Yeah, seering fail didn't help any. I wasn't that suspicious honest guys!

Damn, I really just got day 2'd for being an effective player in Dissidia, and not because Micro directly quoted me in one of his posts? I figured with me accidentally posting directly afterwards my somewhat distinctive writing style would have tipped off a perceptive mafioso.

Stealing organs for fun and profit: A how-to guide. Thanks for running the game Burnage. It was... interesting.

Yeah, it was great when the one guy alive who could confirm my ability (target seer) was the guy who could tentacle rape me and keep me from ever using it again. Sigh. Thanks for running this, Burnage. I've got all these delicious scars, as per usual...

yay i won Glad I wasn't an absolutely terrible vlad.

Good game Burnage. I guess I was actually a healer, and just REALLY unlucky with my targets. Pretty much made me ineffective though since I didn't want to risk hurting a good. This was also my first time coming in as a reserve. It is more difficult then I thought. I can't imagine coming in later then day 2. Yeah, it was kinda hard. And I had big issues with keeping my gloating down. Gloating, my biggest weakness. However, it was delightful to eat the souls of the dead. Just a shame I didn't get to steal that aethergun (after consuming the soul of a thief). I'll totally join the next burnage phalla that appears, it was delightful.

Epilogue When the remains of the Phallae were found - several months later, as it happened - the investigators assigned to the case were rather surprised at the number of tentacles they found within. Perhaps some species of squid had taken refuge here in the time between the crash and recovery of the ship? Regardless, the matter was never fully resolved, and the truth of what happened aboard the Phallae became a matter of much speculation. Some claimed the ship was cursed, some claimed that the automatons - from an unknown maker, serving an unknown purpose - had returned to claim their vengeance. Some muttered darkly about the animal spirits disapproving of such technology. And the mad, trapped in their cells, ranted about demons wanting to subvert the course of human history. But that would be an insane belief to hold. The Victorious: Arivia Dunadan019 dunedainjedi Garroad_ran hotran LoserForHireX Tiphareth Those who found peace in death (those who completed their tertiary objective): jdarksun TehSloth Toxic Toys Kime samurai6966 3clipse JustPlainPavek Rawkking Goodguy Speed Racer FunkyWaltDogg Shalmelo Zandracon Psolms Varcayn Kay Savant FreeAgent Gnersh Dogbone33 Delmain All other players completed none of their objectives. Just as a point of interest, these are the lists of abilities that each faction had; Village: Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler 1 x Kill every other night 3 x Wound Once per game, attack five players 2 x Incapacitate 2 x Kill a wounded/incapacitated player Kill all wounded or incapacitated players, once per game 5 x Unable to be wounded/incapacitated 2 x Guard 2 x Semi-guard 2 x Role blocker Insanity Cure Insane immune 2 x See HP of the ship Observe who bombed/repaired each section of the ship 2 +4 repairs 3 +2 repair 6 +1 repair 3 x Passively increase the number of sections the mafia needed to destroy 2 x Target seer 2 x Ability seer 3 x Investigate dead players Mechanics seer Background seer 4 x Fully heal a player 8 x Semi-heal a player Heal all wounded or incapacitated players, once per game Upgrade a player's abilities Mimic a player's actions Still able to talk post-death Neutrals: Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Wound Copy abilities The mafia, including Vlad; Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler 3 x attacks 2 x bombs 1 x lone wolf bomber Upgrade Permanent -1 damage to ship Background seer Reflection kill +2 to ship Monitor repairwork Role-block day number of players Mimic a player's actions Insanity Heal a player Incapacitate Steal a dead player's ability

ahahaha. 3/3 in burn phallas, yay!

Burnage, what was the deal with FreeAgent's seering of Infidel? It said he was a heretic.

He'd been bitten by one of the vampires.

He'd been bitten by one of the vampires. This is the explanation I gave Freeagent. There was the possibility I was just bullshitting but turns out it was true!

So here is a bit of meta food for the thought based on microgate. So we know that jdarksun, Arivia, Typhus733, Toxic Toys, enlightenedbum, ringo and Varcayn are our mechanics. Day 3, the mafia knew everyone they had to lockdown. Micro, I'm pretty sure you're going on the permanent section of my grudge list. the fucking bombers gave ME that information. Holy shit duna, you're a dead man.

[CENTER]Epilogue Those who found peace in death (those who completed their tertiary objective): Rawkking Goodguy Wait, really? Who was the "interesting person" I "investigated"? I'm assuming it wasn't B:L since he was doomed to die from the start. Wondering what made Simonwolf "interesting" aside from apparently being another death seer.

Wait, really? Who was the "interesting person" I "investigated"? I'm assuming it wasn't B:L since he was doomed to die from the start. Mwuahahahhhahh

So here is a bit of meta food for the thought based on microgate. So we know that jdarksun, Arivia, Typhus733, Toxic Toys, enlightenedbum, ringo and Varcayn are our mechanics. Day 3, the mafia knew everyone they had to lockdown. Micro, I'm pretty sure you're going on the permanent section of my grudge list. the fucking bombers gave ME that information. Holy shit duna, you're a dead man. get in line.

I don't think I can object to being patsy for such an excellent screw-job.

Oh man Duna, let me carry your tentacle deception babies in my man-womb.

Thanks for running this Burnage. It was kinda odd being able to keep talking even after being killed. Not like I could do much.

Hey Burn, I thought you meant my Lithium went off before the roleblock that night. Ethereal tentacles wrapped around you, preventing you from making any actions - although you managed to use one before they started to hold on too tight, nonetheless.

Hey Burn, I thought you meant my Lithium went off before the roleblock that night. Ethereal tentacles wrapped around you, preventing you from making any actions - although you managed to use one before they started to hold on too tight, nonetheless. Good point! This happened at the same time as Kuhlmeye curing everyone, so I forgot about it.

Yeah, I wasn't entirely sure, but if I got my minor win, I want it noted!

Thanks for running this Burnage. It was kinda odd being able to keep talking even after being killed. Not like I could do much. Unkillable network head?

Yeah, we really didn't take advantage of that, enough.