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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There is a fair possibility that I will have sex in the next ten years, likely multiple times.
    hi5

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Haha theeeee Yankees looooose

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Haha theeeee Yankees looooose

    Eight walks in eight innings ain't gonna make Hank a happy boy.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    So, Wikipedia apparently has articles on both "Nontheism" and "Irreligion".

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quarter-life crisis, huh?

    Any idea what kind of direction you want to go in? Could you see yourself teaching (requires a lot of patience) or working in marketing/public relations (are you outgoing and personable) or do you have a particular hobby or interest that you would enjoy doing for a living?

    Gotta give us something to work with, here.

    I am currently in a large healthcare market research company. I do not like what I do. I do like the people but it's not enough.

    I work long fucking hours and I am underpaid.

    As for what I want to do, well I'm trying to figure that out right now. :( I like to write, I'm good with people, I love science but am terrible at math, I love composing and record engineering but it's hard to make a living in that.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    I don't think I'd actually talk about it if I actually -got- sex. Or post at all, really. Because I'd be having sex you see.

    The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    I don't think I'd actually talk about it if I actually -got- sex. Or post at all, really. Because I'd be having sex you see.

    The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.
    is sexmaster a class in dnd

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.

    I have better buttons to push.

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  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    I don't think I'd actually talk about it if I actually -got- sex. Or post at all, really. Because I'd be having sex you see.

    The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.
    is sexmaster a class in dnd

    I think it's a prestige class from the Book of Erotic Fantasy.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have an urge to report this [chat] OP for awesome.

    I won't, but the urge is there.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    is sexmaster a class in dnd

    Epic Destiny.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    never ever read the youtube comments on a brokencyde video

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Quarter-life crisis, huh?

    Any idea what kind of direction you want to go in? Could you see yourself teaching (requires a lot of patience) or working in marketing/public relations (are you outgoing and personable) or do you have a particular hobby or interest that you would enjoy doing for a living?

    Gotta give us something to work with, here.

    I am currently in a large healthcare market research company. I do not like what I do. I do like the people but it's not enough.

    I work long fucking hours and I am underpaid.

    As for what I want to do, well I'm trying to figure that out right now. :( I like to write, I'm good with people, I love science but am terrible at math, I love composing and record engineering but it's hard to make a living in that.

    Are you telegenic? Dress well, clean-cut and all that jazz? Because it sounds like you'd be more suited to PR work than what you're doing now. Ever write a press release before? Obviously it's a struggle right now with the economy as it is. If you're willing to relocate then that opens up a lot of options, but I assume you're looking for something at least within a few hours of your current location.

    You'd need some experience in the field, something to put on your resume before you can land a solid long-term position, and there are usually a lot of non-profit organizations and small businesses looking for young, enthusiastic people willing to work on the cheap for a few years. Look at local credit unions, charities, small private schools, and especially religious organizations (the good ones are fantastic to work for).

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    never ever read the youtube comments on a brokencyde video

    I'm crazy enough to do this. In fact, I'll do it right now!
    queeng922 (4 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    lol
    its like headbanger meets rapper
    creative
    sounds guud
    its unique and different
    so dont hate :)
    mjbxxhxc (35 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    this stuff cracks me up,
    absolutely horrible.
    xXxrainyemoxXx (36 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    hater
    xXxrainyemoxXx (36 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    whatever
    eatdogs (47 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    you sound like a douche...

    sorry.
    joelnadirlamdan (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    jajaja it's is amazing man is rap with sreamo and electronic dance

    is a combination amazing
    lellion7 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    lucky. ):
    eatdogs (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    satan is working in the music world. forget slayer and gorgorath. he is working with this band. THE WORST MUSIC ON THE PLANET...
    swizzle88711 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    Wow. Great music. It's a shame text can't convey sarcasm.
    x0x0AnnaCx0x0 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    ii loveee thiiisss soongg!<3333

  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    woohoo

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    O.O

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Maybe you should get a nice delicious salad. With bacon.

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Maybe you should get some nice delicious bacon. With salad.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Maybe you should get a nice delicious salad. With bacon.

    That sounds like a ridiculous idea!

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    :|

    The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    :|

    The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.

    Aaaaah, sorry <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" /> I actually did try it and I was a bit to hectically minded at the time I think but it did take an edge off. I might try actually, I'll stick around for ten to keep the mind occupied then try. The problem with the meditative state thing is I'm one of those people who thinks too much when alone and I think my minds been wandering to my ex annoyingly lately.

