only time that has ever happened to me is if I've gotten interrupted I think.
Something like that.
VC I could take you through some stuff later tonight probably, like midnight PST ish.
yes because i was watching house and cameron was hardly in the episode.
True. But, really, it blows my mind when someone as awe-inspiringly-beautiful as Haks has trouble with guys. That seems to indicate that the dating system is fundamentally broken.
Because, really, Haks is damned gorgeous.
sitting in a TREE
eating both their crotches furiously while I masturbate upon them
^
What I'm saying is that it's been literally months since I've gotten off.
I'm swinging beach balls here. And it ain't for lack of trying.
She is miles better than 13. I wish she'd lose the blonde thing, though.
oh
oh no too late
where are my palm frond bearers
I need grapes on a golden platter and a nubian slave posthaste
NNID: Hakkekage
Well my inventory and bank are both too full to do anything exciting, but I like collecting dungeon achievements and there seem to be a couple my rogue ought to be able to solo. I think I'm going to sell off all the stuff I was saving for a potential hunter, though, and that should make some room.
Edit: Also I'm really liking Carbonite, it makes life so much easier.
It was the one where the guy in the beginning tells House to hit it or he's gay
Clearly it made some sort of impression
that doesn't rhyme....
By the third line my mind was drifting to more pressing matters than meter or rhyme.
you put a dvd on and fell asleep????
jesus, how many kids do you have on your lawn?
You deserve to have a swelled head. Both in terms of your opinion of yourself and in terms of having a hot cock pleasuring you.
Really, though. If you cannot find a partner then what help do the rest of us have?
I really can't figure it out.