I was 2 when I asked my mom where babies came from. And she told me. Apparently my response was "huh, I should try that with Bob" (a friend) And she laughed.
I was always confused by some of the messed up theories people had about "it" in elementary school. I can't remember not knowing the basics of sex.
I hope you meant 12, because if you were 2 when you asked these things, and decided to have a go at Bob, you would be a fucked up mutant baby.
Now my story. When I was 7, my mom met this guy (who is now my stepdad), and my brother, mom and I moved in to his place. They used to "sleep" until like 1 in the afternoon, so if the phone rang, me or my brother had to answer it, and let them know the phone was for one of them. Well one morning the phone rang, it was for my stepdad so I went to their bedroom to give it to him. Only he was giving it to my mom. They had no door, and the bed was in clear sight, but luckily it was around the time waterbeds were popular as my mom was sunk in the bed so I didn't see anything. The worst part is, I just stood there, and stared at the horror. After about 5 seconds, which seemed like an hour, my stepdad finally yelled "WHAT!" and all I could say was "phone...". I promptly set it down on the floor and walked away.
They always used to do it late in the night when they thought we were asleep, only I have always had problems sleeping, and their room was right next to ours. I used to envy my brother being able to sleep through a thunderstorm, while I layed there listening to the horrors of my mom getting plowed. Now that I think about it, my parents are dicks.
I was 2 when I asked my mom where babies came from. And she told me. Apparently my response was "huh, I should try that with Bob" (a friend) And she laughed.
I was always confused by some of the messed up theories people had about "it" in elementary school. I can't remember not knowing the basics of sex.
I hope you meant 12, because if you were 2 when you asked these things, and decided to have a go at Bob, you would be a fucked up mutant baby.
I think she probably did mean 2, based on both the mom's reaction and the statement about not remembering not knowing the basics of sex.
I don't recall either, but I know it happened later than 2 years old since cognitive development would prevent the formulation of complex sentences and understanding. If your parents are nonchalant about it there's no reason it would really stick out in your mind (and you probably learned about it as soon as you had the urge to ask so there's no defining memory to link it to). It'd end up right there with other complicated questions kids usually ask: "how do I do my taxes," "what's up with car insurance," or any other of a multitude of complex subjects that parents end up explaining (or philosophical 'meaning of life' type discussions if you've got cool parents).
Most people don't remember the specifics of those because parents are generally glad to impart that sort of knowledge (unless you've got lazy or bad parents or kids who don't care), whereas "sex is bad, mmm'kay" fits for most of them.
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I was 2 when I asked my mom where babies came from. And she told me. Apparently my response was "huh, I should try that with Bob" (a friend) And she laughed.
I was always confused by some of the messed up theories people had about "it" in elementary school. I can't remember not knowing the basics of sex.
I hope you meant 12, because if you were 2 when you asked these things, and decided to have a go at Bob, you would be a fucked up mutant baby.
Yes I meant 2. No I don't remember this but my mom thinks it is a funny story to tell. No, nothing happened with Bob. It is a normal young child response to want to do anything they hear about, that doesn't mean they actually do.
Yeah, if that had happened when I was 12 I think my mom would have locked me in my room for several years.
And we had locks on all of the bedroom doors in the house I grew up in (built in 1983) and most of my friends did too.
EDIT: The embarrassing part about this is that my mom thinks it is such a cute story that she used to tell it to all of my boyfriends that she met.
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Hahaha I remember reading Dean Koontz books in middle school. There was some book he wrote where a guy was putting mind control drugs in the water supply and then using it to rape a bunch of women, kill people, whatev. I learned some things a 12 year old maybe shouldn't know .
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I had the misfortune of learning about sex from erotic story bulletin boards when I was around 9-11 years old.
Unfortunately, i was not aware at the time, but it turned out I was on more fringe boards... Needless to say, shitting on your first girlfriends chest is not as acceptable as one could be lead to believe.
Hahaha I remember reading Dean Koontz books in middle school. There was some book he wrote where a guy was putting mind control drugs in the water supply and then using it to rape a bunch of women, kill people, whatev. I learned some things a 12 year old maybe shouldn't know .
I had the misfortune of learning about sex from erotic story bulletin boards when I was around 9-11 years old.
