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New Comic Thread for Friday April 24th

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    We're just a fistful of assholes in here.

    Or alternately an asshole full of fists.

    Just an infinite loop of both of the above comments.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oooh, fancy new shirts coming next monthish

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    We're just a fistful of assholes in here.

    Or alternately an asshole full of fists.

    Just an infinite loop of both of the above comments.

    I prefer to conceptualize Social Entropy as a torus, of infinite volume being fisted repeatedly by the equally infinite Hand of God. Over and over for all of time and space. There will come a time when the last man alive will gaze upon this heavenly sodomy, he will stare unblinking into the abyss and shed the last tear of humanity. Then all will end as though our entire civilization had never existed.
    And then the fisting will begin anew.

    The_Scarab on
    scarab you have mental problems
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hindu philosophy has a word for this cycle, I believe. The Kauksdics cycle.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Got so excited for this

    Then was let down tremendously by this

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    Got so excited for this

    Then was let down tremendously by this

    Maaaaaan

    Sucks

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  • PinballPinball Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I like how he wrote Tyco

    Similar to when its "those crazy guys from Pennies arcade"

    Pinball on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    We're just a fistful of assholes in here.

    Or alternately an asshole full of fists.

    Just an infinite loop of both of the above comments.

    I prefer to conceptualize Social Entropy as a torus, of infinite volume being fisted repeatedly by the equally infinite Hand of God. Over and over for all of time and space. There will come a time when the last man alive will gaze upon this heavenly sodomy, he will stare unblinking into the abyss and shed the last tear of humanity. Then all will end as though our entire civilization had never existed.
    And then the fisting will begin anew.

    I thought you might want to know that I reported this for awesome

    AMP'd on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Okay I'm going to go try this Fagicles of Fagborn

    I think I'll go with the Unsubscriber plan

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    but the more you pay, the less it costs you!

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Okay I'm going to go try this Fagicles of Fagborn

    I think I'll go with the Unsubscriber plan
    After that you should find a drug dealer for your free crack rock.

    Bedlam on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    GameGrrl wrote: »
    Lurk wrote: »
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    this sounds a lot like Lowest Online Denominator Online Online

    development on LODO online has been delayed indefinitely while we sue Blizzard for infringing on our copyrights

    we patented the idea of having your soul destroyed for profit, dammit

    Brolo on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Spaulding: What do you fellas get an hour?

    Ravelli: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.

    Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?

    Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.

    Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.

    Ravelli: Now for rehearsing, we make special rate. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour...That's-a for rehearsing.

    Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?

    Ravelli: You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we a-don't play, and if we don't play (he snaps his finger) - that runs into money.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that some marx brothers?

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yep, Animal Crackers
    It's where most of PA's best jokes come from

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    knew it sounded familiar

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Yep, Animal Crackers
    It's where most of PA's best jokes come from

    I would like further evidence.

    And more Marx Brothers.

    AMP'd on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Yep, Animal Crackers
    It's where most of PA's best jokes come from

    kind of like Animaniacs!

    Centipede Damascus on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK on
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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh my god

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, come on. There really are no new jokes, and we all know it.

    Defender on
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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have to say I try to include "Just a big old bowl of grits" in my regular vocabulary.

    not really a common thing, but I love that line so much.

    edit: also the line "Oh right. Right, you mean, like the grits.". Again, very few chances to actually say this without it being some sort of vague non-sequitur, but they are first-rate lines

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What's this about gamer polo shirts? I hadn't heard of First Party until right now, but he mentions it like I should know what that is.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Spaulding: What do you fellas get an hour?

    Ravelli: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.

    Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?

    Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.

    Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.

    Ravelli: Now for rehearsing, we make special rate. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour...That's-a for rehearsing.

    Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?

    Ravelli: You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we a-don't play, and if we don't play (he snaps his finger) - that runs into money.

    This is exactly why you're one of the best, Buster

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hmm, back button seems to be broken already. Goes to the Vin Diesel one instead of Nirvana.

    I smell conspiracy.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You know what I'd like to see more of in webcomics? Hippos. I can't remember the last time I saw a hippo in a webcomic, and I'm fairly sure there's never been one in Penny Arcade at all.

    What's up with that?

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You know what I'd like to see more of in webcomics? Hippos. I can't remember the last time I saw a hippo in a webcomic, and I'm fairly sure there's never been one in Penny Arcade at all.

    What's up with that?

    why would penny arcade draw you in their comic

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    coz he's a hippo

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    so I guess twilight's author is being sued for stealing the idea from someone else.

    Fuga on
  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    didn't White Wolf sue the Underworld people?

    vampire legality is so confusing.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    WHY YOU GOTTA BRING THAT SHIT IN HERE FUGA

    GO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT WHY DONT YA

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    WHY YOU GOTTA BRING THAT SHIT IN HERE FUGA

    GO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT WHY DONT YA

    Tube said no more Twilight threads

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    can we make generic vampire threads though?

    generic trash vampire literature threads?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    You know what I'd like to see more of in webcomics? Hippos. I can't remember the last time I saw a hippo in a webcomic, and I'm fairly sure there's never been one in Penny Arcade at all.

    What's up with that?

    why would penny arcade draw you in their comic

    haha that is the worst and least effective burn i've ever seen.

    The_Scarab on
    scarab you have mental problems
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's decent! Are you a fatty perchance

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Not at all.

    The_Scarab on
    scarab you have mental problems
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    that was a pretty lame "burn"

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So's your face.

    The_Scarab on
    scarab you have mental problems
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think he's agreeing with you.

    Defender on
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    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    I think he's agreeing with you.

    YOUR FACE, DEFENDER.

    A steak! on
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