Cyvros has reported a post. Reason: Oh, Raybies, you're my new hero. Post: Strange and Embarrassing Moments: "You smell of other pussies." Forum: Debate and Discourse Assigned Moderators: Elki, ElJeffe, Irond Will Posted by: Raybies666 Original Content: TL;DR-Wiccans disliked us because SB was in the military and We watched shitty belly dancing after SB was scolded for having a penis, in poem form. Someone I used to hang with got in a snot, because she didn't like the fact that the guy i shared with had a cop for a brother in law, and that I spoke to him when he came round. Some people just fucking hate authority figures for bullshit reasons. Embarassing moment!: I'm just recovering from my fifth surgical procedure for a pilonidal abcess. You get an ingrown hair, it gets infected, you get a big abcess with its lowest point on your tailbone. A pilonidal abcess will always be so low on your back that your dropping your pants to show the damn thing to medical professionals is a given. That's not embarassing for me, the pain of it cancels out any embarassment. What will end up being embarassing, as it has on 3 previous occaisions, is when I go see my consultant on Nov 9th (he's a fucking professor, so lucky me) and he recommends a deeper surgery. I will go to the hospital, spend several hours on a fluids drip, and the Professors team will ask me lots of questions and then assist with the operation. The team is usually small, and half of them are women. Really, really attractive women. Disproportionately attractive. I will then be in preop, where i'll be given local anaestehetic before they add an IV line into my hand. I'll then be on another drip before being put under completely. And then, as always, I will turn to the ridiculously attractive women who will be assisting with an op where my ass is staring them in the face, and try my luck. Every god damn time, I turn into mister fucking smooth. Asking for dates, phone numbers etc. I don't think I've gone as far as saying "you've already seen me naked", but it's only a matter of time. They usually find it kind of funny, so I reckon they understand, but its mortifying when eventually remember doing it. TL;DR I get doped up for surgery and make a move on every single female who will be operating. Repeatedly.

welp

Alyce's quoted tl;dr was far more awesome in my opinion.

hahaha that's great

I actually do the exact same thing. Good times, good times.

This is not embarressing. It's just kinda sad that he doesn't have the stones to actually get the numbers after he comes round.

I'm surprised he remembers that he did it. When I woke up from the anaesthetic after getting my wisdom teeth taken out, my friend that gave me a ride home tells me that I hit on two nurses, a receptionist, and some random patient in the waiting room on my way out. I didn't remember any of it.

I would take these moments with a hit of pride, pride that you a pair of balls and that they still work. Unless you're a chick, then be proud of your ovaries.

When I got picked up from my first car accident, the ambulance that got me was all female. All hawt. I was in shock, so even though I had my fingers torn asunder, I couldn't help but hit on them all. HEAVILY. I definitely can relate to this post.

anasthetics are funny. i was on lorazepam and local anasthetic when i got my vasectomy and i was so relaxed and unconcerned with what was going on i twittered about it during the surgery

As someone who has had multiple surgeries for pilonidal cysts I have sympathy for Raybies. As someone who has had multiple surgeries for pilonidal cysts I think Raybies should go to hell because I've never had attractive nurses at any of my surgeries.

That was a great post.

I'm surprised he remembers that he did it. When I woke up from the anaesthetic after getting my wisdom teeth taken out, my friend that gave me a ride home tells me that I hit on two nurses, a receptionist, and some random patient in the waiting room on my way out. I didn't remember any of it. I had a similar experience in dentistry where I remember nothing whatsoever, but apparently the (hot) nurse said I was "very sweet" when she brought me out. I dread to think what I did to bring that comment out of her.

"You have beautiful teeth"? "I've never seen teeth of such blinding whiteness"?