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Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

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  • Re: USS Sable [Chat]

    simon what are his other modes

    like, wasabi mode if someone steps to his squirrel rice omlette friend or

    So far as I have seen he has teriyaki mode for being sweet and kind, arabiki mode for when he is in full masked luchador getup, curry mode for spicy times, and wafuu (Japanese style) mode where he dresses up as a samurai

    the latter two even have sick transformation sequences

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  • Re: USS Sable [Chat]

    Oh man, I made a dumb thank you tweet to Hamburguma GooGoo's twitter account and it responded

    I love you, Hamburguma GooGoo

    Now that gay marriage is getting legalised it is only a matter of time before I can marry you, a male hamburger bear luchador



    (his tweet says "It is I who should say thank you, goo!", and then he engages teriyaki mode, which is when he is sweet)
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  • Re: USS Sable [Chat]

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  • Re: USS Sable [Chat]

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    Well, it's been swell guys, but I have officially achieved everything I need to in this life
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  • Re: USS Sable [Chat]

    Here are some important facts about Shizuoka prefecture's own Hamburguma GooGoo, as meticulously researched by me as I wait for my bacon to crisp

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    Hamburguma GooGoo's official height is "one hamburger tall" and his weight is "as much as one hamburger". Svelte!

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    Hamburguma GooGoo's rival is the nefarious Hamburguma BlacGoo.

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    But never fear, for Hamburguma GooGoo's buds always have his back, including - and I swear to you these are real - Taruru the Prawn Fry Sea Otter, Fuwatorow the Ommelette Rice Giant Flying Squirrel, and Baron the Potato Salad Rabbit!

    Get your Hamburguma GooGoo merchandise today!
    simonwolf at
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