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The torturer heaves, barely able to remain standing. Blood flows from multiple wounds all over his body, and he holds the nearby table for support.

Off in the corner, the goblin lets out a sound that can only be described as a glorified curse before dashing through the bars of the cage and hiding behind the rack in the opposite corner. He fires a bolt at Gavin, but it sails wide and clanks against stone.

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Old 11-14-2009, 12:45 AM
Clearly distracted by being ablaze, Azulan swings at the Torturer but is unable to even get close.

Cursing at the torturer, Azulan is unable to quench the fire the hobgoblin started on Azulan's clothes.

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Old 11-14-2009, 11:29 AM
Sensing her prey's strength faltering, Sheen maneuvers around to get a clean shot. "Hey, ugly!" she shouts in Goblin at the torturer. As he turns to face her and bares his teeth, Sheen lets two quick shots go. Each arrow buries its shaft in the very eyes of the Hobgoblin, who drops to the floor stone dead.

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Old 11-19-2009, 02:36 PM
Gavin grins at the Goblin's demise, and turns to his next opponent. Bounding around the recent corpse, he strolls on up to his foe and rakes it hard with his dagger. Unfortunately, he trips at the last moment and buries his blade in the ground.

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With the last foe taking refuge behind a coffin Aylden moves in behind Gavin and attempts to hit the goblin with a beam of holy light. As it lances out it manages only to strike the nearby wall behind the goblin's head but though force of will Aylden manages to sustain the beam and drag it across his target's chest, leaving a smoking scar.

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Old 11-19-2009, 03:06 PM
"If you can soften him up a bit Jannys, I'll see if he's willing to talk."

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"You got it!" Jannys says to Azulan with a quick nod. Leaping over the body of the Torturer lying on the floor, she lands as her fully transformed boar form. She charges towards the last goblin, throwing her tusks back and forth with rage. Catching the goblin off-guard with how swiftly she covered the ground between them, she tears into his flesh and tears off bits of his armor with it.

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The goblin falls to his knees, begging for you to spare his life.

"He made us!" he cries. "He made us to fight you he did! It not our fault! Please!"

You hear a whimper from a cell to the west.
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Her ears pricking up at the sound of the whimper, Sheen strides over to the cells she noticed earlier, confident that her companions can handle the lone goblin. Her bow is lowered but ready to be brought up in an instant if a threat should present itself.
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Azulan raises an eyebrow at the noise from the west, but focuses his attention on the Goblin. He lowers his sword but keeps it unsheathed.

"We may spare you, but only if you help us. If we think you are not being helpful or telling us everything, we will have no choice but to kill you."

Azulan turns to Aylden and says in Elven, "Could you check the cell and see if the stories match?"

Turning back and switching back to Common, Azulan begins to casually inspect the edge of his sword in a way that keeps it quite visible to the goblin. "Now, who made you fight and who did we hear being tortured in this room? Also, who is in that cell and why are they there?"

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Aylden quickly glances between the Goblin and Azulan before nodding and following Sheen toward the cells, confident that Azulan can handle the wounded goblin.
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