Assassinape?

is it sad that I thought the same thing as Virral because I totally did

Assassinape? Or just Hitmonkey

Wait, can a primate fire a pistol? Even with an opposable thumb, I thought their weird little fingers couldn't wrap around a weapon and squeeze a trigger. I am totally confident giving a loaded revolver to a chimp.

Like a monkey in a suit that fine couldn't afford some custom pistols? Maybe Marvel acquired the rights to Six Gun Gorilla and decided to retool the property.

Wait, can a primate fire a pistol? Even with an opposable thumb, I thought their weird little fingers couldn't wrap around a weapon and squeeze a trigger. I am totally confident giving a loaded revolver to a chimp. Detective Chimp would like to have words with you.

Wait, can a primate fire a pistol? Even with an opposable thumb, I thought their weird little fingers couldn't wrap around a weapon and squeeze a trigger. I am totally confident giving a loaded revolver to a chimp. Detective Chimp would like to have words with you. Detective Chimp can go suck on his banana. Ain't no ape gonna take a shot at me!

Wait, can a primate fire a pistol? Even with an opposable thumb, I thought their weird little fingers couldn't wrap around a weapon and squeeze a trigger. I am totally confident giving a loaded revolver to a chimp. Detective Chimp would like to have words with you. Detective Chimp can go suck on his banana. Ain't no ape gonna take a shot at me! Now, if I were home right now, I would feel the need to quote Jay's extensive rant about monkey sex from Chasing Dogma, but alas I cannot. Still...

Damn dirty apes, the lot of you.

Hitman Monkey. Guess it could be worse... Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler DEADPOOL #20 Written by DANIEL WAY Penciled by CARLO BARBERI Cover by JASON PEARSON “WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN,” PART 2 Deadpool and Spider-Man team up (yes, team up) to combat the unstoppable killing machine known as Hitman Monkey! Yes, Hitman Monkey.

i hope deadpool will be jealous of hitman monkey's ability to fire five different guns while falling or jumping through the air

I guess I don't really understand why - if you're going to go with Hitman Monkey - you don't just go ahead and join it up into Hitmonkey. "Hitman Monkey" sounds on par with, say, "Flies And Punches Guys Man", or perhaps "Is Really Pretty Good With a Gun Kid".

Fuck you, I love Shoots Lasers Out Of His Eyes Dude.

Oh, don't get me wrong, he's a fantastic character, and it's always great to see him face off against "Doctor With An Anti-Laser Shield That Has A Small But Exploitable Flaw In It"; I just think that the name is a tad... expositional, shall we say.

Splosion Man is the best ever. Ever.

There's a preview of Adventure Comics #4 up on DC's Source blog. http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/2009/11...cs-4/#comments Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler

Yeah Johns, you show the internet how bad they are. You show them good Jerry Ordway as artist, that's always a treat.

They're really going to put that "Spike TV Award Winner" blurb on every Johns book coming out? Really, DC? Really?

People who are X-Treme and do the Dew need to know that the book they're reading with their popped collar and double beef burrito from Taco Bell has the Spike TV seal of approval. To the extreme

Oh, don't get me wrong, he's a fantastic character, and it's always great to see him face off against "Doctor With An Anti-Laser Shield That Has A Small But Exploitable Flaw In It"; I just think that the name is a tad... expositional, shall we say. Grant Morrison will eventually use these names for additional Great Ten and Super Young Team characters.