redx wrote: »

weed has 0 calories.

Yea but the side effects make you so goddamn fat.

Cinders wrote: »

Juche is the best mind altering substance.

I was just trying to think of clever Juche puns for potential North Korea Eurovision songs

Juche the Two of Us

Juchebox Hero

I've Juche Seen a Face

there is an axe cop cartoon and nick offerman is doing the voice

how did I not know about this before?

Caveman Paws wrote: »

Eddy wrote: »

Caveman Paws wrote: »

Going to see Trance with a girl who (based off one date) I have no interest in seeing again.

Plan: don't shave, where grubby clothes (my usual clothes but whatev) never speaking to her again.
Taking the cowards way out.

Wish me luck on accomplishing operation:Gentlemen Ghost

Personally I would do the exact opposite and be personable with them, maybe it will be really fun and you'll have made someone's day

Oh, I'm not going to act like a jerk, just going to present my self in my true hobo glorious form.

Basically: first impressions didn't wow me, this is pitch #2, I'm not expecting her to make it to first let alone home plate. We will see.

(I'm a decent judge of people, she doesn't have a prayer!)

I don't even let girls see my final form until like the fourth or fifth date

So after being a poor flakey hermit the last year or two I'd like to start hanging out with all of your lovely faces on occasion again! If you'll have me.

I have never played CoC and will likely eat it on turn two, but from my understanding that is sort of the point anyway.