Dawn of War Two: Get Down Patch Notes!!!!!!!!!!! Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1867/80194712.gif (Shamelessly stolen from old OP) Dawn of War 2 is the newest RTS set in the grimdark future of the 41st millennium by Relic. Described as taking the best parts of the original DoW combined with Company of Heroes, this game places an emphasis on quick action over memorizing build orders and perfecting your pixel clicking. And by that I mean that there is no base building. The game has two distinct portions, with the single player campaign being a completely different beastie from the multiplayer. The single player campaign is for the SM only (though campaigns for other races seems like an obvious DLC money maker *hint hint*). It's a persistent rpg like squad based tactical game with emphasis on building up and using a handfull of squads for the whole campaign. For more information you can see this link, beware the minor spoilers. In the multiplayer portion of the game you can choose from Eldar (worthless), Orks (balanced), Space Marines (slightly overpowered), and Tyranids (weakest army in the game except for all of their units which are completely overpowered). Space Marines http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6767/fc2.gif "We ballin', dawg. For the emperor." Space marines have tactical marines, thunder hammers, and force commanders with banners. They are completely overpowered. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Force Commander's day off. Orks http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3364/6to8zq.gif "Some stupid cockney accent." They rely on large numbers to be completely unstoppable in t1, whine about how their decent t2, then come out with the best tank in the game in t3 along with the best non-global call-in melee unit in the game. Ridiculously overpowered unless Sonelan/Cakemikz is playing them because he's terrible at the game and always will be. Eldar http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/534...fireprismx.jpg "You would not believe what we have seen with our eyes." Fragile and low damaging units make up the army. Only global call-in seer council stand to make this army anywhere near decent. They fail. Canis says they are good, but he's a furry and thinks IG are balanced. (IG are not in the game.) Tyranids http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7...dwarriors2.jpg "Look at those 15 warriors carnifexes pop out of that ravener hole walk at you without dying because they have insane regeneration and the zoanthorpes stunned your tanks for only 12 seconds. Also spore mines. Also ripper swarms. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha" Fuck Tyranids. (all this too) Still Multiplayer Blah blah blah GFWL blah blah Steam blah blah blah 3v3s are for losers who are bad at the game and 1v1s are for people who aren't dumb like Zen Vulgarity. Here is a partial list of GFWL IDs copied from the last OP. (List of jerks) Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler 3clipse= R3clipse 815165 = thee telescopes A-Puck = Za Puck Accualt = The Accualt admanb = admanjb Aegeri= Aegeri bongi = bongitrs Captain K = I Am Captain K Canada_jezus = Canada Jezus CanisAquilus = Canis Aquilus ChubbyRaccoon = Juice Tinn Computer Generated Faggotry = CasinoGhost Core= defconcore Critter = TrotskysIcepick Cronus = MasterCronus darksteel=Cokesakto Defunker = JollyGreenJssus Dissociater= Dissociater Dr.Oblivious = DrOblivious Figgy = FigmentNS Foefaller = FoefallerMagus Goomba = TradingPanther Hawk= Hawk xSx jdarksun= jdarksun Jebu= Chrethon Jives = JilesFTW Joril = Cordiss kaliyama = marblesthechimp Kami = KamiDaHobo Kinderparty = Kinderparty kildy = Kildy Kivutar = Morgant M Klyka = Klyka Leitner= Colonel Leitner Lord_Asmodeus= I3rigand Lurk = Saltek Medan = CaptDearborn mightyspacepope= mightyspacepope Moridin889 = LazyGit889 ObstSkwerl = Pvtskwerl Pancake = pannycakes Shamus= El Shamus Shorn Scrotum Man= SojakFA Shujaa = ShenanigansUK SJ= Warboss SJ SniperGuy = SniperGuy710 Quid = Asmadeus Spindrift = Cudboat TekDragon= TekDragon84 TheBog = TheBog2 TheCrumblyCracker = CrumblyCracker TheGerbil = TheGerbil86 troublebrewing = TroubleBrewin Traikan = Traikan TychoCelchuuu = TychoCelchuu Urian = Fathom216 Velmeran = Vechloran Vi Monks= ViMonks2 Wulf= Wulf Zen Vulgarity= ZenVulgarity You can get a great deal of information about the various units and abilities here: http://www.dowcodex.com/ This website pulls it's data right from the game, so in theory it should be accurate. Please keep in mind that it is a work in progress however. And now, we have this stupid thing, courtesy of Canis. He's a furry, that's why the picture has a wolf. Take it up with him. You are hurhurhurhuhruhruhrurhur Begin. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1907/perfectn.jpg It's not really that bad. Except for Eldar. They're terrible.

Best OP.

Add my GFWL tag to the list, if you please, good sir KamiDaHobo I'm starting the campaign tonight, then I'm gonna start my horribly embarrassing ranked career.

Blingee marine is going to fuck your shit. you can add my GFWL ID to the list if you would like "TroubleBrewin" derp, guess I was already on there

I know just what this thread needs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluRW21oAiY

Op has caused me to ragequit from the thread.

I demand a Blingee of every race.

I demand a Blingee of every race. I'll get my people on it.

Have they still not nerfed nids? Still?

Have they still not nerfed nids? Still? No. They are too busy testing the effects of poor balance on a quick-to-judge and foul-tempered internet fanbase. The results thus far are predictable, but they need to be sure before they can move on.

I know just what this thread needs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluRW21oAiY wow.

I know just what this thread needs. I think you are horribly mistaken. Also, my GWFL is Morgant M if someone wants to add me to the op. I'm pretty fucking terrible, but I desire 3v3 (or 1v1).

I know just what this thread needs. I think you are horribly mistaken. I am not. It's DoW2 thread tradition by now.

Yessssssss b44. Now I feel like playing space marines.

so what is the vent channel?

so what is the vent channel? All the ones that come after "GAME ON DAWN OF WAR" or whatnot. They're mostly named after people from the DoW2 threads, so they shouldn't be hard to spot. If you mean the server, there's a sticky at the top of G&T.

By the way, turns out that general von guy is kind of a dick. I asked him if I could upload the replay of us and he said no then started badgering me for a rematch. :|

By the way, turns out that general von guy is kind of a dick. I asked him if I could upload the replay of us and he said no then started badgering me for a rematch. :| Why didn't you give him one? Are you scared, you little noob scrub? Are you? HEH. Thought so.

By the way, turns out that general von guy is kind of a dick. I asked him if I could upload the replay of us and he said no then started badgering me for a rematch. :| See, don't you wish you were me? I think we all know what I would do.

If I uploaded it the dude would storm in there in five seconds all "I wanted a rematch, and I told him not to upload it blah blah blah." I'm not really into that kind of drama, and as I was saying to kinder he strikes me the kind of guy who is likely to be scouring GR as we speak to see if it was uploaded without permission.

If I uploaded it the dude would storm in there in five seconds all "I wanted a rematch, and I told him not to upload it blah blah blah." I'm not really into that kind of drama, and as I was saying to kinder he strikes me the kind of dude whose likely to be scouring GR since I sent to message to see it it was uploaded without permission. Then you would do it wrong. What you say is "HEH some stupid noob scrub 1v1ed me and wanted a rematch LOL. L2play the first game, stupid nubs. HEH."

You know what's fun? 3v3 Annihilation Orks only Sluggas/choppas/commanders only - all upgrades - roks allowed KUZ DIS IS DA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Despite how fail Goomba is, he still managed to pull off a good OP. This time.

Despite how fail Goomba is, he still managed to pull off a good OP. This time. He ruined the theme, though. Leave it to Goomba.

I give this OP 4 stars