  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Maybe you should get a nice delicious salad. With bacon.

    That sounds like a ridiculous idea!

    Ridiculously delicious!

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    :|

    The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.

    Aaaaah, sorry <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" /> I actually did try it and I was a bit to hectically minded at the time I think but it did take an edge off. I might try actually, I'll stick around for ten to keep the mind occupied then try. The problem with the meditative state thing is I'm one of those people who thinks too much when alone and I think my minds been wandering to my ex annoyingly lately.

    It's not the sort of thing you can just jump into whenever you feel stressed; you need to train yourself, over a period of several weeks, to enter a meditative state on command. You need to practice every day if possible, if only for 15 minutes or so, when you are calm and not already feeling stressed out. Eventually you'll get to the point where, even when you're feeling awful, you can relax yourself and clear your head. It's just like training a muscle, you need to work on it, a little at a time and stick with it.

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  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm hungry.

    currently playing LoL: Polymath
    a fading melody - my indie platformer for the xbox 360
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey Zimmy how do you do that thing you do.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    :|

    The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.

    Aaaaah, sorry <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" /> I actually did try it and I was a bit to hectically minded at the time I think but it did take an edge off. I might try actually, I'll stick around for ten to keep the mind occupied then try. The problem with the meditative state thing is I'm one of those people who thinks too much when alone and I think my minds been wandering to my ex annoyingly lately.

    It's not the sort of thing you can just jump into whenever you feel stressed; you need to train yourself, over a period of several weeks, to enter a meditative state on command. You need to practice every day if possible, if only for 15 minutes or so, when you are calm and not already feeling stressed out. Eventually you'll get to the point where, even when you're feeling awful, you can relax yourself and clear your head. It's just like training a muscle, you need to work on it, a little at a time and stick with it.
    how do i do this i wanna do this

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Alright dudes, I think I'm done for tonight.

    Mike, send me a PM or something and I'll see if I can think of any good ideas. I've helped a few people find some direction before, maybe we'll get lucky and I'll come up with something that might fit.

    EDIT: Urgh... hold on guys, let me see if I can find it...

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Link to old post with basic meditation technique

    That's an extreme simplification of the technique involved; I did six months of biofeedback with a specialist to get to the point where I could do it easily, but the principles are pretty universal, I think. I guess you guys can always PM me with specific questions.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will look at that!

    Good night, Zim.

  • CorbiusCorbius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Teach us, Zen master Zim!

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Quarter-life crisis, huh?

    Any idea what kind of direction you want to go in? Could you see yourself teaching (requires a lot of patience) or working in marketing/public relations (are you outgoing and personable) or do you have a particular hobby or interest that you would enjoy doing for a living?

    Gotta give us something to work with, here.

    I am currently in a large healthcare market research company. I do not like what I do. I do like the people but it's not enough.

    I work long fucking hours and I am underpaid.

    As for what I want to do, well I'm trying to figure that out right now. :( I like to write, I'm good with people, I love science but am terrible at math, I love composing and record engineering but it's hard to make a living in that.

    Are you telegenic? Dress well, clean-cut and all that jazz? Because it sounds like you'd be more suited to PR work than what you're doing now. Ever write a press release before? Obviously it's a struggle right now with the economy as it is. If you're willing to relocate then that opens up a lot of options, but I assume you're looking for something at least within a few hours of your current location.

    You'd need some experience in the field, something to put on your resume before you can land a solid long-term position, and there are usually a lot of non-profit organizations and small businesses looking for young, enthusiastic people willing to work on the cheap for a few years. Look at local credit unions, charities, small private schools, and especially religious organizations (the good ones are fantastic to work for).
    I am not necessarily opposed to this, although one of the reasons I'm growing unbelievably sick of this job is the corporate sleaze and slick veneer of artificiality that's coating everything in the business world.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's going to be very sad if she turned off or lost her cell phone... :(

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Later dudes. Don't get frustrated if you don't get results right away, like I said it takes a while.

    If you really want to take a serious look at biofeedback but can't afford to see a specialist, check this out. It's a super-simplified version of the training equipment they use, and it does work if you keep at it.

    EDIT: Mike, hence my suggestion to take a look at small businesses and non-profit organizations. They don't pay as well, but you don't have the icky aftertaste of having sold out your principles. Personally I don't mind the corporate world at all, but I understand how it can bother a lot of people.

    OK, I'm done now. SERIOUS THIS TIME.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Damn Zim left I was gonna ask him how to bake a pretty cake.

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