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Old 11-04-2009, 04:39 PM
Well, Advent, I'm starting on my last painting. I hope it is finished before you students kill me. It a shame really. I've been good to you all this time. I showed you the joy of boy/man love. And in the end, you stab me in the back. And not in a good way. But I guess you have learned from a great teacher and I should be proud to watch the student become the teacher. So I'll enjoy the radiant glow of the sky laser with my model. Bravo, Advent, Bravo.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:41 PM
And Fluffy continues to go under the radar
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:56 PM
You were noted. No one cared however.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:57 PM
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:06 PM
(S)Searrs Foundation
(S)Artemis Project
Classification: (S)Top Secret
Clearance Required: (S) Violet

Project Summary
(S)In order to meet the goals laid out at the previous 10th year meeting, we have designed and produced multiple platforms to use with the Artemis Child.

(S)Our initial test platform was constructed on schedule and firings went as planned.
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(S)Our issue with this unit was, to put things bluntly, not enough power.

(S)Our secondary test platform was designed from the ground up to provide as much power as possible. And once complete, the power of the fully operational station was tested.
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(S)The goal was certainly more power... but this exceeded even our initial calculations, and has been deemed to be, in laymen's terms, overkill. We've mothballed this station, and are looking to see if we can slightly decrease the output, and possibly could repurpose it to crushing asteroids in the outer system.
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(S)Our next design returned to a more minimal setting. Less power than the previous, more than the first, and our scientists added devices that allowed for some precision work thru various beam redirection principles.
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(S)While we were pleased, and this was certainly the most successful platform to date, it was still lacking slightly in power, and more importantly, the ground based relay system provided a vulnerability we needed to remove.

(S)Our final design, we believe to meet all requirements. More than enough power, but not overkill. And no pesky ground based vulnerability that would remove its ability to remain operational. In short, a fully self-sustained weaponized platform that can independently deal with threats.
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(S)While the final Artemis unit differs slightly in appearance, it matches feature for feature to our initial design goals. The Artemis unit has been launched recently, disguised as an anti-missle platform, and an appropriate press release has been distributed.

Current Total Capital Expenditure:
(S)6.983 *10^15 USD
(S)4.829 *10^8 Man Hours
(U)3.315 * 10^7 Donuts

(S)Project Success: Pending

[Edit: Now with Inept Portion Marking and Donuts]
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:22 PM
As a samurai, teacher, and painter, I believe that your projects will hurt the earth more then do good. I must not approve of your business.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:25 PM
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As a samurai, teacher, and painter, I believe that your projects will hurt the earth more then do good. I must not approve of your business.
Did you know:
The Searrs Foundation has scheduled another test firing today.

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Old 11-04-2009, 06:40 PM
It's ok. I'm running the next mini.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:41 PM
Tonight I vote for Kime! Not out of any maliciousness, but rather I'd just like to know him better and I'm too shy to ask for myself. Do you like cake? I like cake too. Especially cheesecake.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:47 PM
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:47 PM
Alright, I'll go with kime because why not, and excuse me while I go bury my head in the sand once more.

You kids play nice.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:51 PM
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Stop stealing my sig. It's bad enough that I'm about to get sky laser'd, a move I made in Marvel Universe.

Very Ironic, for realz.
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:58 PM
The Searrs Corporation:
In the world of today, there are so many little things that you still have to trouble yourself with. In the world of tomorrow, Searrs Robotics will take care the small things, so you can enjoy the big ones. Leading the industry in advanced robotic implementations, Searrs Robotics is dedicated providing a wide line of productivity enhancing assistants. From trouble free pets to synthetic companions, Searrs Robotics can fufill all of your needs.

The Searrs Corporation
Sometimes one Winky just isn't enough!™


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Old 11-04-2009, 09:13 PM
eh.

I'm past it now.

I'm still alive, but honestly, I'm past caring.

There will be some heavy grudges out of this one though.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:16 PM
Oh?

Something tells me I will be grudged to no tomorrow for my shenanigans.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:18 PM
You?

I could give two shits less about you, Advent.

Or about your win, or loss tonight.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:19 PM
Ah ^^;;

Sorry ahava. But I had to play the cards I was dealt.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:20 PM
On the seventh day... we shall see.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:21 PM
Well, I'm eager to see what happens .
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:24 PM
*shrugs*

Apologize all you want, advent. You could have...

Whatever.

At this point there is no need for me to even be here.

The only power I have is my vote.

And I'm not even going to bother with that.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:51 PM
The Searrs Corporation:
Got a grudge?
There's an app for that. And the Searrs Corporation provides it.
Currently available on iPod Touch, iPhone, and Android Platforms
Now updated to support Grudge Sharing. Share your Grudges with all your friends.
And Intelligent Group Grudging. You can view the overall grudge level of individuals averaged between all your friends. As your friends add or subtract Grudge Points, their levels increase or decrease accordingly.
Also Network Grudges. Narrow down grudge lists to include information from only the specific friends playing with you in an individual phalla. Featuring the same functionality as Intelligent Group Grudging, but with the narrow focus of your team's brewing hate!
PalmOS and WindowsMobile platforms not supported.
Because they suck.

The Searrs Corporation
Because if you didn't have a Grudge... who else would you Day 1?™
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:42 PM
see how little anybody cares about you job?

do you see?

Your name should forever be in red.

forever.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:57 PM
What's up, ahava? they've won a phalla. no big deal.
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:00 AM
Day 7: Maiden's Tears
11 Hime have been sacrificed, and the festival has come to an end.



There was no one left to search the school, but it didn't matter. Kime wanted to be found. "Behold the final act of the Ikusahime's dance!" he shouted to those few who remained, and laughed. "The gate to the land of Fuka is opening!"



Fumi pushed the wheelchair bound Mashiro up to the ruined office building where the Hime Shizuru had so painfully met her end. "Mashiro-sama... are you sure?" she said, bringing the wheelchair to a stop.

"Yes... it is time for this cursed fate to finally end." Mashiro replied, only to be interrupted by dark laughter.

"I'm afraid it's far too late for that, Crystal Princess." the Reito Kanzaki said, stepping out of the shadows. Mikoto Minagi followed behind him, her eyes vacant and unfeeling. "Soon the festival will end, and I wont let you change that." He beckoned Mikoto forward, but she hesitated. "Mikoto!" he ordered, and the pendant hanging from her neck began to glow.




"What should I do, God?" Sister Yukariko pratically begged, kneeling in the academy's empty church. "Everything that's happened.. so much suffering.. please! I can't take it anymore!"

Outside the church, the night sky began to glow with an unearthly light, and then a bolt like golden lightning descended, reducing the church to ash and debree.



Events:

The Ikusahime Festival has ended.

Kime has been revealed to be Nagi Homura, minion of the Obsidian Lord

Zandracon (The Crystal Princess) has been defeated by Mikoto Minagi
Arivia (Yukariko Sanada) has been defeated by Artemis

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Samurai6966 (Wataru Ishigami) has died due to the defeat of Arivia (Yukariko Sanada)
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YEAH FOLKS I WAS MASONED WITH SAMURAI
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