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Old 03-09-2009, 12:06 PM
I like putting my sentry up in the window box on Dustbowl. Last night someone said it was stupid of me to put it there, but it held the line for 14 kills.
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:15 PM
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I like putting my ______ in the _____ box on Dustbowl. Last night someone said it was stupid of me to put it there, but it held the line for 14 kills.
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:17 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:18 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:20 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:24 PM
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I like putting my ______ in the _____ box on Dustbowl. Last night someone said it was stupid of me to put it there, but it held the line for 14 kills.
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:27 PM
step one

cut a hole in a box
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:27 PM
Step 2: Put your dick in that box!

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Old 03-09-2009, 12:35 PM
the box was a spy all along
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:43 PM
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the box was a spy all along
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:45 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:45 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:46 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:47 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:48 PM
Zoidberg you are a wonderful person, you know that?
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:48 PM
Step 3

Make him open the box
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Old 03-09-2009, 12:48 PM
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Building a base that does nothing until it's destroyed is the sign of a bad engie. Either build it somewhere further up where people are actually fighting, or leave it and shoot people yourself - sapping takes forever, it's easier for a spy to kill a nest while the engie is standing there wrenching his gun than when he's out patrolling the area.
That's a bit of a blanket statement. There situations where your teleporter serves far more purpose than your SG could potentially. This occurs on maps like Dustbowl and Goldrush all the time.
Easy example is the 2nd section of Dustbowl. As usual, we've taken the first point and there's 10 minutes left. It's a long walk to the 2nd point, so I build my base in the right tunnel (as usual). Now people are teleporting in at an alarming rate, saving our team ridiculous amounts of travel time.

I set up my sentry-gun/dispenser in the tunnel too, to keep away pesky spies/scouts/soldiers/anyone else who wanders in. Now, the sentry gun isn't getting some incredible number of kills, but its presence is necessary there, or the first Red to wander by would destroy my teleporter and slow us down significantly.

If Red sucks, my base stays up for a long time and my base helps our team out immensely. More likely, after 2-3 min I'll see a pyro/medic uber turn down the tunnel and wreck me. Less likely, but more annoying, is having a good spy on Red who continuously destroys the teleporter entrance.

The point is, that despite my SG not getting many kills, it serves a lot of purposes. They have to waste their uber destroying it, rather than destroying 3 of our guys. It stops anyone but an uber from approaching the tunnel, despite not getting kills on the people. It allows us to hold the tunnel, which is very useful. Lastly, it provides safe cover for my teleporter, which is incredibly useful.
Lately, I'll have to play more engi to be sure, but it seems like a level 3 tele works so fast that you don't even need a sentry to defend it if you put it slightly out of the way. The teammates that come out of it are enough to hold the line enough for you to try constructing offensives guns.
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:01 PM
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Zoidberg you are a wonderful person, you know that?
Zoidberg is my favourite.
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:11 PM
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:19 PM
I gotta respect Zoidberg for continuing to post even after he'd gained popularity. I have this bad tendency to freeze up and run away anytime I do something clever/funny enough for people to start to know my name... the pressure gets to me. I had a blog at one point, but then I made some smart blog posts that got 25+ replies per post and then I couldn't post after that because I felt there was so much pressure to do as well as I had done previously. I'm actually in that position on the official TF2 forums right now. I've only made a total of 10 posts, but people know my name now, and now I want to stop posting because the bar of expectation is too high.

Anyway, long tangential rant, summary is: good job Zoidberg for making lots of funnies.
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:22 PM
This thread is just a wonderful source for my muse. Individual experiences ( see Edcrab's dream ) or requests ( tyrannus' request for a Sniper / Soldier pic ) all allow me to stretch my gmod muscles.

Not to mention the huge amount of changes to TF2 itself ( Sandman balls, Duck timers ) that lend themselves to pictures / sequences.

In other words, keep doing what you guys do best and I will do my best to put them into picture form.
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:23 PM
NO PRESSURE ZOIDBERG BUT IF YOU STOP BEING FUNNY I SWEAR TO GOD
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:24 PM
I find it amusing that you can stun the invulnerable NPCs in the developer commentary bits, even though you can't kill them.
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