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"What made you think you could win? How did you cheat death?" Gary asks, spiraling high into the air, slamming the PolUrson into the ceiling.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[24 vs. 13] [Tommy Loses One Draconid Rank] "It's Pepier, you insufferable tat!" the draconid screams slamming Tommy's head into the ground again.
*sees that he only responded to Tommy*
*Tears his poster of Dead off the wall in a rage.*
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"Then once again I must fight back"
Tommy suddenly flies upward, carrying the Sgt. with him. Upon reaching 5000 feet, Tommy does a few mid-air backflips before he suddenly flies down at a 90 degree angle, crashing into the ground like a meteor, and using Pepper's body to absorb the damage from the fall.
...and now we can cross Pokémon off our list of references.
Dead, how many Draconid ranks do I have left?
Did you like my backstory Locth?
Did you love it?
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It was good Tommy.
It was very good.
Yep!
Always waiting
Always watching
Also I had thought that Anne didn't talk with the Kih'Tan accent, like she had been "humanized" or something.
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Man, "going to have been" is a weird way to conjugate shit.
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This is a good idea, I'll try it. Thanks Dubh
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I mean, Tommy is a total stoner, and he doesn't even speak in slang that often.
I fact, he only uses words like man and dude occasionally.
[tiny]To Do List:
-Use Bro more
[/tiny]
Moving on!
[Speed]
Rex pats Speed's back. "I mean that I can survive here, against the emotional attacks of the Burning Tomorrow, the place where we are right now. I have a manceric cancellation circuit built into my suit, SpaceSEC special equipment, keeps the Tomorrow from having power over me. I can give it to you, you can end this, and then we can catch up. I've missed you, brother. We have a lot to talk about."
[Locth]
"You think you're going to talk your way out of this? You think words will end this? NO! I want them back! That is how this will end - with me having them again."
[Dubh]
[14 vs. 17] [Dubh Loses One Kih'Tan Rogue Rank] Anne dodges, leaps into the air, and comes down on Dubh with her biotic arm, spiking him into the pavement like a football. "Oi ken, an' she was a fecking hoor!"
[Tommy]
[13 vs. 88] [Tommy Loses One Draconid Rank] Sergeant Pepier hits the ground and gets the wind knocked out of him, an opportunity he uses to release a massive blast of yellow fire from his mouth. [>>---] The blast throws Tommy across the glade, and through several trees, before he finally skids to a stop in a small crater of his own making.
[Loeli]
Gold rushes down Loeli's arm as she delivers a wicked punch to the largest of the boxes supported by the golden-silver dust. A tendril of skorokov particles reaches up to stop the incoming fist, however, halting its motion. [19 vs. 19] [Tie]
[Tomarli]
[29 vs. 26] [? Loses One ? Rank] The Marshie tries to dodge to the side, but Tomarli's unexpected attack is too quick for him. The blow sends him skittering to across the floor, bumping into one of the legs of the crowd towering around them.
[Gary]
[25 vs. 13] [Urson Loses One Urson Rank] The white-furred Urson tears himself free of Gary's grasp, his snout torn apart, blood dripping down his chest. "There is vun ansver to both those questions," he growls, his words slurred by both his accent and his injuries. "THIS!"
He throws a hand out, a surge of golden dust rushing from his palm. Gary swats the dust aside and charges the Polar Urson, slashing off his right paw. [18 vs. 2] [Urson Loses One Goldblood Champion Rank] The Polar Urson lets out a horrible roar of pain and raw, seething hatred.
Goddamn Bear is getting the best rolls.
Also, friggin' PBwiki is down.
I'll kill you.
Matt's voice works alright for me. He talks like a generic hero. Really articulate, really polite.
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Speed eyes Rex with concern.
"I'll take your special equipment on the condition that you promise me that we'll see each other again at the end of this. If protecting me from emotional torment is the goal to which you're working then you had better not let me lose my big brother again so soon after finding him."
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Dubh stabs knives into Anne's foot and delivers a crushing kick from a backwards hand spring.
EDIT: Wait, what?
Roll better?
Alternatively, trick him into blowing himself up.
Worse comes to worse, draw him in close and blow yourself up, and we'll figure out some way to save you.
Out of curiosity, how much were two talking to each other about Pepier in advance? Did Tommy just make everything up about him on the spot in that flashback, or did the two of you work him out through PM previously?
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You haven't blown any fire.
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Also, Tommy, you've only ever used Theo-Naturalist so far.
"It's like ...fighting..candy...from a ..bab- you know what I mean - you have just been dissed," Gary says, unsheathing his saber and attempting to plunge it deep into the heart of the bear who would not die
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Huh, okay!
I only asked because he made reference to the academy before Tommy posted the flashback.
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