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His wife probably isn't very happy about it.
*fist shake*
:winky:
I don't think I'd actually talk about it if I actually -got- sex. Or post at all, really. Because I'd be having sex you see.
Eight walks in eight innings ain't gonna make Hank a happy boy.
I am currently in a large healthcare market research company. I do not like what I do. I do like the people but it's not enough.
I work long fucking hours and I am underpaid.
As for what I want to do, well I'm trying to figure that out right now.
The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.
I have better buttons to push.
I think it's a prestige class from the Book of Erotic Fantasy.
I won't, but the urge is there.
Epic Destiny.
Are you telegenic? Dress well, clean-cut and all that jazz? Because it sounds like you'd be more suited to PR work than what you're doing now. Ever write a press release before? Obviously it's a struggle right now with the economy as it is. If you're willing to relocate then that opens up a lot of options, but I assume you're looking for something at least within a few hours of your current location.
You'd need some experience in the field, something to put on your resume before you can land a solid long-term position, and there are usually a lot of non-profit organizations and small businesses looking for young, enthusiastic people willing to work on the cheap for a few years. Look at local credit unions, charities, small private schools, and especially religious organizations (the good ones are fantastic to work for).
I'm crazy enough to do this. In fact, I'll do it right now!
How hungry are you?
Bollocks.
Did you do that thing I told you to do?
I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.
Maybe you should get a nice delicious salad. With bacon.
The masturbating thing?
I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.
That sounds like a ridiculous idea!
The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.
Aaaaah, sorry :lol: I actually did try it and I was a bit to hectically minded at the time I think but it did take an edge off. I might try actually, I'll stick around for ten to keep the mind occupied then try. The problem with the meditative state thing is I'm one of those people who thinks too much when alone and I think my minds been wandering to my ex annoyingly lately.
Ridiculously delicious!
It's not the sort of thing you can just jump into whenever you feel stressed; you need to train yourself, over a period of several weeks, to enter a meditative state on command. You need to practice every day if possible, if only for 15 minutes or so, when you are calm and not already feeling stressed out. Eventually you'll get to the point where, even when you're feeling awful, you can relax yourself and clear your head. It's just like training a muscle, you need to work on it, a little at a time and stick with it.
a fading melody - my indie platformer for the xbox 360
Mike, send me a PM or something and I'll see if I can think of any good ideas. I've helped a few people find some direction before, maybe we'll get lucky and I'll come up with something that might fit.
EDIT: Urgh... hold on guys, let me see if I can find it...