... All our dishes would come from this book. Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! It suggests ejaculating into tupperware every morning, and then freezing it so you always have a substantial quantity on hand. I know many of you already do this, so I'm curious as to if you'd try any of these recipes. Ideas include: -Strawberry Splasharita -Man-Made Oysters -Veal Scallopini -Lime Aoili And, my personal favorite -Spunky Candied Pecans

That's hot. I mean gross.

it would take so long to prepare a meal for 4 on your own

Some people have way to much cum on their hands. I mean time...shit What did I say again

did you take a link you found in another thread and turn it into a thread of your own?

I am for the first time in a long time, at a complete loss for words.

I suppose it was only a matter of time.

did you take a link you found in another thread and turn it into a thread of your own? No, I received it from other internet sources. Although it wouldn't surprise me if it was somewhere else on here.

I thought this was going to be about olive garden

peter north will be our leading supplier

That isn't real. You are a rube for showing this to us.

That maybe just the most awful thing ever.

I am for the first time in a long time, at a complete loss for words. You're just disappointed someone stole your idea.

That maybe just the most awful thing ever. no man, africa still exists

I am for the first time in a long time, at a complete loss for words. You're just disappointed someone stole your idea. I was gonna test my ideas on Chris sheri I mean sheri shit

That isn't real. You are a rube for showing this to us. You can preview the book All those recipes I listed are in the preview... They all exist Someone took the time to write them

Well, if this is true you can now tell women to suck your dick to end world hunger.

That maybe just the most awful thing ever. no man, africa still exists I stand corrected.

This is the worst thing I've seen all day.

now if only i can make a semen powered car

now if only i can make a semen powered car Oh man. Imaging the refueling stations.

OK time to do odds on how many people get this book from their secret satan.

powered by a cumbustion engine

kovak why would you go and suggest a thing

Oh. Hey. Look at this. Something completely weird.