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Old 06-25-2007, 11:57 AM
Most of this OP was gloriously stolen from Rank.
He's already got good descriptions for the various games, so instead of trying to add to them, I'm just going to post cool images.




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A quick primer in tabletop gaming:

What's a Warhammer?
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:57 AM
What is Warhammer 40k?
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Where can I buy this stuff online?
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What are some good sites to learn more about building/painting/collecting for WHFB/WH40k?
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:58 AM
What is WarMachine/Hordes?
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What about other Games Workshop Games?
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:59 AM
What about D&D/Shadowrun/GURPS/RIFTS/White Wolf/Classic BattleTech/AeroTech 2/etc?
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:59 AM
What About Rackham games?
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:59 AM
ahahaha what

Also so far my game is running pretty smoothly, one player is a vet I've played with for years, the other is my roommate who's played in a handful of games, and the other is a couple (literally) who have just started playing.

The couple is learning pretty quickly and suprisingly the girlfriend has taken an interest in it beyond "oh hey my boyfriend is playing I should too!"

The vet's girlfriend is supposed to be playing as well however she's missed every game so far and I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually wanna play but is only up for it for her boyfriend's sake which doesn't work EVER.

I've missed being a DM.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:03 PM
Man Beholders are fucking awesome.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:05 PM
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While a fantastic image, I had to change it up.
An Illithid riding a Beholder just seemed too awesome to pass up.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:07 PM
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ahahaha what

Also so far my game is running pretty smoothly, one player is a vet I've played with for years, the other is my roommate who's played in a handful of games, and the other is a couple (literally) who have just started playing.

The couple is learning pretty quickly and suprisingly the girlfriend has taken an interest in it beyond "oh hey my boyfriend is playing I should too!"

The vet's girlfriend is supposed to be playing as well however she's missed every game so far and I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually wanna play but is only up for it for her boyfriend's sake which doesn't work EVER.

I've missed being a DM.
Good to hear.
I just joined a new Warhammer Fantasry Role Play game. I rolled my character on Saturday (as your career is determined by a 1-100 roll) and was able to choose between Militiaman, Soldier, and Servant.
I went with soldier. Now I need a good Dwarf mini.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:09 PM
Also on the subject of beholders.

I forget which sourcebook it was in, but there's stuff in there on how to use a dead beholder, properly treated alchemically and magically, as a mount of sorts, with the central Anti-Magic eye removed and replaced with a glass porthole.

That's always seemed really neat to me.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:10 PM
Mmmmmm...

Smells so fresh.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:10 PM
I have a scan of that page on my PC at home right now.
I'll post it tonight. It's fucking awesome.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:46 PM
Someone find me the drawing of the Glitter Boy misfiring.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:49 PM
Man this should be your SE++ picture:




Also I know I keep missing the deadline, but I promise by Tuesday you'll get some more Desu Brigade stuff. I promise.
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:38 PM
an Illithid riding a fucking Beholder is pretty damn terrifying
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:41 PM
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an Illithid riding a fucking Beholder is pretty damn terrifying
You just wish you had a Beholder mount.

Or a space Beholder.
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Old 06-25-2007, 01:41 PM
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an Illithid riding a fucking Beholder is pretty damn terrifying
You just wish you had a Beholder mount.

Or a space Beholder.
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:12 PM
Guys, you're forgetting one of the best tabletop games ever created! Where else can you find a ruleset which mandates things like "If roll fails, decide what would happen to Homer Simpson and apply it to the trooper."?



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Old 06-25-2007, 02:20 PM
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:22 PM
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:23 PM
No, Manifest, I will not buy your Orcs!
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:25 PM
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No, Manifest, I will not buy your Orcs!
he was trying to whore them out to me too.
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:26 PM
But, I am interested if you have any hard drugs to sell.
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:27 PM
My dad used to play these games when he was in college, here. (War games mostly, though)

He also married my mom when they were both 18. What the hell?

He also graduated from Pharmacy school with a kid.

My dad is pretty great.
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