Parkour seems like a sport criminals would want to learn.
Or people who want to have higher chances to survive in a post apocalyptic scenario.
Goddamnit
gotta prepare for the zombie apocalypse dude!!!
let me tell you why I would use a shotgun instead of an ak, see, because the shotgun's got the force, see, of course I'd have my shaolin spade for backup and....
the best cross country practice we ever had was on some island where the coach was like "run around for a half hour, that'll probably be enough runnin' " and everyone proceded to run around much like a jackass through the woods.
Parkour seems like a sport criminals would want to learn.
Or people who want to have higher chances to survive in a post apocalyptic scenario.
Goddamnit
gotta prepare for the zombie apocalypse dude!!!
let me tell you why I would use a shotgun instead of an ak, see, because the shotgun's got the force, see, of course I'd have my shaolin spade for backup and....
I am covered in bruises. The most hilarious time was today though - somehow the picnic table had gotten all slippery, so when I went to punch off with my hands, they just slid - so I fly across the table at the speed of "oh god damnit"
right into my friends crotch - like he had stepped in to catch me, but instead my dome just kind of pulverized his nuts.
The pedophile joke was fine, but I'm enjoying the mental image of an athletic young man slamming feet first into an unawares toddler at speed. In a grim kind of way.
So has David Belle finally quit jumping around and gotten his smelly French ass a job?
I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.
So has David Belle finally quit jumping around and gotten his smelly French ass a job?
I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.
This doesn't make sense. People can have a job and do Parkour in their free time, just like any other activity.
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So has David Belle finally quit jumping around and gotten his smelly French ass a job?
I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.
This doesn't make sense. People can have a job and do Parkour in their free time, just like any other activity.
So has David Belle finally quit jumping around and gotten his smelly French ass a job?
I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.
This doesn't make sense. People can have a job and do Parkour in their free time, just like any other activity.
but they don't.
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Goddamnit
gotta prepare for the zombie apocalypse dude!!!
let me tell you why I would use a shotgun instead of an ak, see, because the shotgun's got the force, see, of course I'd have my shaolin spade for backup and....
ZOMBIES MAN
GOTTA BE PREPARED
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the same thing ALL of you would do
shit your pants and cry
HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHT
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the best cross country practice we ever had was on some island where the coach was like "run around for a half hour, that'll probably be enough runnin' " and everyone proceded to run around much like a jackass through the woods.
It's a well known fact that zombies can't jump.
actually, since a zombie has never existed, that's not a well known fact at all
noted
GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT
hey i used to do parkour in grades 9 and 10
i think i can still do all those vaults
i should get into this again this summer
okay
brb backflipping into your arms
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i went to a couple meets a few summers ago and they mostly hung around playgrounds
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do the meets usually end with the police turning up?
he was the main dude of parkour around these parts (maybe not anymore)
occasionally you are drawn back but realize that it was never really as good as it seemed
but otherwise
meh
I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.
This doesn't make sense. People can have a job and do Parkour in their free time, just like any other activity.
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FUCK
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it's annoying.