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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    HEY GUYS I'M GOOD AT SPORTS SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER AND ALL ITS LITERARY SUBTLETIES!

    I'M JUST GONNA GO BANG SOME CHEERLEADERS INSTEAD OKAY?

    MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU?

  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    This is a spoiler for Disgaea but if you've paid any attention to Disgaea 2 or any of the merchandising or shit...

    well...

    it's like calling "jesus dies" a spoiler

    but anyway
    In the "good" ending of the first Disgaea, Flonne turns into a demon and becomes Laharl's girlfriend. Her angel wings turn into little bat wings and her blue ribbons turn red.

    ^ this is for Cenj's benefit because seriously jesus dies and rosebud is a sled

    For some reason this strikes me as adorable.

    It's all kinds of awwwwwwwwwww

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Screw you pita haters.

    Just for that I am going to go get myself a pita.

    fuck gendered marketing
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    HEY GUYS I'M GOOD AT SPORTS SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER AND ALL ITS LITERARY SUBTLETIES!

    I'M JUST GONNA GO BANG SOME CHEERLEADERS INSTEAD OKAY?

    You're not presenting a very good balance here.

    Harry Potter vs Seckkxxy Tiem

    hmmmm

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    HEY GUYS I'M GOOD AT SPORTS SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER AND ALL ITS LITERARY SUBTLETIES!

    I'M JUST GONNA GO BANG SOME CHEERLEADERS INSTEAD OKAY?

    MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU?

    OF COURSE! BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO THROW THE PIG SKIN AROUND AND THEN SLAP EACH OTHER ON THE ASS BUT ITS NOT GAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD AT SPORTS.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's really not worth getting frustrated over Quizzy. It's just one man's opinion.

    I don't like people who who are all like. "AW YEAH I AM GONNA GET DAT HALO DAWG. MAN MASTER CHIEF IS MY DAWG MAN MY DAWG."

    I don't accept them as my part of my reality.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Hrm. Difficult decision. I'll have to just add up my ideal orders and see which is cheaper.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    HEY GUYS I'M GOOD AT SPORTS SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER AND ALL ITS LITERARY SUBTLETIES!

    I'M JUST GONNA GO BANG SOME CHEERLEADERS INSTEAD OKAY?

    MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU?

    OF COURSE! BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO THROW THE PIG SKIN AROUND AND THEN SLAP EACH OTHER ON THE ASS BUT ITS NOT GAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD AT SPORTS.

    IT KEEPS OUR BUNS FIRM AND AERODYNAMIC FOR THE BIG GAME THIS WEEKEND

  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Screw you pita haters.

    Just for that I am going to go get myself a pita.

    Pita is awesome.

    Now I want to go to the local Lebanese place that makes fresh pita everyday and has homemade hummus for it.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh god... OH GOD NO!

    Look upon this spoiler with despair.

    EPSN1557-DisFlonne.jpg

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sigh...

    goodbye [chat] i need to go cleanse

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    It's really not worth getting frustrated over Quizzy. It's just one man's opinion.

    I don't like people who who are all like. "AW YEAH I AM GONNA GET DAT HALO DAWG. MAN MASTER CHIEF IS MY DAWG MAN MY DAWG."

    I don't accept them as my part of my reality.

    I'm not frustrated, I'm grinning like an idiot in front of my computer.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    HEY GUYS I'M GOOD AT SPORTS SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER AND ALL ITS LITERARY SUBTLETIES!

    I'M JUST GONNA GO BANG SOME CHEERLEADERS INSTEAD OKAY?

    MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU?

    OF COURSE! BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO THROW THE PIG SKIN AROUND AND THEN SLAP EACH OTHER ON THE ASS BUT ITS NOT GAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD AT SPORTS.

    I'M GONNA TACKLE YOU AND LAY ON YOUR FOR A FEW SECONDS LONGER THAN APPROPRIATE. WHEN I GET OFF YOU, I'LL "ACCIDENTLY" FONDLE YOUR JUNK AND THEN OFFER TO SUCK YOU OFF.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    HEY GUYS I'M GOOD AT SPORTS SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER AND ALL ITS LITERARY SUBTLETIES!

