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Old 11-09-2008, 04:46 PM
Ambassador Udina. I completely forgot about him and his fist clenching until last night when playing Mass Effect through again. What an ass. Atleast there's some consolation in that you get to (not a major spoiler but I guess people are anal about this shit)

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Old 11-09-2008, 04:54 PM
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At least you get to use a shotgun to make that fuckhole before fucking him through it,
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Old 11-09-2008, 06:16 PM
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At least you get to use a shotgun to make that fuckhole before fucking him through it,
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Old 11-09-2008, 07:51 PM
I'm going to have to add Ridley to this list.

I should never have to defeat anything this many times, living and/or robot.

Also going to add any recurring character in RPGs that you have to defeat over and over and over as they become more powerful. Go away, nobody cares about you, you are not important to this story, get a job.
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Old 11-09-2008, 07:57 PM
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I'm going to have to add Ridley to this list.

I should never have to defeat anything this many times, living and/or robot.

Also going to add any recurring character in RPGs that you have to defeat over and over and over as they become more powerful. Go away, nobody cares about you, you are not important to this story, get a job.
Equally characters who you have fight (usually a mini boss fight or whatever), probably drain all your potions and any items through the course of this long, arduous encounter, then when you beat them.. it goes to a cutscene where the bastards run off.

I BEAT YOU IN A FIGHT, THIS DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE OPTION TO JUST GET UP AND RUN AWAY LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
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Old 11-09-2008, 08:03 PM


This asshole.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR TERRIBLE POETRY NO ONE CARES. You are dumb and not as powerful as Sephiroth and fuck you for stealing the whole one-wing gimmick. I don't even like Sephiroth that much but he is a goddamn literary masterpiece of a character compared to Genesis.

Also Tetsuya Nomura is a pretty big douchebag for creating this Gackt-fanfiction of a character in the first place.
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Old 11-09-2008, 08:13 PM
Man, seeing this makes me glad that I've never played Crisis Core.
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Old 11-09-2008, 08:19 PM
The scout in TF2 is a pretty big douche. An awesome douche, but a douche none the less.
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Old 11-09-2008, 10:00 PM
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This asshole.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR TERRIBLE POETRY NO ONE CARES. You are dumb and not as powerful as Sephiroth and fuck you for stealing the whole one-wing gimmick. I don't even like Sephiroth that much but he is a goddamn literary masterpiece of a character compared to Genesis.

Also Tetsuya Nomura is a pretty big douchebag for creating this Gackt-fanfiction of a character in the first place.
This is truth. Every single word.

I wanted to like Genesis, because of the Sword and the outfit. I really did. But seriously, like, the second time he shows up, I was ready for him to die.

Also, I'm pretty pissed that
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Old 11-09-2008, 10:35 PM
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The scout in TF2 is a pretty big douche. An awesome douche, but a douche none the less.
I always thought the Spy was the biggest TF2 douche. I mean come on, stop sap'n my teleporter you fuk'n douche!
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Old 11-09-2008, 11:20 PM
I always got the impression that the announcer in TF2 was a huge wench.

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But yeah, biggest douche in TF2 is definitely Spy.
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Old 11-09-2008, 11:24 PM
Nah, I gotta go with the scout. Spies will stab you in the back, but scouts will run up behind you, shoot you in the back with a shotgun, and then run away before you can get a good shot off. With a spy either he dies or you die. With a scout that might happen, but he also just might put a bunch of buckshot into your spine and book it so there's no risk to him. Needless to say, I play both, and I find my schadenfreude far, far more satisfied while playing the scout.
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Old 11-09-2008, 11:35 PM
For all you WoW players...


Rogues. Rogues. Rogues.



I used to play one, and didn't realize how much of a douche I was until I played my Druid. Suddenly, all my friend's complaints made sense.
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Old 11-10-2008, 12:08 AM
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This asshole.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR TERRIBLE POETRY NO ONE CARES. You are dumb and not as powerful as Sephiroth and fuck you for stealing the whole one-wing gimmick. I don't even like Sephiroth that much but he is a goddamn literary masterpiece of a character compared to Genesis.

Also Tetsuya Nomura is a pretty big douchebag for creating this Gackt-fanfiction of a character in the first place.
And The Word's Of The Goddess Echoed SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC CUNT
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Old 11-10-2008, 12:13 AM
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This asshole.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR TERRIBLE POETRY NO ONE CARES. You are dumb and not as powerful as Sephiroth and fuck you for stealing the whole one-wing gimmick. I don't even like Sephiroth that much but he is a goddamn literary masterpiece of a character compared to Genesis.