Unfortunately, i was not aware at the time, but it turned out I was on more fringe boards... Needless to say, shitting on your first girlfriends chest is not as acceptable as one could be lead to believe.
Did you...really...
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I had the misfortune of learning about sex from erotic story bulletin boards when I was around 9-11 years old.
Unfortunately, i was not aware at the time, but it turned out I was on more fringe boards... Needless to say, shitting on your first girlfriends chest is not as acceptable as one could be lead to believe.
wut?
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I had the misfortune of learning about sex from erotic story bulletin boards when I was around 9-11 years old.
Unfortunately, i was not aware at the time, but it turned out I was on more fringe boards... Needless to say, shitting on your first girlfriends chest is not as acceptable as one could be lead to believe.
That one is the exception. I don't want to hear about your latest poop-baby, but I am wondering how exactly an 11 year old boy drops a shit onto his girlfriend and explains it as okay.
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That one is the exception. I don't want to hear about your latest poop-baby, but I am wondering how exactly an 11 year old boy drops a shit onto his girlfriend and explains it as okay.
That one is the exception. I don't want to hear about your latest poop-baby, but I am wondering how exactly an 11 year old boy drops a shit onto his girlfriend and explains it as okay.
It's okay baby, I love you?
Kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrplop?
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I hope you meant 12, because if you were 2 when you asked these things, and decided to have a go at Bob, you would be a fucked up mutant baby.
Now my story. When I was 7, my mom met this guy (who is now my stepdad), and my brother, mom and I moved in to his place. They used to "sleep" until like 1 in the afternoon, so if the phone rang, me or my brother had to answer it, and let them know the phone was for one of them. Well one morning the phone rang, it was for my stepdad so I went to their bedroom to give it to him. Only he was giving it to my mom. They had no door, and the bed was in clear sight, but luckily it was around the time waterbeds were popular as my mom was sunk in the bed so I didn't see anything. The worst part is, I just stood there, and stared at the horror. After about 5 seconds, which seemed like an hour, my stepdad finally yelled "WHAT!" and all I could say was "phone...". I promptly set it down on the floor and walked away.
They always used to do it late in the night when they thought we were asleep, only I have always had problems sleeping, and their room was right next to ours. I used to envy my brother being able to sleep through a thunderstorm, while I layed there listening to the horrors of my mom getting plowed. Now that I think about it, my parents are dicks.
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I think she probably did mean 2, based on both the mom's reaction and the statement about not remembering not knowing the basics of sex.
Most people don't remember the specifics of those because parents are generally glad to impart that sort of knowledge (unless you've got lazy or bad parents or kids who don't care), whereas "sex is bad, mmm'kay" fits for most of them.
I have and maintain locks on all my interior rooms.
IF the zombies breech the interior its the only chance I have to slow them down as I gather the ammo, set the charges, and make my escape through the underground tunnel.
Yes I meant 2. No I don't remember this but my mom thinks it is a funny story to tell. No, nothing happened with Bob. It is a normal young child response to want to do anything they hear about, that doesn't mean they actually do.
Yeah, if that had happened when I was 12 I think my mom would have locked me in my room for several years.
And we had locks on all of the bedroom doors in the house I grew up in (built in 1983) and most of my friends did too.
EDIT: The embarrassing part about this is that my mom thinks it is such a cute story that she used to tell it to all of my boyfriends that she met.
so ah...next penny arcade meet up...
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You convince my husband that threesomes with two guys involved are a good thing and we have a deal :winky:
Hahaha I remember reading Dean Koontz books in middle school. There was some book he wrote where a guy was putting mind control drugs in the water supply and then using it to rape a bunch of women, kill people, whatev. I learned some things a 12 year old maybe shouldn't know .
Unfortunately, i was not aware at the time, but it turned out I was on more fringe boards... Needless to say, shitting on your first girlfriends chest is not as acceptable as one could be lead to believe.
Yes, that was the book.
Did you...really...
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At least it wasn't from Stephen King novels. He always has to have one scene.
wut?
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For some reason, I need to know.
You can't handle the truth!
What am I saying. Of course we do.
It's okay baby, I love you?
Kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrplop?
I certainly did :winky:
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I just lol'ed hardcore.
Here's the original if you want it.
Or is that 'shat'?
Is there a past tense for 'shit'? These questions need answering.
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Those questions are less important than you telling your story. Don't be a cocktease :winky: