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I just had a dream where, in the middle of a show, I got chosen by random ticket number to drop a few lines about my thoughts on the return of Sting, in one of those little backstage promo things they display on the titantron
The problem was, the piece of paper I got with my lines was written in the most incomprehensible chicken scratch by Vince, and what I could make out of the lines was the most garbage script possible. Like, I'd have an easier time summoning an elder god than making this script sound good, and I've acted on stage multiple times
Not only that, but my stack of script began exponentially growing every time I looked at it, because Vince kept on editing things last minute
So finally, at the last minute, I walk up to John Cena, because I hear he's a stand-up guy, and ask him for advice on making my lines work
And he pretty much says "look, they're always that awful, so we just improvise on the script to make it work, and Vince never remembers what exactly he wrote anyways" then walks away with a quick u/c me gesture