    I'M JUST GONNA GO BANG SOME CHEERLEADERS INSTEAD OKAY?

    MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU?

    OF COURSE! BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO THROW THE PIG SKIN AROUND AND THEN SLAP EACH OTHER ON THE ASS BUT ITS NOT GAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD AT SPORTS.

    I'M GONNA TACKLE YOU AND LAY ON YOUR FOR A FEW SECONDS LONGER THAN APPROPRIATE. WHEN I GET OFF YOU, I'LL "ACCIDENTLY" FONDLE YOUR JUNK AND THEN OFFER TO SUCK YOU OFF.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    But seriously, pretending to understand fantasy and scifi?

    Oh, because it's so fucking hard to understand those concepts

    Jesus christ.
    Just let it go. This is like trying to convince Obs he's an asshole for his views on gay marriage.

    Wow that's not a fair comparison at all. That's borderline godwining.

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Isn't Harry Potter like the most mainstream book of the last few decades?

    Also Preach what even, how do you find all this crap?

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    HEY GUYS I'M GOOD AT SPORTS SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER AND ALL ITS LITERARY SUBTLETIES!

    I'M JUST GONNA GO BANG SOME CHEERLEADERS INSTEAD OKAY?

    MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU?

    OF COURSE! BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO THROW THE PIG SKIN AROUND AND THEN SLAP EACH OTHER ON THE ASS BUT ITS NOT GAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD AT SPORTS.

    I'M GONNA TACKLE YOU AND LAY ON YOUR FOR A FEW SECONDS LONGER THAN APPROPRIATE. WHEN I GET OFF YOU, I'LL "ACCIDENTLY" FONDLE YOUR JUNK AND THEN OFFER TO SUCK YOU OFF.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM

    I can't see that video at work. Please describe it to me as though I were a blind man.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Isn't Harry Potter like the most mainstream book of the last few decades?

    Also Preach what even, how do you find all this crap?

    Sloppy cosplay is not hard to find man.

    Oh man, I love sloppy cosplay threads.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Isn't Harry Potter like the most mainstream book of the last few decades?

    Also Preach what even, how do you find all this crap?

    I followed Ferals advice and Gis'd flonne. I unearthed that. I feel unclean. I have some eyebleach I can PM you.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Actually, come to think of it, that chinese place is awful. And the other chinese place can't understand my order. I'm getting pitas. Gyro-pitas.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    They subvert that a little. Laharl and co. encounter some succubi with very large breasts and Laharl reveals he's repulsed by big tits.

    Naturally this leads Flonne and Etna to notice that he's not repulsed by them and they become very self-conscious about their mutual flat-chestedness.

    It's a great scene.

    Oh god that sounds hillarious.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gyropitas? It would be incorrect to say that is redundant but it's pretty much understood that a Gyro IS a pita based product.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    HEY GUYS I'M GOOD AT SPORTS SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER AND ALL ITS LITERARY SUBTLETIES!

    I'M JUST GONNA GO BANG SOME CHEERLEADERS INSTEAD OKAY?

    MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU?

    OF COURSE! BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO THROW THE PIG SKIN AROUND AND THEN SLAP EACH OTHER ON THE ASS BUT ITS NOT GAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD AT SPORTS.

    I'M GONNA TACKLE YOU AND LAY ON YOUR FOR A FEW SECONDS LONGER THAN APPROPRIATE. WHEN I GET OFF YOU, I'LL "ACCIDENTLY" FONDLE YOUR JUNK AND THEN OFFER TO SUCK YOU OFF.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM

    I can't see that video at work. Please describe it to me as though I were a blind man.
    Hello,
    Hi, Do you wanna go to a party with me?
    No, the games on.
    O, I almost forgot, I'll be right there.

    We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
    From shooting hoops, to the super bowl.
    We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
    Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

    The Game is startin, everyone is here,
    I got my snacks, my friends and a beer.
    Just two normal guys hangin out, having fun,
    Right Guy number two?
    Yea Guy number one.
    "E" to the "S" to the "P" to the "N",
    Is all I watch 'cause I'm the man.
    If my team loses I'll be mean all night
    If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight.
    Watching sports with girls is a pain,
    They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain.
    Single, Double, Triple, Home run.
    For the celebration I'll shoot my gun.
    I Like my friend he's a real guys guy,
    He's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole Steve.

