The secret's out, AoB is Animal from the muppets.
How do you politely tell a friend the reason they aren't getting a response is because of their terrible English and grammar? How do you tell someone when they've already made it clear that they don't wish to improve? Or should you tell them? I just.. want to slam my head against a wall. Repeatedly. I've helped in the past, but knowing now that they choose not to help themselves improve in any way starts to go against my convictions.
Fie! Pray, I beseech thee, sirrah! Thy foulest assault upon language hath offended every ear and eye in every village. Wherefore thou art content to be labelled ruffian, villain, barbarian- marry, I know not. Mark my words, thou would be driven from this land but fain should the people find their courage.
But hark, it needs not be so. Surely thy mind has not fundamental fault, and having mind to comprehend the speech of thy betters, thou must have also wit to emulate that same finer speech. Nay, thou merely must retrieve from thy soul those virtues thee has oft ignored: patience and courtesy to thy fellow man. Should thee make habit of considering thy words as to be understood, thee should find thyself being considered not simply possessed of finer tongue but of finer character. How unfortunate that such easy gains to one's stature goes denied, all too often.
Prithee heed my warning, lest thee find thyself cast out like a leper, being made to dwell amongst the beasts rather than have thy verbal aggression be suffered by civilized men.