Historically, yes, Jesus was Jewish, and Christianity was considered a sect of Judaism.
But Jesus' message was not just for the Jews, but for everyone (referred to as gentiles, meaning non-Jewish peoples). The whole second half of the New Testament is about that, including argument about whether or not it was necessary for gentiles to convert to Judaism first. Also, while Jesus referred to Jewish scripture often (because he was Jewish), he contradicted those laws just as often.
All that means is that "Oh hey lol everyone's a Jew now."
As for contradictions... fuck man, it's religion. Contradiction is what it DOES.
coupled with your lack of understanding of what I am saying, I am under the impression you've only ever bothered to read the old one.
1) Yes, I did, and my statement was accurate. Jesus simply expanded out of tribalism and said oh hey guys who actually have power in this world you should listen to me too not just these workers here.
2) I've read parts of both, enough to see the problems in them. They're both disgusting books, so I haven't read them through and through, hawt though Song of Solomon may be.
Interesting fact: many bookstores in Israel have special sections for the Pentateuch (what you Christians typically refer to as the stylized Old Testament, I suppose) and certain stores refuse to stock it in English (or any other languages of modernity). The funny thing is that the New Testament can be found in everything from Hebrew to Swahili. Don't get no respect. The whole Jewish-Christian relationship thing in Israel is odd.
Interesting fact: many bookstores in Israel have special sections for the Pentateuch (what you Christians typically refer to as the stylized Old Testament, I suppose) and certain stores refuse to stock it in English (or any other languages of modernity). The funny thing is that the New Testament can be found in everything from Hebrew to Swahili. Don't get no respect. The whole Jewish-Christian relationship thing in Israel is odd.
Most people don't hold fan-fic in very high regard.
Oh also the end boss of RE 5 is the worst end boss I've run across in the RE games ever. It's like they are making up for the end boss of 4 being fairly easy.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Being Spiderman is REALLY HARD. OK? Someone is always up in his grill trying to front. Or bad mouthing him in the newspaper.
Dude has had a hard knock life and all he wants is his feisty redhead.
And you know that spider man can probably do some freaky sex stuff.
I sat for a moment thinking about this.
Then came the realization that I was thinking about what a mutant spider-dude could do in bed that might be nifty and I had this crushing feeling of "oh god what am I doing?"
Being Spiderman is REALLY HARD. OK? Someone is always up in his grill trying to front. Or bad mouthing him in the newspaper.
Dude has had a hard knock life and all he wants is his feisty redhead.
And you know that spider man can probably do some freaky sex stuff.
I sat for a moment thinking about this.
Then came the realization that I was thinking about what a mutant spider-dude could do in bed that might be nifty and I had this crushing feeling of "oh god what am I doing?"
Being Spiderman is REALLY HARD. OK? Someone is always up in his grill trying to front. Or bad mouthing him in the newspaper.
Dude has had a hard knock life and all he wants is his feisty redhead.
And you know that spider man can probably do some freaky sex stuff.
I sat for a moment thinking about this.
Then came the realization that I was thinking about what a mutant spider-dude could do in bed that might be nifty and I had this crushing feeling of "oh god what am I doing?"
You're posting on an internet message board for a webcomic, the dork boat has sailed.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Being Spiderman is REALLY HARD. OK? Someone is always up in his grill trying to front. Or bad mouthing him in the newspaper.
Dude has had a hard knock life and all he wants is his feisty redhead.
And you know that spider man can probably do some freaky sex stuff.
I sat for a moment thinking about this.
Then came the realization that I was thinking about what a mutant spider-dude could do in bed that might be nifty and I had this crushing feeling of "oh god what am I doing?"
Batman: Dead parents. Has cool gadgets, fights crime, bangs supermodels.
Superman: Dead parents. Entire race wiped out. Doesn't even need cool gadgets, could bang Lois Lane so hard he'd split her in half if he wanted to. Lana Lang, ditto. Possibly gay secret identity that only bangs Lois Lane in "What if..." series.
Spider-Man: Dead parents. Dead uncle. Mopey. Has a redhead all up ins, won't make a move.
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They'll love that. (this hasn't really happened as far as I know. I'm just overreacting.)
DIE IN A FIRE COMICS INDUSTRY.
She was kind of the progenitor of all the Gods right?
Most polytheistic religions have an "Earth Mother" figure at their beginning. It's interesting.
No. What? Did you even read my post?
And for someone who spouts things like this
coupled with your lack of understanding of what I am saying, I am under the impression you've only ever bothered to read the old one.
Now you know how the other Jews felt about Jesus. :P
You are so stupid when it comes to comics ;-)
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Hm, one out of four isn't that good.
Anyway, I'm off for class. Toodles.
You hate America.
1) Yes, I did, and my statement was accurate. Jesus simply expanded out of tribalism and said oh hey guys who actually have power in this world you should listen to me too not just these workers here.
2) I've read parts of both, enough to see the problems in them. They're both disgusting books, so I haven't read them through and through, hawt though Song of Solomon may be.
To be fair wasn't that in the comics first?
That was also in the comics lud...
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Yeah but we're forming a mob right now. Can't be bothered with the facts.
Being Spiderman is REALLY HARD. OK? Someone is always up in his grill trying to front. Or bad mouthing him in the newspaper.
Dude has had a hard knock life and all he wants is his feisty redhead.
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lawl the Parker luck
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And you know that spider man can probably do some freaky sex stuff.
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Then came the realization that I was thinking about what a mutant spider-dude could do in bed that might be nifty and I had this crushing feeling of "oh god what am I doing?"
You're posting on an internet message board for a webcomic, the dork boat has sailed.
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Living.
Batman: Dead parents. Has cool gadgets, fights crime, bangs supermodels.
Superman: Dead parents. Entire race wiped out. Doesn't even need cool gadgets, could bang Lois Lane so hard he'd split her in half if he wanted to. Lana Lang, ditto. Possibly gay secret identity that only bangs Lois Lane in "What if..." series.
Spider-Man: Dead parents. Dead uncle. Mopey. Has a redhead all up ins, won't make a move.
Hmm looking back I think the hardest boss in the game was that Krauser guy, specifically when you are playing as Ada.
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But the game was super fun! The bosses in RE 5 were a god damned chore.
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