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[Chat]zle my nizzle got these fuckin brizzles up in my mizzle like a fuckin grizzle

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Nope, still awful.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I fucking knew this would happen.

    Also, because last chat was locked before I could post this:
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Quizzy and Jewcar need to both get crazy monkey herpes so they will stop talking about their crazy womenz constantly.

    To keep things in context, I still haven't had sex since January 2002.

    So mostly I just have a steady stream of new frustrations.

    To keep things in context, my having sex tonight is well within the realm of possibility.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    God damn it Tav, your horrible taste knows no bounds.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man fuck this [chat]

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you all know you luvz it

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    It sucks especially because my [chat] idea was pretty great.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yesssssssss Tav.
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Quizzy and Jewcar need to both get crazy monkey herpes so they will stop talking about their crazy womenz constantly.

    To keep things in context, I still haven't had sex since January 2002.

    So mostly I just have a steady stream of new frustrations.

    Yeah, I know, and I do feel for ya there. Been over two years since I've had sex, just leading off various bases since then.

    It's really an ongoing joke more than anything. You and Quizzy.

    And Elki with his fucking dancers. If he's not fucking at least half those bitches I swear to god I will break him.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking knew this would happen.

    Also, because last chat was locked before I could post this:
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Quizzy and Jewcar need to both get crazy monkey herpes so they will stop talking about their crazy womenz constantly.

    To keep things in context, I still haven't had sex since January 2002.

    So mostly I just have a steady stream of new frustrations.

    To keep things in context, my having sex tonight is well within the realm of possibility.

    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hahaha Bro ken cyde.

    Ahahaha that is way funnier than it should be.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think it's supposed to be a joke. It's a joke, yes.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm having sex right now

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    Yeah, but you're married so who cares.

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh bad music, will you ever go away?

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There is a fair possibility that I will have sex in the next ten years, likely multiple times.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    Yeah, but you're married so who cares.

    His wife probably isn't very happy about it.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    To keep things in context, my having sex tonight is well within the realm of possibility.

    *fist shake*

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  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There is a fair possibility that I will have sex in the next ten years, likely multiple times.

    :winky:

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pass the mo'fucking crunk juice

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    I don't think I'd actually talk about it if I actually -got- sex. Or post at all, really. Because I'd be having sex you see.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    There is a fair possibility that I will have sex in the next ten years, likely multiple times.
    hi5

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Haha theeeee Yankees looooose

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Haha theeeee Yankees looooose

    Eight walks in eight innings ain't gonna make Hank a happy boy.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    So, Wikipedia apparently has articles on both "Nontheism" and "Irreligion".

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quarter-life crisis, huh?

    Any idea what kind of direction you want to go in? Could you see yourself teaching (requires a lot of patience) or working in marketing/public relations (are you outgoing and personable) or do you have a particular hobby or interest that you would enjoy doing for a living?

    Gotta give us something to work with, here.

    I am currently in a large healthcare market research company. I do not like what I do. I do like the people but it's not enough.

    I work long fucking hours and I am underpaid.

    As for what I want to do, well I'm trying to figure that out right now. :( I like to write, I'm good with people, I love science but am terrible at math, I love composing and record engineering but it's hard to make a living in that.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    I don't think I'd actually talk about it if I actually -got- sex. Or post at all, really. Because I'd be having sex you see.

    The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    I don't think I'd actually talk about it if I actually -got- sex. Or post at all, really. Because I'd be having sex you see.

    The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.
    is sexmaster a class in dnd

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.

    I have better buttons to push.

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  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    To put it further in perspective some of us have sex all the time and don't feel the need to post about it.

    I don't think I'd actually talk about it if I actually -got- sex. Or post at all, really. Because I'd be having sex you see.

    The best sexmasters can tweet during the act.
    is sexmaster a class in dnd

    I think it's a prestige class from the Book of Erotic Fantasy.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have an urge to report this [chat] OP for awesome.

    I won't, but the urge is there.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    is sexmaster a class in dnd

    Epic Destiny.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    never ever read the youtube comments on a brokencyde video

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Quarter-life crisis, huh?

    Any idea what kind of direction you want to go in? Could you see yourself teaching (requires a lot of patience) or working in marketing/public relations (are you outgoing and personable) or do you have a particular hobby or interest that you would enjoy doing for a living?

    Gotta give us something to work with, here.

    I am currently in a large healthcare market research company. I do not like what I do. I do like the people but it's not enough.

    I work long fucking hours and I am underpaid.

    As for what I want to do, well I'm trying to figure that out right now. :( I like to write, I'm good with people, I love science but am terrible at math, I love composing and record engineering but it's hard to make a living in that.

    Are you telegenic? Dress well, clean-cut and all that jazz? Because it sounds like you'd be more suited to PR work than what you're doing now. Ever write a press release before? Obviously it's a struggle right now with the economy as it is. If you're willing to relocate then that opens up a lot of options, but I assume you're looking for something at least within a few hours of your current location.

    You'd need some experience in the field, something to put on your resume before you can land a solid long-term position, and there are usually a lot of non-profit organizations and small businesses looking for young, enthusiastic people willing to work on the cheap for a few years. Look at local credit unions, charities, small private schools, and especially religious organizations (the good ones are fantastic to work for).

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    never ever read the youtube comments on a brokencyde video

    I'm crazy enough to do this. In fact, I'll do it right now!
    queeng922 (4 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    lol
    its like headbanger meets rapper
    creative
    sounds guud
    its unique and different
    so dont hate :)
    mjbxxhxc (35 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    this stuff cracks me up,
    absolutely horrible.
    xXxrainyemoxXx (36 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    hater
    xXxrainyemoxXx (36 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    whatever
    eatdogs (47 minutes ago) 0 Reply
    you sound like a douche...

    sorry.
    joelnadirlamdan (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    jajaja it's is amazing man is rap with sreamo and electronic dance

    is a combination amazing
    lellion7 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    lucky. ):
    eatdogs (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    satan is working in the music world. forget slayer and gorgorath. he is working with this band. THE WORST MUSIC ON THE PLANET...
    swizzle88711 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    Wow. Great music. It's a shame text can't convey sarcasm.
    x0x0AnnaCx0x0 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
    ii loveee thiiisss soongg!<3333

  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    woohoo

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

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