Also Tetsuya Nomura is a pretty big douchebag for creating this Gackt-fanfiction of a character in the first place.
And The Word's Of The Goddess Echoed SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC CUNT
I wanna shove his dumb apple up his dumb ass!
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Old 11-10-2008, 12:16 AM
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This asshole.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR TERRIBLE POETRY NO ONE CARES. You are dumb and not as powerful as Sephiroth and fuck you for stealing the whole one-wing gimmick. I don't even like Sephiroth that much but he is a goddamn literary masterpiece of a character compared to Genesis.

Also Tetsuya Nomura is a pretty big douchebag for creating this Gackt-fanfiction of a character in the first place.
And The Word's Of The Goddess Echoed SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC CUNT
I wanna shove his dumb apple up his dumb ass!
tbh, he'd probably enjoy that

unless its got a dumb worm in it, made out of dynamite n tigers
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Old 11-10-2008, 03:45 AM
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Ambassador Udina. I completely forgot about him and his fist clenching until last night when playing Mass Effect through again. What an ass. Atleast there's some consolation in that you get to (not a major spoiler but I guess people are anal about this shit)

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oh man that guy was such a dick

that said
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Old 11-10-2008, 04:11 AM
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Yeah, hate to break it to you, but the AI Director has already been hacked to allow a CL interface.
???
But really now, what?
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Old 11-10-2008, 06:02 AM
I think what he means is that if you join someone else's server that they might be controlling the Director instead of it actually being AI. So there could be some sadistic bastard who's like TANK TANK TANK TANK HAHAHAHA
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Old 11-10-2008, 07:05 AM
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The scout in TF2 is a pretty big douche. An awesome douche, but a douche none the less.
Seriously. I despised the guy until I saw the 'Meet the Scout' video, where he beats up on the Heavy who's just trying to have his lunch.

That was over the line, douche.
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Old 11-10-2008, 11:02 AM
This guy.

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The secondary market is a huge issue in the United States. Our primary retailer makes the majority of its money off of secondary sales, and so you’re starting to see games taking proactive steps toward that by… if you buy the retail version you get the unlock code.

I’ve talked to some developers who are saying ‘If you want to fight the final boss you go online and pay USD 20, but if you bought the retail version you got it for free’. We don’t make any money when someone rents it, and we don’t make any money when someone buys it used - way more than twice as many people played Gears than bought it.
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Old 11-10-2008, 11:05 AM
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This guy.

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The secondary market is a huge issue in the United States. Our primary retailer makes the majority of its money off of secondary sales, and so you’re starting to see games taking proactive steps toward that by… if you buy the retail version you get the unlock code.

I’ve talked to some developers who are saying ‘If you want to fight the final boss you go online and pay USD 20, but if you bought the retail version you got it for free’. We don’t make any money when someone rents it, and we don’t make any money when someone buys it used - way more than twice as many people played Gears than bought it.
what.

seriously, is this guy on crack? that is the antithesis of a good idea
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Old 11-10-2008, 11:10 AM
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This guy.

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The secondary market is a huge issue in the United States. Our primary retailer makes the majority of its money off of secondary sales, and so you’re starting to see games taking proactive steps toward that by… if you buy the retail version you get the unlock code.

I’ve talked to some developers who are saying ‘If you want to fight the final boss you go online and pay USD 20, but if you bought the retail version you got it for free’. We don’t make any money when someone rents it, and we don’t make any money when someone buys it used - way more than twice as many people played Gears than bought it.
what.

seriously, is this guy on crack? that is the antithesis of a good idea
That should be the kind of bad idea that earns you a pay dock and a week of sitting quietly in the corner.
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Old 11-10-2008, 11:14 AM
Hammond from Dead Space. I haven't finished the game yet but this douche keeps sending me on nigh impossible missions just because he wants to. . .I don't even know what he wants to do! I'M A FUCKING ENGINEER I'M NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE A MASSIVE ALIEN INVASION IN THE GOD DAMN DEPTHS OF SPACE.
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Old 11-10-2008, 11:15 AM
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This guy.

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The secondary market is a huge issue in the United States. Our primary retailer makes the majority of its money off of secondary sales, and so you’re starting to see games taking proactive steps toward that by… if you buy the retail version you get the unlock code.

I’ve talked to some developers who are saying ‘If you want to fight the final boss you go online and pay USD 20, but if you bought the retail version you got it for free’. We don’t make any money when someone rents it, and we don’t make any money when someone buys it used - way more than twice as many people played Gears than bought it.
what.

seriously, is this guy on crack? that is the antithesis of a good idea
That should be the kind of bad idea that earns you a pay dock and a week of sitting quietly in the corner.
At Activison? Right now, that's the kind of thinking that earns a corner office and a big fucking raise! I imagine that if this idea is ever implemented, it'll be kind of like the Clue movie. In that the game will ship with one ending, but if you want the 'true' ending, you'll have to play to download it (or use the one-time only code).

And it'll probably work, too...
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