Talith wrote: »

evilthecat wrote: »

Talith wrote: »

Ezreal win rates for the last month:

Ranked
Challenger: 45%~
Diamond: 48%~
Plantinum: 49%~
Gold: 48%~

Normal
48%~

This guy is clearly an absolute menace.

go get the stats that remove the noobs and pulsefire ezs (redundant listing them seperately, i know).
Then you will seeeeeee

I found something I thought you might enjoy

Spoiler:

That's it, Talith.

You're on the list.

SuperRuper wrote: »

evilthecat wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

I played vi for the first time

she is fun, I like her voice acting

Coming to save the day! Or wreck it, I don't care.

Punch first, ask questions while punching.

.. It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'

Penumbra wrote: »

What I'm reading is I need to learn how to jungle and support toot-sweet.

I assume bot games are absolutely not the place to go to learn support because of the AI, so solo queue and find the biggest non-idiot and stick to them?

start with normal games, tell them you're learning support, do your best, ask for advice (but take it with a grain of salt).
popular picks at the moment would be thresh and lulu, I guess nami and janna are viable as well.

To put you in the right mindset:
most of the adcs you will get are like adorable but utterly retarded puppies. They will go and urinate against a bear and look at it all cutey eye'ed wagging its tail, the bear won't care much and will try murder your stupid puppy. Depending on your support, you will be shielding your puppy (and pinging a retreat), turning the bear into something harmless, slapping the bear away or worst case scenario, dousing yourself in BBQ sauce and prancing around in front of the bear in the hopes that it decides to eat you.

To start out with learning a support, ensure your ward placement and map awareness are EXCELLENT. also, bush control is a further measurable action.
Basically, if you get ganked out of your tri bush or a lane bush, you've failed.
If you aren't putting some pressure on their adc or support and giving them control of the bushes leading your adc is getting zoned and not being able to cs, you've failed.
if you aren't pinging like a madman when hecarim comes charging through river in such a way that even the most tone-deaf, blind, moronic jizzrag would register it, you've failed.

yeah, start with that!

Burnage wrote: »

Burger Time

Alistar takes 10/20/30/40/50 damage, but grants a "Hamburger" item to all nearby allies that restores 100/200/300/400/500 health.

A nearby enemy Syndra may attempt to steal the hamburgers.

a successful hamburgle will grant all shaco's ingame an immediate skin change to Ronald McSchaco.

Talith wrote: »

evilthecat wrote: »

Talith wrote: »

evilthecat wrote: »

Talith wrote: »

Man I am sad that Lissandra isn't as good as the other mages on Dom. Q range is too short to really work with and the slow is weak considering what she will normally get to use it on has either a gap closer or speedshrine or both. E cooldown is also real unforgiving until you have 5 ranks in it and 40% cdr, and even then you have to be real judicial in its use.

serves you right for not playing a bruiser!

Or I could just play mages, since they are essentially mandatory in how strong they are.

"I've got five reasons for you to shut up."

aaaaand dead!