Infernal is a third person action game for Microsoft Windows, produced by Polish developer Metropolis Software and published by Playlogic International in 2007. It is a modern-style third person shooter, with major first-person shooter influences. Players control protagonist Ryan Lennox, a former agent of light turned to the dark by unfortunate circumstances who has access to a number of unique demonic powers, including pyrokinesis, teleportation, and the ability to feed on the souls of fallen enemies. The game has a metacritic score of 61/100 with mainly mediocre reviews saying it lacked polish and calling it last generation compared to current third person shooters of the time such as Gears of War and Resident Evil 4. On the other hand some reviews said it had good graphics and called it "mindless fun." Well guys, if the above didn't wet your appetite, I'm not sure what will. So my new LP is going to be this apparently terribly reviewed game, which is all about some smug Ex-Angel striking a deal with Hell's spy agency leader (who shares the same name with a Harry Potter character no less) receiving the ability to set his arm on fire in return. Did I mention there is lots of shooting and soul eating? Cause there is! Also, the dialogue in this game is hilarious. They actually use the word "mittens" in this game. Can you remember a shooter with the word "mittens" in it? I can't! So join me on my trip around the world with Ryan Lennox, shooting lots of bald dudes and feasting on their souls! Set 01 - Fallen Angel, Rising Demon Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 01 - Part 01 Set 01 - Part 02 Set 01 - Part 03 Set 02 - God of Ninjas Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 02 - Part 01 Set 02 - Part 02 Set 02 - Part 03 Set 03 - From Russia with gas Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 03 - Part 01 Set 03 - Part 02 Set 03 - Part 03 Set 04 - Corridor of Death Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 04 - Part 01 Set 04 - Part 02 Set 04 - Part 03 Set 05 - Teleportation for dummies Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 05 - Part 01 Set 05 - Part 02 Set 05 - Part 03 Set 06 - Cartwheel Violence Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 06 - Part 01 Set 06 - Part 02 Set 06 - Part 03 Set 07 - Flying Wheelchair Assault Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 07 - Part 01 Set 07 - Part 02 Set 07 - Part 03 Set 08 - Pillar of Death Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 08 - Part 01 Set 08 - Part 02 Set 08 - Part 03 Set 08 - Part 04 Set 09 - Land-, Air- and Seamine Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 09 - Part 01 Set 09 - Part 02 Set 09 - Part 03 Set 10 - Shirtless Snake Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 10 - Part 01 Set 10 - Part 02 Set 10 - Part 03 Set 10 - Part 04 Set 11 - Megaman Blaster Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 11 - Part 01 Set 11 - Part 02 Set 12 - The Grand Finale Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 12 - Part 01 Set 12 - Part 02 Set 12 - Part 03 Set 12 - Part 04

Yay, the sexy Klyka returns to us. It was wierd not having updates every other day.

Haha I could have sworn in the opening sequence of the game you were getting shot and then heal slightly as a result. Looks to be a pretty fun romp, we'll see how it pans out

The game doesn't seem very good, but the commentary more than makes up for it. Klyka is like the MST3K of games

It's not a bad game, but it's nothing special either

It's not a bad game, but it's nothing special either Like eating plain rice?

It's not a bad game, but it's nothing special either Like eating plain rice? Like eating a meh-becue.

Set 02 - God of Ninjas Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 02 - Part 01 Set 02 - Part 02 Set 02 - Part 03

That's... that's quite the running animation there. ...and that cutscene animation. Wow. Wherein Klyka molests a bunch of priests.

Is this game "bad" and "boring" like Dark Sector was supposed to be? Cause that game ended up being pretty good for a game I wasn't actually playing.

I enjoyed it for what it was, but looking back it actually seemed a pretty generic third-person shooter. And, if you haven't noticed this already, when you reload you only do it by clips. So if you use 2 bullets out of a clip of 12, instead of recycling the bullets back into your pool when you reload, you lose 10 bullets.

The guy looks like Ryan Reynolds to me. edit: and sounds a little like Statham double edit: Lucius Black =/= Sirius Black =/= Lucius Malfoy.

I may have only had a school cadet's training, but goddam is the 'over and out' thing really annoying. It's either 'over' when you are expecting a reply, or 'out', if you're ending a conversation. Stupid developers trying to sound like heaven and hell are incredibly advanced military orginisations. Also, that was quick, Klyka. Also, it's a good LP. The guy looks like Ryan Reynolds to me. edit: and sounds a little like Statham He does, doesn't he.

I Also, it's a good LP. . Thank you! Over and out!

Black kinda pisses me off with his constant whinging. "You're useless, Lennox..! Why haven't you completed the game already, Lennox...! All my other agents are dead, but they'd still do a better job than you, Lennox!" I really want Lennox to go, "Arrgghh!! Then get off your arse and do it yourself. Otherwise, shut up, gimme the cool toys and let me get on with it!" Otherwise, I'm enjoying it so far. I mean, this game has shuriken in it. How can anyone not enjoy a game that boasts monks that throw ninja stars and cut loose with submachine guns.

I love how unsubtle the exposition is. But I suppose it's a necessary evil.

I played this on the 360 and it was so bad it went right past terrible on to amusing because of its awfulness. Also, I never noticed that he reloaded by clip, but I did wonder why I was always so low on ammo...

What is up with the voice acting? It sounds like bad dubbing of a Japanese work, which would make sense, but they can do better There are bizarre turns of phrase that aren't used in modern English, but maybe it's an old monk thing to talk like that.

What is up with the voice acting? It sounds like bad dubbing of a Japanese work, which would make sense, but they can do better There are bizarre turns of phrase that aren't used in modern English, but maybe it's an old monk thing to talk like that. Leet speak. All the incoherent techno-monks do it these days.

There should be updates here. There are not. People may or may not start dying soon.

There should be updates here. There are not. People may or may not start dying soon. Blame the German social calender. Or... something.

Wow this game is retarded Technomonks with cyborg arms who apparently carry shurikens? Wow, game, that's really something

Set 03 - From Russia with gas Spoiler: show spoiler hide spoiler Set 03 - Part 01 Set 03 - Part 02 Set 03 - Part 03 I'm back!

Geese, Dark Sector is looking award worthy in comparison. Great stuff Klyka.

Wow, that really was the most stupid death trap. They could have at least made you do something cool like teleport. Great set though.