I, myself, am a professional bullshit artist .... I also happen to be handy at time-waisting.

This I think is the first...I COOK WELL!!! Any questions regarding cooking or food...send them my way. I know whats up. Also, I majored in Biomolecular Sciences and I now major in Human Phsiology and my Masters of Public Health. So ask me about biology, genetics, physiology, or whatever... I am also a huge trivia buff...

I speak fluent Dutch and can translate almost everything from Dutch to English and vice versa. I'm studying human geography, but you might just want to wait a few years before asking me anything about that.

Music. You need it I got it. Need transpositions / chord formats? sure. Don't know much and want a big word? I'll do that too. I'm also fairly knowledgeable in Jazz, blues, swing and such.

I am currently a graduate student studying applied mathematics. My focus is mainly probability and statistics. I'm also a teaching assistant, so I'm decent at explaining calculus and helping people solve math problems. I've also been playing poker for the last 3 years, and have generally won more than I've lost. I also play basketball, lift weights and play video games in my spare time.

I know a lot about folk and faerie tales. Mythology, superstition, and world religions. I have an odd collection of esoteric knowlege about the history of magic and the occult. In terms of history, I've got a good grip on greek philosophy, feudal Japan, and europe pre-1700's. I also know a fair amount about the publishing world. pat

I'm currently an undergraduate double majoring in pure mathematics and theoretical statistics. If anyone needs help on a mathematical problem or a statistical task, I'll try to assist in whatever way I can.

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My profession is in aviation operations My undergraduate was in professional avionics, minors in management and aviation safety I also hold a masters in Theology and I am about to start on my second graduate degree (MBA BTW). So if you need help on how to build an airport or need to know the original Greek from the New Testament I am your man. (I am not very knowledgeable in Hebrew or Aramaic yet) Take Care,

I'm somewhat of a modern philosopher and I am up on all of the intriguing modern philo-psych terms and ideas. I know a bit about the study of human consciousness, zen, religion and spirituality.

I am a gunsmith. I have a working knowledge of most modern firearms, mainly in the military sector. But if you ever need to know about historic firearms such as the availability and popularity of guns from the civil war to present just drop me a line. As a side note i can also tell you the best zombie hunting gun, that is if I deem you ready to receive such information.

I am an undergrad Majoring in Comp Sci and take some video games classes. I can program in a bunch of languages and model in Maya.

a lazy hacker in the traditional sense, fine arts grad, play by ear musician, expert liar