Not to mention, you have no breasts to feed him with.... or do you?

Lord willing, the braids will last to PAX, I go to San Fran tomorrow and things could get wild.

Heres a pic of me a couple months ago Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Recent pic Slurpee OM NOM NOM NOM Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

This is quite a good picture of my friends and I back when we lived in the Wild West. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Then I did this Buck Rogers thing. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Then I had a baby girl named Lyra. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

I was in Japan last year and while I was drunk and wandering around downtown Tokyo I found a street that had tons and tons of cow artwork. Marunouchi-Naka Street was the name of the street. I'm not sure why they had all the cows. All i know was that I was very drunk and thought they were awesome. The pic below is the only one I had with me and one of the cows. I got some random lady with a couple kids with her to take the picture with me. I don't know if she realized the "adult" nature of it. There are many, many, many more cow pictures from that street in my flickr set if you want to see more. Here is a link to my Tokyo album if you want to see all the cows. I suggest you do. http://www.flickr.com/photos/2867841...7607108749274/ Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler TimeCruiserMike should appreciate my comment on the above posted picture Edit: had to show this cow as well. It's just so awesome Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler they have something like this in Vancouver every year too. A different animal every year though. This year it's an eagle.

In Cleveland we have giant guitars.

In Cleveland we have giant guitars. That's because Cleveland Rocks!

Photo from the last time I was in Seattle. I bet you can't guess what I was in town for from what I am wearing... I sure as heck wasn't there for the Seachickens. Anyways. I have since had Lasik so just remove the glasses. Oh! And the stupid Starbucks photo was my gfs idea. Not mine. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

In Cleveland we have giant guitars. Oh yeah!? Well in Rand McNally people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people!!!!! I know it doesn't sound real but the screams of terror from the children being mutilated by their beef oppressors were real. Oh god the screams. I still hear them every night.

Yeah, I don't know why my hat is all up on my head like that, I look like a douche, but it's the most recent picture I have. Plus, the El looks cool in the background. Anyone else from Philly going? Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

Yay! I finally figured out how to put pictures in my post! However, this picture is pretty outdated... whatever! Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

I just bought today my passes for Sunday to make up for my mistake of assuming I could just wait until Saturday and buy two passes at PAX, hehe. So to celebrate here's some awesome pics of me so you can find me: Andrew W.K. and Me partying hard: Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler A few moments before eating some delicious mini-burgers in the best place there is in Vancouver, Cactus Club! Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

In Cleveland we have giant guitars. Now you only need giant hands to play solos that would sound in slow motion like everything giants do in movies.

Yay! I finally figured out how to put pictures in my post! However, this picture is pretty outdated... whatever! Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler lol i like how your avatar is sideways

Not to mention, you have no breasts to feed him with.... or do you? who are you talking to?

@Sergeminator: yeah yeah- that pic is all smiles, but i can tell that, in the back of your mind, you're thinking about the best way to subtly incapacitate your ladyfriend so that you can eat all the miniburgers...

Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler From like...a year or so ago....havent changed much though Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler see....not much change lol look for me, i love making new friends ^.^

Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler From like...a year or so ago....havent changed much though Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler see....not much change lol look for me, i love making new friends ^.^ Oh hey, glowstringing! Awesome ^^

yeah....to bad i don't do that anymore because all of my friends got incredibly good while i.....didn't

@Sergeminator: yeah yeah- that pic is all smiles, but i can tell that, in the back of your mind, you're thinking about the best way to subtly incapacitate your ladyfriend so that you can eat all the miniburgers... Hahaha, you found my secret plan DusT_HounD! I should have created a distraction and then get all three as fast as possible into my mouth, hehe.

Here's one of me in need of a shave and a haircut: Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

Here's me with Adam Sessler at PAX 08: Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

I don't have a pass yet but here I am anyway. at Little Si peak Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler old apartment Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

So people can find you at PAX! Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler I LOVE BIGRED AND MOE! Are those Mario, Robin, Batman, etc things erasers? Were they purchased using my hard earned and easily stolen tax dollars? I'm fine with that, just curious... Also, I just signed up to stalk and harass eye-shuh. That isn't against the ToS is it?

Here's me and my son on the Oregon Coast, yes, I'm Pasty white normally, and got a bit too much sun at the Cabin. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler And if you're geeky Enough and live in Calgary and think you might recognize me, it's cause I work at the Ultimate geek shop, Memory Express in the N.E lol