No most doorways are pretty good. Have some trouble occasionally on some trains and planes. edit: though ceiling fans/fixtures can be perilously close sometimes. fuck airplanes emptyquotin' Ahaha Being short has its advantages sometimes.

my favorite part is standing up while waiting for the people in front of me to get off just straight as a pole except for a 70 degree bend at the neck

I prefer bending over like some sort of question mark

No most doorways are pretty good. Have some trouble occasionally on some trains and planes. edit: though ceiling fans/fixtures can be perilously close sometimes. fuck airplanes emptyquotin' Ahaha Being short has its advantages sometimes. every time I see someone tall brain themselves on something low hanging I might express concern or even offer assistance but secretly I'm thinking yessss, eat that you tall fucker

Eat what? Eat the slightly higher fruit on this tree? Don't mind if I do

eat intracranial hemorrhage

Sorry I couldn't hear you from all the way down there

Eat what? Eat the slightly higher fruit on this tree? Don't mind if I do AMP'd in his natural habitat.

I am hella majestic

Well Friday was payday so today was shopping day. Got some new jeans from gap, which are the same ones I normally buy. I also picked up a casual shirt that is looking good. Still no scarf though, oh well. I am having trouble finding a scarf that looks nice but doesn't cost a ton of money. For some reason they're more expensive than normal things like shirts and tops. So very majestic.

Hi Liiya! The bag is cute! Good call with waterproof. A couple of years ago, I thought my things were safe and dry in a bag but alas, the rain rained right through it. Lame.

Hey congratulations on getting married! I hope the day went well (I once had a book get wet in my bag, ink everywhere.)

Thanks! It was really fun!

No most doorways are pretty good. Have some trouble occasionally on some trains and planes. edit: though ceiling fans/fixtures can be perilously close sometimes. fuck airplanes emptyquotin' Ahaha Being short has its advantages sometimes. Short people can use tools to get the advantages of a tall person. Tall people can't make themselves shorter let's see you tall mfers fit in this box

No most doorways are pretty good. Have some trouble occasionally on some trains and planes. edit: though ceiling fans/fixtures can be perilously close sometimes. fuck airplanes emptyquotin' Ahaha Being short has its advantages sometimes. Short people can use tools to get the advantages of a tall person. Tall people can't make themselves shorter let's see you tall mfers fit in this box also it is much less effort to elbow a dude in the junk

That is what man was given knees for

Well Friday was payday so today was shopping day. Got some new jeans from gap, which are the same ones I normally buy. I also picked up a casual shirt that is looking good. Still no scarf though, oh well. I am having trouble finding a scarf that looks nice but doesn't cost a ton of money. For some reason they're more expensive than normal things like shirts and tops. So very majestic. Yeah same problem I was having today while I was out shopping. As nice as the scarves were, £35+ just isn't worth it for a scarf.

I would have to sit on the fucking floor to elbow some people in the junk

I hit my head 2 times in the course of 5 minutes on my friend's bed on friday. Goddamn that hurt like all

No most doorways are pretty good. Have some trouble occasionally on some trains and planes. edit: though ceiling fans/fixtures can be perilously close sometimes. fuck airplanes emptyquotin' Ahaha Being short has its advantages sometimes. Short people can use tools to get the advantages of a tall person. Tall people can't make themselves shorter let's see you tall mfers fit in this box why would we need to fit into a box and what if i set your stilts on fire what thennn

Did I hear skinny jeans? I got here as fast as I could

tell me about the skinny jeans again george

No most doorways are pretty good. Have some trouble occasionally on some trains and planes. edit: though ceiling fans/fixtures can be perilously close sometimes. fuck airplanes emptyquotin' Ahaha Being short has its advantages sometimes. Short people can use tools to get the advantages of a tall person. Tall people can't make themselves shorter let's see you tall mfers fit in this box why would we need to fit into a box and what if i set your stilts on fire what thennn How will you reach the stilts quickly and smoothly enough?

Did I hear skinny jeans? I got here as fast as I could 'sup dawg

those aren't skinny jeans you just have extremely fat thighs.