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Old 09-30-2009, 12:25 AM
You know what's great about finally getting to watch my first Carolina game since the playoffs? Knowing the ending before it happens.

"With plenty of time left on the clock, the Panthers are going to abandon the run and just keep passing until Delhomme throws a pick."

I'm pretty sure that was even the playcall at the beginning of that drive. "Just keep passing 'till we lose." Oh well, at least I get to watch the Cardinals every week - they'll never forget the secret to their success like those shitty Panthers. What do you mean they keep forgetting to run the 2 minute drill 3+ times a game? And they keep losing? Sonofabitch
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:52 AM
hey, aside from the roster updates obviously, what are the differences between madden 09 and 10? I am trying to decide if I want to buy the new version this year
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:55 AM
the oakland raiders have some crazy fucking ninety year old crack-head pirate running our team.
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:58 AM
Defensive moves are mapped to the right stick as opposed to the bumpers. Details, like bringing the chains out to measure for a first down (Which you can guess correctly ten times out of ten because its so damn obvious god stop coming out I KNOW I DIDN'T GET IT), refs talking over calls. Handwarmers and realistic towels! I shit you not, that is one of the loading screens. Wait, super bowl patches, too!

There's an online franchise, but you have to pay for it. My book has a code for it but I don't know if its a trial or what. I honestly don't know much else, I mainly bought it for Superstar mode (Worst decision ever).
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:37 AM
And you can fight for fumbles, which is a glorified QTE.
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Old 09-30-2009, 04:13 AM
So basically no reason, aside from superstar mode? ( )

I hate it when they map things to the right stick anyway
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:10 AM
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And you can fight for fumbles, which is a glorified QTE.
do you grab and crush opposing players' testicles with the right trigger button?
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:20 AM
i just want to turn off the halftime show

it takes entirely too long to skip
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:10 AM
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So basically no reason, aside from superstar mode? ( )

I hate it when they map things to the right stick anyway
No there are a lot of mechanical improvements especially blocking and tackling and animations don't screw you over the way they did in 09. It used to drive me crazy when a wide-open receiver would do a "spectacular" animation and get slowed down to a crawl instead of just catching the ball in-stride.

It's probably the best Madden yet but I wouldn't recommend getting it if you don't have anyone to play with. The single player gets old quick.

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And you can fight for fumbles, which is a glorified QTE.
I shut that bullshit off.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:25 AM
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i just want to turn off all of the cutscenes that can't be skipped.

it takes entirely too long to skip
i hate the touchdown check by the refs, i hate first down checks, i hate the halftime show(tho it can be minimized to a few seconds). the game's commercials claim it's "the best madden yet", but i honestly feel like it's a step back from '09. tho i do like the improved run game, but on the flipside i hate how many missed tackles there are in this game(tho i guess it is accurate since maybe 15 people in the nfl know how to actually wrap up).
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:35 AM
The only significant problem I have with defense in the game is pursuing defenders still take terrible fucking angles. Pass rush and pocket forming mechanics are still fucked up too but not as badly as defensive pursuit.

There's no question in my mind that the gameplay is better than 09's though.
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:24 AM
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/0...s-wins-anyway/

This is a hilarious end to a high school football game.
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:35 AM
$100 says that kid is related to DeSean Jackson.
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:44 AM
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$100 says that kid is related to DeSean Jackson.
I'll take that bet.

Didn't see a whole lot of black guys on that team, soooooooo....
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:45 AM
there's basically no black people outside of burlington

and even then it's only like 4%
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:52 AM
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:00 AM
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And you can fight for fumbles, which is a glorified QTE.
do you grab and crush opposing players' testicles with the right trigger button?
You're thinking of Blitz.

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Old 09-30-2009, 10:40 AM
Madden 10 is the best they've had. But Butters basically nailed it. Defender AI for pursuit is amazingly weak and defender AI for pass defense is amazingly strong. They've still got the classic LB does a 5 yard horizontal leap to intercept the ball thing going on.

Fight for the Fumble is ridiculous bullshit and should be turned off immediately.

Single Player gets old within a few seasons, and internet play is basically terrible with a combination of dial up style latency and horrible exploits.

Actually, I have been enjoying Superstar mode a lot, but only certain positions are fun.

WR sucks, mostly due to the aforementioned super pass defense combined with the AI's predilection for forcing the ball to you.
CB sucks because you lose part of that super pass defense in favor of your dumb ass trying to cover.

RB is very fun, especially in the right playbook because you are important on every down.

I suspect LB or S is also fun, that's what I'm going to try next.

With that being said, the game mode is stupidly underdeveloped and takes a learning curve to realize that you aren't missing anything, it really is that underdeveloped.
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:44 AM
Yeah it's seriously more realistic for possession to be decided at random during a scrum. Also, poor defender pursuit has plagued the series since 2006 and likely before 2005 too. Madden 2005's defense was fucking sick though.
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:52 AM
i stick with madden 08 for the ps2. old school!
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:54 AM
I have Madden 08 for the PC. Even older school.

Actually I think I still have my Madden 2000 N64 cartridge.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:03 AM
Mangini names Anderson as the starter for the Browns this week. Because moving the ball a few more yards before throwing an interception means you're better.

And we all thought McDaniels' job would be in jeopardy.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:05 AM
I had to drop Braylon Edwards from one of my teams today. Fucking autodraft and fuck me for rating him so high.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:13 AM
Why the fuck would you rate him so high.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:19 AM
Okay I had had 43 on my list. Above... Hines Ward and Santana Moss.

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