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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Seriously
    It would be nice if Heaven was like Judgment City in Defending Your Life
    A pleasant city where you can relax, eat as much as you want and play miniature golf
    But if I really think about it
    I really believe the afterlife is closer to an inexplicable transcendence of the physical plane and becoming a part of the great energy of God, without any physical form, memory or even individual identity
    That's cool too I guess
    But I'm really gonna miss Rolling Stones music
    The Stones make me feel cool
    I know I'm not cool
    But for three minutes I can feel that way when I listen to a Rolling Stones song
    I'm gonna miss that

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think of the afterlife as nothingness and that really scares me

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Defending your life is an awesome movie

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I know what you mean.

    The intro to "Sympathy for the Devil" makes me feel fucking awesome.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    don't be too worried

    it won't be much of an issue when you're dead

    that is the most horrifying part

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well if the afterlife is nothingness, start banging broads with wanton disregard for diseases for like 3 years then kill yourself mid-climax in a threesome

    go out the best way possible

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    UPDATE: MY FUNERAL WILL FEATURE BEAUTIFUL CELLIST GIRLS

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    man, this does get me thinking

    i am pretty fucking forgettable

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'd like a traditional wake, with the body there in the living room and everyone getting fucking tanked

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That is why I'm rather reluctant to cast off all association with religion and go straight atheist

    because then I would have to resign myself to there being nothing at all after death and I don't want to do that

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I want to be cremated and compressed into a gemstone

    when you shine a light through the gemstone, it will project a picture of my old-ass self flipping you off

    this will be given to the youngest child of one of my closest friends if I have died without family

    also I'm totally cool with there being no afterlife, but if there is I'm going to take it as a sign that the gloves are off and I can do whatever the fuck I want

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fari no beautiful girls will go to your funeral unless your mother/sister/aunt/grandmother/daughter/granddaughter is hot

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well if the afterlife is nothingness, start banging broads with wanton disregard for diseases for like 3 years then kill yourself mid-climax in a threesome

    go out the best way possible

    it scars them forever

    they can't hold down jobs

    one turns to prostitution, the other to suicide, in the same manner you chose

    and then bam

    unbreakable cycle of ritual suicide

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    That is why I'm rather reluctant to cast off all association with religion and go straight atheist

    because then I would have to resign myself to there being nothing at all after death and I don't want to do that

    this is why religions are successful

    fuck that

    go out like a warlord

    go for that scary shit, son

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't even want to be remembered. I just want to live.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    fari no beautiful girls will go to your funeral unless your mother/sister/aunt/grandmother/daughter/granddaughter is hot
    how do you figure

    my funeral will be hella blogged about bro

    hella blogged

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    anjin what is the best way to die

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fari no beautiful girls will go to your funeral unless your mother/sister/aunt/grandmother/daughter/granddaughter is hot
    how do you figure

    my funeral will be hella blogged about bro

    hella blogged

    who's gonna blog about you, chump?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And farewell to the girl with the sun in her eyes
    Can I kiss you, and then I'll be gone
    Can I kiss you, and then I'll be gone :whistle:

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fari no beautiful girls will go to your funeral unless your mother/sister/aunt/grandmother/daughter/granddaughter is hot
    how do you figure

    my funeral will be hella blogged about bro

    hella blogged

    who's gonna blog about you, chump?

    Presumably folks who know a lot of hot chicks.

    Maybe the beautiful girls are the people hired down in the red light district to put on his burlesque

    Gotta check if they're actually girls, of course, in that case

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The left pic in Fari's post is just about the hottest thing I've ever seen.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If I'm paying for hot cellists I'm hiring them for my birthday party, not my deathday party.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fari no beautiful girls will go to your funeral unless your mother/sister/aunt/grandmother/daughter/granddaughter is hot
    how do you figure

    my funeral will be hella blogged about bro

    hella blogged

    who's gonna blog about you, chump?

    Presumably folks who know a lot of hot chicks.

    Maybe the beautiful girls are the people hired down in the red light district to put on his burlesque

    Gotta check if they're actually girls, of course, in that case

    man, fari ain't popular enough to know about people who know hells of chicks

    the best he can expect at his funeral is the Hot Cops

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, the cello attracts hot chicks like nobody's business. I don't know why.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also
    Apparently Keith stopped posting so he could focus on police work
    Specifically to watch all of The Wire on Netflix

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    keith ain't done nothing to become a cop

    he's just being dumb

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    If I'm paying for hot cellists I'm hiring them for my birthday party, not my deathday party.
    i keep them on retainer

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    anjin what is the best way to die

    this is the ideal death

    there are way too many crazy men with swords in america for some reason

    the thing is, this guy in all likelihood had a replica sword

    they may look scary, but there is next to no threat from them

    so i'm trying to think off the top of my head how many swordsman have been shot in modern america

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Also
    Apparently Keith stopped posting so he could focus on police work
    Specifically to watch all of The Wire on Netflix

    The thought of Keith as a police officer just made me think of this man:
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    And I cannot stop giggling.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Did nobody understand my joke?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well imagine that man, but also a ginger and ugly.
    And kinda ponchy.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Well imagine that man, but also a ginger and ugly.
    And kinda ponchy.

    Man, what?!?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm assuming that what's best in life is also best in death.

    That said, I plan on dying while I crush my enemies and hear the lamentations of their women. I just have to work out the technical aspects.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    also hells of short

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And perpetually looking like a ninth grader.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    like, for every 8 dead american swordsman

    i'm trying to think of how many actually posed a threat

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sometimes I feel like I'm just a little too subtle in my humor

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My mind is completely blown right now.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    anjin what is the best way to die

    this is the ideal death

    there are way too many crazy men with swords in america for some reason

    the thing is, this guy in all likelihood had a replica sword

    they may look scary, but there is next to no threat from them

    so i'm trying to think off the top of my head how many swordsman have been shot in modern america
    that article is so weirdly written
    The shooting happened just east of a blue Dodge pickup, registered to Richard Robles, that was parked on the north side of K Street near the DoubleTree entrance.

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