    We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
    From Wimbeldon, to the Astrodome.
    We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
    Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

    Now when I say sports, you say nuts.
    Sports-Nuts, Sports-Nuts
    When I say cheating, you say sucks.
    Cheating-Sucks, Cheating-Sucks

    I drink whisky because I like the taste,
    You think it's bitter, but I think it's great.
    I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
    Don't believe me? Smell our cars.
    We're real men, and we like sports,
    If you say that we're not then we'll see you in court
    I'm team captain, and I choose you,
    I'm the other team captain and I choose you, too.
    We steal the ball, and we're off to the races,
    Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces.
    Like:
    What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What.

    We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
    From the pre-game jokes, to the rap-up show.
    We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
    Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

    Throm me the baseball,
    Now toss me the pigskin,
    Now feed me the rock,
    Now give me the rock.

    there are guys. saying these things. in a rap style. making funny images. because they seem to be nerd like. and they are implying that sports are not acceptable.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Surprise surprise...

  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I did not advise you to GIS jack shit.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Actually, come to think of it, that chinese place is awful. And the other chinese place can't understand my order. I'm getting pitas. Gyro-pitas.

    Mistake.

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  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    They subvert that a little. Laharl and co. encounter some succubi with very large breasts and Laharl reveals he's repulsed by big tits.

    Naturally this leads Flonne and Etna to notice that he's not repulsed by them and they become very self-conscious about their mutual flat-chestedness.

    It's a great scene.

    Oh god that sounds hillarious.

    I don't usually like the storylines of video games but Disgaea 1 had a good one.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm in Drez's gate.

    Make of that what you will.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I did not advise you to GIS jack shit.

    What kind of madman GISes child-like female anime characters.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I did not advise you to GIS jack shit.

    Lies you were all "go for it preacher GIS that with safe search off I DARE YOU!" and I'm like "Oh no Feral it will be horrible." and you were "DO IT BITCH GIS IT NOW!"

  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Isn't Harry Potter like the most mainstream book of the last few decades?

    Also Preach what even, how do you find all this crap?

    I followed Ferals advice and Gis'd flonne. I unearthed that. I feel unclean. I have some eyebleach I can PM you.

    I'm really glad I didn't click that spoiler.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't usually like the storylines of video games but Disgaea 1 had a good one.

    It helps that it's a game about the bad guys. Villains are usually more interesting than heroes.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Surpringly outside of well that, most of the pictures were just Flonne from the game or artwork no weird hentai.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I dunno both Flonne and Eitna had a very younger girl aspect to their characters that bordered on a Hansen.

    ummm
    It's a JRPG

    They subvert that a little. Laharl and co. encounter some succubi with very large breasts and Laharl reveals he's repulsed by big tits.

    Naturally this leads Flonne and Etna to notice that he's not repulsed by them and they become very self-conscious about their mutual flat-chestedness.

    It's a great scene.

    Wait, I was just playing Disgea the other day. Laharl wasn't repulsed by the sucubi they made him hells of nervous and self conscious. EG: He was into them.

  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I own Disgaea 2 but I haven't played it because I don't have the first one

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't usually like the storylines of video games but Disgaea 1 had a good one.

    It helps that it's a game about the bad guys. Villains are usually more interesting than heroes.

    Only with lazy writers. So video games its mostly true because the writers don't bother to write much motivation for the hero outside of "YOU'RE HEROIC!"

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey Preach
    non_japanese_cosplay.jpg

    (googling soppy cosplay brings up so many hits from our thread)

    p.s. pm me

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh god... OH GOD NO!

    Look upon this spoiler with despair.

    EPSN1557-DisFlonne.jpg

    HAWT

    fuck gendered marketing
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Hey Preach
    non_japanese_cosplay.jpg

    (googling soppy cosplay brings up so many hits from our thread)

    p.s. pm me

    Oh god... its like she ate a marshmellow factory.

  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Basically I wantto know if I can/should play 2 without having played 1

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