Okay, so, tomorrow I'm going on the first date I've gotten off OKCupid. She likes to write (Notice my sig), has red hair and loves the Flames. She gave me her e-mail and that's when I noticed she had the same name as a certain actress who played a certain Princess Leia. I'm like "Wait wait wait wait. I better not say anything because she's probably heard it all, but damn I'm so tempted to comment...."

Discovery made today: You know those little tiny gusts of wind that you sometimes see that whip leaves and things in circles? Like, miniature and harmless tornadoes? Today I saw one and walked into the middle of it. I felt like a wizard. In the middle of a mini tornado. Leaves and things whipping around me in circles. I highly recommend it.

Okay, so, tomorrow I'm going on the first date I've gotten off OKCupid. She likes to write (Notice my sig), has red hair and loves the Flames. She gave me her e-mail and that's when I noticed she had the same name as a certain actress who played a certain Princess Leia. I'm like "Wait wait wait wait. I better not say anything because she's probably heard it all, but damn I'm so tempted to comment...." you resist now but the first thing out of your mouth will be "can I see your gold bikini"

Okay, so, tomorrow I'm going on the first date I've gotten off OKCupid. She likes to write (Notice my sig), has red hair and loves the Flames. She gave me her e-mail and that's when I noticed she had the same name as a certain actress who played a certain Princess Leia. I'm like "Wait wait wait wait. I better not say anything because she's probably heard it all, but damn I'm so tempted to comment...." I work with someone called Sinead O'Connor. There is nothing, literally nothing, you can say that is cool or funny. The only way to be cool is to pretend like it's nothing. Forever.

Okay, so, tomorrow I'm going on the first date I've gotten off OKCupid. She likes to write (Notice my sig), has red hair and loves the Flames. She gave me her e-mail and that's when I noticed she had the same name as a certain actress who played a certain Princess Leia. I'm like "Wait wait wait wait. I better not say anything because she's probably heard it all, but damn I'm so tempted to comment...." I work with someone called Sinead O'Connor. There is nothing, literally nothing, you can say that is cool or funny. The only way to be cool is to pretend like it's nothing. Forever. This is my plan. I don't always follow the plan.

Okay, so, tomorrow I'm going on the first date I've gotten off OKCupid. She likes to write (Notice my sig), has red hair and loves the Flames. She gave me her e-mail and that's when I noticed she had the same name as a certain actress who played a certain Princess Leia. I'm like "Wait wait wait wait. I better not say anything because she's probably heard it all, but damn I'm so tempted to comment...." congratulations dude. I met a girl off OKCupid and we've been dating now for a couple months. God bless teh internets

Rehydrating a very very sick old rat by hand. Best way to spend a Thursday night, ever. Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Oh God I'm so worried about him.

Help me make this paragraph better. Assume above it I have outlined why I am radical and perfect for this job. "I hope that we can discuss how I can use my skills to further the goals of the (JOB PLACE). Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions. Thank you in advance for your time and consideration."

This song is amazing and if you don't think so you have bad opinions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBanU-AHMqg

i just messaged a guy on okcupid

i just messaged a guy on okcupid Good luck.

Cover letters are stupid.

Okay, so, tomorrow I'm going on the first date I've gotten off OKCupid. She likes to write (Notice my sig), has red hair and loves the Flames. She gave me her e-mail and that's when I noticed she had the same name as a certain actress who played a certain Princess Leia. I'm like "Wait wait wait wait. I better not say anything because she's probably heard it all, but damn I'm so tempted to comment...." I work with someone called Sinead O'Connor. There is nothing, literally nothing, you can say that is cool or funny. The only way to be cool is to pretend like it's nothing. Forever. This is my plan. I don't always follow the plan. "Just call me Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'cause I'm your only hope."

I just looked in the anime thread They were talking about anime in there *shudder*

Discovery made today: You know those little tiny gusts of wind that you sometimes see that whip leaves and things in circles? Like, miniature and harmless tornadoes? Today I saw one and walked into the middle of it. I felt like a wizard. In the middle of a mini tornado. Leaves and things whipping around me in circles. I highly recommend it. I think they're called dust devils. The biggest one I've seen I actually thought was a tornado for a second. It went behind my car while I was driving and completely obscured my view through the rear view mirror.

Discovery made today: You know those little tiny gusts of wind that you sometimes see that whip leaves and things in circles? Like, miniature and harmless tornadoes? Today I saw one and walked into the middle of it. I felt like a wizard. In the middle of a mini tornado. Leaves and things whipping around me in circles. I highly recommend it. I think they're called dust devils. The biggest one I've seen I actually thought was a tornado for a second. It went behind my car while I was driving and completely obscured my view through the rear view mirror. Or you could call em thermals. Baby thermals.

I just looked in the anime thread They were talking about anime in there *shudder* INCONCEIVABLE!

i just messaged a guy on okcupid he's more afraid of you than you are of him ... wait that was supposed to sound encouraging let me redo it ... good luck!

I just looked in the anime thread They were talking about anime in there *shudder* Weeaboo by association. Booo.

Well shoot... my uncle, who's had a heard "issue" since he was born, needed to have a valve replaced this week. Pre-op and everything went extremely well and the doctors and everyone were all impressed with how strong his body was (health-wise... he's just a normal dude). Anyway, he went under today and, while the valve replacement went off without a hitch, when they were closing him up, his aorta ruptured/tore and they have been spending all day trying to fix that. They replaced the torn portion with a tube or something, but it's apparently now moved into his brain (what?!) and he's still bleeding. They're moving him to ICU and won't really know how the situation's working out for possibly up to 36 hours. Gah.

DRINK GODDAMN YOU

Discovery made today: You know those little tiny gusts of wind that you sometimes see that whip leaves and things in circles? Like, miniature and harmless tornadoes? Today I saw one and walked into the middle of it. I felt like a wizard. In the middle of a mini tornado. Leaves and things whipping around me in circles. I highly recommend it. I think they're called dust devils. The biggest one I've seen I actually thought was a tornado for a second. It went behind my car while I was driving and completely obscured my view through the rear view mirror. Had one out at my grandparent's place that actually pulled the front porch off of the house.

Aren't thermals and whirlwinds different things, though?

Well shoot... my uncle, who's had a heard "issue" since he was born, needed to have a valve replaced this week. Pre-op and everything went extremely well and the doctors and everyone were all impressed with how strong his body was (health-wise... he's just a normal dude). Anyway, he went under today and, while the valve replacement went off without a hitch, when they were closing him up, his aorta ruptured/tore and they have been spending all day trying to fix that. They replaced the torn portion with a tube or something, but it's apparently now moved into his brain (what?!) and he's still bleeding. They're moving him to ICU and won't really know how the situation's working out for possibly up to 36 hours. Gah. Holy shit. *hug*

Had one out at my grandparent's place that actually pulled the front porch off of the house. ok that one might have actually been a small tornado.