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Ignorance is Bliss

Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
While the person who coined this phrase was probably a commissar of some type tasked with shutting down newspapers or worked for one of those corporations that spoon feeds indigenous children heavy metals, it is a phrase that carries a certain amount of truth.

I understood the truth of this statement while eating dinner tonight. My mom drunkenly had a conversation with a family friend about she and her twin sister both used to date and live with the same guy for a number of months. Luckily I only heard a few snippets before the blood shooting out of my ears started to coagulate.

You see how my life would be less terrible if I didn't know my mom engaged in a menage a trois during the 1970's? Can you see how I might not hate my life if I had not known this? Do you see how happiness might escape me because of this?

And all of this while trying to read an essay on Freud's theory on the monstrous womb.

Fun Fact: My mom and my aunt were Double-Mint Twins once.

What don't you want to know?

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    your mom had threesomes with her sister

    (aww yeah bro that was a sick burn)

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    itt: penguin finds out that his mother engaged in hot incestous threesome, scarred for life

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ignorant people probably live better lives.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i thought that was something they made up for pornos

    and even then they usually use "twins"

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    also randall is a fagg

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    bro

    no call for that, bro

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait, did I say my life was ruined?

    I meant that I'm going to jerk it non-stop 24/7 to this.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I want to know more.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    itt: penguin goes to new lows, blogs about it

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Penguin, what if your mother is not really your mother and her sister is really your mother?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Then it'd be okay, I guess.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Shameless bragging thread

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I found a whip in my father's drawer when I was a child. I didn't know what it meant then.

    Now it's...yeah...

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    My parents kept some encyclopedia-sized sex book on our bookshelf when I was a little kid. I got the courage to pull it down and open it up when they were out one day, and was greeted by wonderful 70s-era megabush

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You should ask your mom for a sister to bang.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    When I was twelve me and my girlfriend were rummaging through a dresser in her parents room. We found edible panties, strap ons, whips, handcuffs and all kinds of assorted sex lotions.

    Her parents were freaks.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I still see my mothers back massager lying around from time to time if I have to go into her room for any reason.

    Shit happens.

    Doesn't really bother me.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm just really curious about what PI's mom looks like

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I found a whip in my father's drawer when I was a child. I didn't know what it meant then.

    Now it's...yeah...
    Your dad was a closet jockey?

    Or was he a jockey-based vigilante?

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    I'm just really curious about what PI's mom looks like

    Fine as hell.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I found a whip in my father's drawer when I was a child. I didn't know what it meant then.

    Now it's...yeah...
    Your dad was a closet jockey?

    Or was he a jockey-based vigilante?

    I tried to tell myself that.

    But one day I had to talk to him while he was on the computer, so I knocked and went in and my eyes glanced over to the monitor and "BDSM Stories on Literotica" was minimized on the task bar.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I still see my mothers back massager lying around from time to time if I have to go into her room for any reason.

    Shit happens.

    Doesn't really bother me.

    OH GOD I USED MY MOMS BACK MASSAGER ON MY BACK WHEN I WAS A KID

    OH MY GOD MY BRAIN

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I still see my mothers back massager lying around from time to time if I have to go into her room for any reason.

    Shit happens.

    Doesn't really bother me.

    OH GOD I USED MY MOMS BACK MASSAGER ON MY BACK WHEN I WAS A KID

    OH MY GOD MY BRAIN

    Before you were born, your parents fucked in every room of the house.

    Even your room.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I found a whip in my father's drawer when I was a child. I didn't know what it meant then.

    Now it's...yeah...
    Your dad was a closet jockey?

    Or was he a jockey-based vigilante?

    I tried to tell myself that.

    But one day I had to talk to him while he was on the computer, so I knocked and went in and my eyes glanced over to the monitor and "BDSM Stories on Literotica" was minimized on the task bar.
    Ugh.

    That website is the worst, too. I mean, if I have to hear about "piping hot cum" or how much a vagina feels like silk, I am just going to scream.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That is a fascinating development, Penguin.

    Just think about how much happiness was produced in that act, though.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    my mom had a back massager

    except it was like this big bulky floor-buffer shaped thing that had to have been used for back massages and most certainly could not have fit in a vagina

    I hope

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PI, you don't happen to have a cousin that has nearly the same birthday that you do, do you?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    my mom had a back massager

    except it was like this big bulky floor-buffer shaped thing that had to have been used for back massages and most certainly could not have fit in a vagina

    I hope

    shaking my head at you

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Vibrators don't have to fit inside of anything, buddy.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    she rode it

    she rode it hard

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    oh no

    oh no


    Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've been too good a listener to my mother in the past, to the extent that sometimes she forgets I'm her daughter and treats me more like her psychiatrist

    This has meant listening to lurid details of my dad's numerous affairs

    But man...is your mother at least hot, penguin

    Is she an identical twin

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    PI, you don't happen to have a cousin that has nearly the same birthday that you do, do you?
    Male or female?

    Does it matter?

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mommy needs satisfaction

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    PI, you don't happen to have a cousin that has nearly the same birthday that you do, do you?
    Male or female?

    Does it matter?

    I was suggesting that you were conceived during one of these incestuous threesomes.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    But man...is your mother at least hot, penguin

    Is she an identical twin
    I don't see how her being hot can take the sting out of this, Janson.

    And, yeah, she's identical. None of this bogus fraternal twin bullshit.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I've been too good a listener to my mother in the past, to the extent that sometimes she forgets I'm her daughter and treats me more like her psychiatrist

    This has meant listening to lurid details of my dad's numerous affairs

    But man...is your mother at least hot, penguin

    Is she an identical twin

    You...you need to know Rachel?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The double mint commercials featured tons of unattractive twins that looked nothing alike.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My mom is Venus Williams.

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