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  • itswebitsweb Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    its been awhile since I laughed this hard at a page of posts

    well done everyone, 24 is a masterpiece.

  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User
    edited April 2009
    itsweb wrote: »
    its been awhile since I laughed this hard at a page of posts

    well done everyone, 24 is a masterpiece.

    I didn't think it was so great.

    Weaver wrote: »
    When I was in boot to become an infantryman, on our one two-day off-base pass me and another guy went to see Private Ryan in theaters as it had just come out and during the opening scene we're all HOLY FUCK WHAT DID WE GET OURSELVES IN TO
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername

    but a new challenger wants to appear!

  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername

    but a new challenger wants to appear!

    I think it was aimed at me, but I do not know why. I like numbers. I really do. D:

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    get out of here, numbername

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername

    but a new challenger wants to appear!

    I think it was aimed at me, but I do not know why. I like numbers. I really do. D:

    ahahah the perfect post. oh my god I just died in my office that right next to snowbeat's reply oh man

    need to catch my breath

  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername

    *Ding*

    Repetition

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    get out of here numbername

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here numbername

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    /weep

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    randall_flagg have you taken the ACT

    how smart are you

    I took it on Saturday. I dunno, I've already taken the SAT so I don't really care at all about my ACT scores; I'd only really report 'em, like, if they're perfect or whatever.

  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername

    *Ding*

    Repetition

    Is this a Just a Minute reference?

    scarab you have mental problems
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    emanrebmun ,ereh fo tuo teg

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    emanrebmun ,ereh fo tuo teg

    I'm freaking out, man!

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername

    *Ding*

    Repetition

    Is this a Just a Minute reference?

    It was, though I was at least 90% sure no one on a mainly american board was going to get it ^_^

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername

    *Ding*

    Repetition

    Is this a Just a Minute reference?

    It was, though I was at least 90% sure no one on a mainly american board was going to get it ^_^

    You are awesome, never let anyone tell you otherwise.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    emanrebmun ,ereh fo tuo teg

    I'm freaking out, man!

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    the Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey I posted on page 24. I'm taking all the credit

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  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I cannot bring myself to replay stalker

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    I cannot bring myself to replay stalker
    I restarted it a few days back and I'm stuck on the first bloodsucker part

    fuck I hate those dudes

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That first bloodsucker is so goddamn terrifying

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  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maybe if I cheated I could play it again but fuck off if I'm gonna wait until near the end of the game to get the cool armor and guns again

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It runs like poop on my computer and I really want to play it. I need a new computer.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what is that game where you fight a grizzly bear in a house? I saw a video of it here.

    it seemed scaaaary

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    natek wrote: »
    what is that game where you fight a grizzly bear in a house? I saw a video of it here.

    it seemed scaaaary

    Condemned 2

  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Hey I posted on page 24. I'm taking all the credit

    For what?

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Hey I posted on page 24. I'm taking all the credit

    For what?

    For this
    itsweb wrote: »
    its been awhile since I laughed this hard at a page of posts

    well done everyone, 24 is a masterpiece.

    Now
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here numbername

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Hey I posted on page 24. I'm taking all the credit

    For what?

    For this
    itsweb wrote: »
    its been awhile since I laughed this hard at a page of posts

    well done everyone, 24 is a masterpiece.

    Now
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here numbername
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    You are awesome, never let anyone tell you otherwise.

    But fine, for if my numerically abundant handle causes mortal offense I shall depart.

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    No stay! I love you!

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    KTHXBAI

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I new pretty young that if I wasn't mistake, I was a rather poor choice. As the evidence came in, I decided the former was much more likely. One day I asked my mom if there was a connection between my birth and her insistence that I carry a condom. She didn't like the word "mistake", she preferred "surprise". She's over that now.

    A few years later my dad, thinking I was some kinda retard or something, decided it was time I knew where I came from. He said, and still insists, that I was planned. Usually I think that it's just his usual failure to say anything of any significance, but sometimes I wonder if there's something more to it.

    My dad just might be creepy enough to have planned something tht was a complete surprise to my mother. He's certainly enough of a dick.

    Come to think of it, my little brother was born about six months after my dad married my step mom. Maybe it's a habitual thing?

    tl;dr- My dad might be a serial pseudo-rapist.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There's a difference between a mistake and an accident. I was an accident. My dad went from working 60 hours a week at an auto garage in Detroit, to enlisting in the Air Force and becoming an F-4 mechanic. Thanks to his enlistment, my mom got two bachelors degrees, and two associates degrees, all almost completely free, due to military tuition assistance. My mom now makes +$80k and my dad doesn't have to work at all. I was an accident, but it was probably the best thing that ever happened to my family. My older sister maintains as much, anyway.

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I told my parents that don't worry, I don't really give a shit about the details of my conception other than hey, thanks.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm the youngest of three brothers and my parents are still married after 35 years so I'm pretty sure they were ok with me showing up

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    http://www.pillowfightday.com/

    Huh. That's....that's something, right there.

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i never really looked into whether I was intentional or not

    i was the first and only child my parents had, so it's possible i suppose

    who cares now though, i'm here

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I bet the North Koreans would be a lot further along in their rocket development if they'd stop killing the scientists every time it failed to go according to plan.

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    I bet the North Koreans would be a lot further along in their rocket development if they'd stop killing the scientists every time it failed to go according to plan.

    But... but that's the price of failure! That's how it is

    I just can't imagine what sort of alternative you might have in mind

  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    North Korea is what would happen if you let D&D run their own country.

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