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BROQUEST

George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like ClockworkRegistered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
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Welcome to BroQuest!

Do you wish to start a [N]ew game?
>n

You awake in your crowded and cluttered dorm room, you see sunlight coming from the cracks in the blinds, it must be afternoon.
Your friends TREVOR and TODD are passed out on the futon, the BEER BONG still clutched in TREVOR'S hands; both are shirtless and look totally gay, bro.
You are wearing a COLLARED SHIRT; COLLAR currently UN-POPPED, and BASEBALL HAT; currently on BACKWARDS.
In your possession are the following items:
Some TOTALLY DANK NUGS
That rad BONG that TREVOR got you for your Birthday
Your WALLET, its only contents your SIGMA ALPHA RHO MEMBERSHIP CARD

Obvious exits are WEST and NORTH.
What do you do?

>|

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    > Pop my collar and smoke a bowl.

    <3 on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Scope out north and west in an attempt to find a grocery store that sells natty ice.
    >Score some Natty ice

    Swill on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    > Pop my collar and smoke a bowl.

    You POP THAT COLLAR, SON, giving you +5 CHARISMA and -10 INTELLIGENCE.
    You pack that bowl and LIGHT THAT SHIT UP, time passes
    In your TOTALLY RAD HIGH, you stumble out the door WEST and into the dorm hall, on your way grabbing your pair of MIRRORED AVIATORS.
    The hall runs NORTH and SOUTH
    >|

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  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Search for some boobage to dispell the gay rumors

    Tasteicle on
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    > head North to find some hot babes

    That Dave Fella on
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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >get ye keg

    simo on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    who the fuck needs intelligence?

    >Go NORTH whilst giving all the ladies that Fonz look.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    - 10 intelligence?

    broquest, more like brokest

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That Dave Fella wrote: »
    > head North to find some hot babes

    You head NORTH down the hallway, reaching a stairwell, on your way passing that FRESHMEN CHICK YOU TOTALLY POUNDED AT THAT ONE PARTY, DUDE. She looks at you hopefully, wondering if you'll start a conversation with her. Your WILLPOWER goes down by 1, as your insatiable appetite for RUDE TITTAYS rises.
    >|

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Worthless Lurker, you used to make good games, but now you are just selling out, man.

    Swill on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Turn baseball cape sideways.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    > "Bro" not funny any more

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  • sligmastasligmasta Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >enter jeep
    >check for extra pollo

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    > you distract her by shining light from your sick aviators in her eyes and grab a feel while continuing your journey north looking for a sick kegger

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Immediately grab that FRESHMAN CHICK YOU TOTALLY POUNDED AT THAT ONE PARTY, DUDE's ass.


    Either that or

    > Say, "Sup."

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Exit Game

    >Play BluntQuest

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Meta T. Dust wrote: »
    >Exit Game

    >Play BluntQuest

    oh shit bluntquest

    yes please

    Nuzak on
  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    thank god you're all boring internet cynics

    ack on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Speed Racer wrote: »
    >Turn baseball cape sideways.

    You TURN THAT RIM SIDEWAYS, granting you +5 to DUUUDE but -2 to EYE PROTECTION. The hat no longer protecting you from the TOTALLY BRIGHT lights above, you are momentarily blinded, and you stumble down a flight of steps.
    As you regain your sight, you see THE RA standing in front of you, that guy is a total DOUCHEBAG.
    He wants to know IF YOU ARE FUCKING HIGH BECAUSE HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE
    >|

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Kill the RA in cold BLOOD

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Acquire cheetohs, spill cheetohs

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >post on internet

    ack on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Meta T. Dust wrote: »
    >Kill the RA in cold BLOOD

    You break your BONG over the stair rail, and attack the RA with the shattered glass, he struggles, but is soon silent, as he bleeds slowly out.
    You now have in your possession A DEAD FUCKING BODY HOLY SHIT MAN

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Get UP like you meant to fall down the stairs. Then FLIP OFF THAT DOUCHEBAG RA then RUN.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ack wrote: »
    >post on internet

    >play broquest

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well fine fuck you then

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Well fine fuck you then

    killing the RA was a cool move anyway

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >search for witnesses

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    > touch DEAD FUCKING BODY intimately

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >BRONIQUE->Detect Bros->AT NORTH

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >blame MURDER on THAT FRESHMAN CHICK YOU TOTALLY POUNDED THAT ONE NIGHT, DUDE.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    actually

    >(I)nventory

    where the fuck are my keys, man?

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    did you guys play that thing

    the game where you don't poop your pants

    ack on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    >Broquest takes a turn for the Brorst

    >Appease your gods with prayer now for all the popped collars in the world cannot save you.

    >Commit Suicide with Remnants of BONG

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ack wrote: »
    did you guys play that thing

    the game where you don't poop your pants

    life?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    >search for witnesses

    You look around, trying to find out if anyone saw you pull that TOTALLY FUCKING NINJA SHIT, MAN.
    As you look up you see that FRESHMEN CHICK YOU TOTALLY POUNDED AT THAT ONE PARTY, DUDE, she has a look of absolute horror on her face as she looks upon the scene. You notice that she still seems as if she would do anything to be with you again.
    Your shoes are now COVERED IN BLOOD SHIT, MAN. Your STYLIN goes down by 3.
    >|

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ack wrote: »
    did you guys play that thing

    the game where you don't poop your pants

    Don't Shit Your Pants is a great game


    Gonna give you dudes a link

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wow hey, this seems familiar.

    Oh wait, that's right

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=86703&page=8

    Great job fuck stick.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Wow hey, this seems familiar.

    Oh wait, that's right

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=86703&page=8

    Great job fuck stick.

    My inspiration.

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fuck stick

    "fuck stick"

    ack on
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